This nigga just came out of your girlfriends bedroom, wyd?

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Elias

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Tell him that we are even now
 
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Ask for an autograph and if he knows pitts number. Then i quickly penetrate my girlfriend
 
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get him a glass of water and leave
 
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This is why you dont get girlfriends cause statistically speaking you are bound to get cucked like this except you may not even find out about it.
 
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would slap him silly
 
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i dont have a girlfreind
 
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ill slit his throat and drag his body back to my girls room and show her what I did
 
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why does opry look like such utter shit there?
 
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ill slit his throat and drag his body back to my girls room and show her what I did
What if he was just in your girlfriends room to fix the lightbulb?
 
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What if he was just in your girlfriends room to fix the lightbulb?
Then I’d probably kill my self out of regret
 
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Have some whiskey with him and throw that bitch on the street
 
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What would you tell Pitt if you got his number?
Idk tbh i’d think a lot about it. Ideally i would get adopted but that isn’t realistic so probably ask for advice and shit cause no way hes giving me money
 
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also, i wouldn't do shit, i'd just fuck her wet pussy with the jizz inside it
 
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Idk tbh i’d think a lot about it. Ideally i would get adopted but that isn’t realistic so probably ask for advice and shit cause no way hes giving me money
You should ask him to fuck you bro
Yeah because he was fixing the lightbulb naked
I’d punish my girlfriend. I would electrocute her pussy until she stops being a slut
 
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I will steal his condom and sell his Sperm for millions
 
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You should ask him to fuck you bro

I’d punish my girlfriend. I would electrocute her pussy until she stops being a slut
But what if there a puddle on the floor so he didnt want to get his clothes wet while changing the bulb and slip?
 
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But what if there a puddle on the floor so he didnt want to get his clothes wet while changing the bulb and slip?
I’d examine his dick. If it was hard then I’d be happy I killed him. But if it was soft then he wasn’t going to duck her
 
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I’d examine his dick. If it was hard then I’d be happy I killed him. But if it was soft then he wasn’t going to duck her
But what if he fucked her then they cuddled for 3 hours after?
 
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Assrape him
 
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I would beat my whore of a girlfriend, opry is too aesthetic to be damaged jfl
 
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what should i do son ?
 
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He would suffer
 
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Just Ask him ur prolly knows ALL his measurements
Retard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”

O ‘Pry “3.0, you mirin son?” “i just fucked your girlfriend with my good tongue posture and swallowing technique”.
 
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Retard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”

O ‘Pry “3.0, you mirin son?” “i just fucked your girlfriend with my good tongue posture and swallowing technique”.
Thats less weird than taking a Ruler and measuring them on spot
 
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Retard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”

O ‘Pry “3.0, you mirin son?” “i just fucked your girlfriend with my good tongue posture and swallowing technique”.
with my ability to hold frame, i'll both send you to hellfire, you mirin ?
 
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Implying that I have a girlfriend in the first place...
 
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Call my pet dragon and ride her to Sovngarde.
 
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only pitt can fuck my girlfriend
 
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time for o'pry to o'die
 
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Kill him
 
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Measure zygomatic width, skull height etc
 
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