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I was doing Muay Thai in my gym today and one of the gym’s fighters was holding pads for me and he was being aggressive, pushing me, checking my arms, light punches, etc (I love it when people who know what they’re doing are aggressive on pads).

We were doing a combo, jan, cross, lean right, lean left, hook, cross. Going really well until he was checking me with the pads and he BARELY hit the outer lower corner of my left eyelid. It was enough to make me disoriented for a second because it pulled my eyelid down.

I hate my buggy eyes so fucking much. He barely nicked my eye and I was automatically thrown out of my flow state jfl. I can’t even fucking fight without having the thought in the back of my mind of getting hit in my buggy eyes and being disoriented.

Give me orbital decompression or give me death.
 
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Not that big of a deal dude
 
Banderas


Brutal evolutionary skull morphology pill. If you had protruding orbital rims you could have taken that hit and kept fighting, thereby increasing your fighting success in the wild.
 
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Literally just wear sunglasses like ramirez and you’re chadlite
 
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just gogglemax bro dont be stupid
 
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time to bone smash
 
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when you put the side of a fist to your eye socket what do you feel? bulging bug eyes?
 
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when you put the side of a fist to your eye socket what do you feel? bulging bug eyes?
not really. i can literally feel my eyeball when i touch here:
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I need an orbital decompression too bhai.
 
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no. i just felt around

but i did what the girl is doing and i didn’t feel my eyeball, i was hitting eyebrow and side of my nose
who in your family has bug eyes?
 
Fighting is as bad as smoking for looksmaxing op, Hope you don't end up needing a rhino or skin lasering for scars.
 

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