Elias
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What would you tell Pitt if you got his number?Ask for an autograph and if he knows pitts number. Then i quickly penetrate my girlfriend
What if he was just in your girlfriends room to fix the lightbulb?ill slit his throat and drag his body back to my girls room and show her what I did
Then I’d probably kill my self out of regretWhat if he was just in your girlfriends room to fix the lightbulb?
Idk tbh i’d think a lot about it. Ideally i would get adopted but that isn’t realistic so probably ask for advice and shit cause no way hes giving me moneyWhat would you tell Pitt if you got his number?
Yeah because he was fixing the lightbulb nakedThen I’d probably kill my self out of regret
You should ask him to fuck you broIdk tbh i’d think a lot about it. Ideally i would get adopted but that isn’t realistic so probably ask for advice and shit cause no way hes giving me money
I’d punish my girlfriend. I would electrocute her pussy until she stops being a slutYeah because he was fixing the lightbulb naked
High iqI will steal his condom and sell his Sperm for millions
But what if there a puddle on the floor so he didnt want to get his clothes wet while changing the bulb and slip?You should ask him to fuck you bro
I’d punish my girlfriend. I would electrocute her pussy until she stops being a slut
I’d examine his dick. If it was hard then I’d be happy I killed him. But if it was soft then he wasn’t going to duck herBut what if there a puddle on the floor so he didnt want to get his clothes wet while changing the bulb and slip?
But what if he fucked her then they cuddled for 3 hours after?I’d examine his dick. If it was hard then I’d be happy I killed him. But if it was soft then he wasn’t going to duck her
Would you measure his face?I would beat my whore of a girlfriend, opry is too aesthetic to be damaged jfl
I’d Ask him for Numbers to some babes i’d fuck and then get famous from thatYou should ask him to fuck you bro
I’d ask him questions to analyze his oral posture and habits jflWould you measure his face?
Just Ask him ur prolly knows ALL his measurementsWould you measure his face?
Then I’ll kill them both tbhBut what if he fucked her then they cuddled for 3 hours after?
they'll both sufferHe would suffer
Retard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”Just Ask him ur prolly knows ALL his measurements
Thats less weird than taking a Ruler and measuring them on spotRetard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”
O ‘Pry “3.0, you mirin son?” “i just fucked your girlfriend with my good tongue posture and swallowing technique”.
with my ability to hold frame, i'll both send you to hellfire, you mirin ?Retard: “oh wow, O pry! Big fan! Whats your FWHR?”
O ‘Pry “3.0, you mirin son?” “i just fucked your girlfriend with my good tongue posture and swallowing technique”.
I'd be pissed. That she didn't let me watch.
Gigacucks meI'd be pissed. That she didn't let me watch.
Kill him