Ultimate ascension strategy

[RedPilledStemcel]

Wear sunglasses, cap, and grow a full beard.

fuark look at that slayer.

Balding? Cap

Shit eyes? Sunglasses

Bad lower third? Beardcel/minoxcelling

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Wear a sunglass, cap, and grow a full beard.

View attachment 26832
fuark look at that slayer.

Balding? Cap

Shit eyes? Sunglass

Bad lower third? Beardcel/minoxcelling

Covering your flaws =/= Ascension

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

Covering your flaws =/= Ascension

cope the only thing visible ont hat guy's face is his nose and it's normal so he's 8 psl

 

[CupOfCoffee]

cope the only thing visible ont hat guy's face is his nose and it's normal so he's 8 psl

Can you go on a date with sunglasses on never taking your hat off on front of the girl? What about a job interview (where they often prefer clean shaven as well).

This is cope.

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

Can you go on a date with sunglasses on never taking your hat off on front of the girl? What about a job interview (where they often prefer clean shaven as well).

This is cope.

 

[Bluepill]

Wear a sunglass, cap, and grow a full beard.

View attachment 26832
fuark look at that slayer.

Balding? Cap

Shit eyes? Sunglass

Bad lower third? Beardcel/minoxcelling

Keep coming up with these hilarious ascension plans. It's semi legit tho ngl.

 

[xz90]

legit

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

View attachment 26836 legit

 

[SayNoToRotting]

Remember the good ol' times when beards intimmidated us? Now we know that facial hair is at the bottom of manliness hierachy

 

[Soontm]

Remember the good ol' times when beards intimmidated us? Now we know that facial hair is at the bottom of manliness hierachy

Said noone ever. Except guys who can’t grow one.

Even midgets who wear a beard get somewhat respected that alone shows the power.

But the beard of that guy from op is far too long. Rather go for stubble maybe a bit long to enhance your angularity sharpness of the face.

 

[Hunter]

pepsi IQ post

 

[LightingFraud]

Slightly off-topic but I went on r/beards today because I'm probably gonna keep growing out my facial hair for a month or two

90% of the fucking posters looked like total shit or just average at best, where are all the legit slayers with beards? This is not good news for me tbh

 

[Nibba]

Hello fellow redditor ???

Edit: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOLD KIND STRANGER

 

[HorseFace]

Preety legit excepct for the backwards cap in my case. I look fucking retarded with backwards cap.

 

[Arkantos]

The only problem is when he takes off the hat.

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

Remember the good ol' times when beards intimmidated us? Now we know that facial hair is at the bottom of manliness hierachy

This is false. Every masculine men grows a light beard.

Hello fellow redditor ???

Edit: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOLD KIND STRANGER

get it because reddit silver is reddit gold but free

 

[Extra Chromosome]

Can't tell if trolling or srs.

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

Can't tell if trolling or srs.

we're all gonna make it brah

 

[Coping]

Are u gonna fuck her with ur glasses on? Glasses game Is cope tbh ngl you can’t escape subhuman eye area

 

[RedPilledStemcel]

Are u gonna fuck her with ur glasses on? Glasses game Is cope tbh ngl you can’t escape subhuman eye area

Yeah bro

 

[normcore]

Preety legit excepct for the backwards cap in my case. I look fucking retarded with backwards cap.

everyone does

 

[Extra Chromosome]

everyone does

Except chad.

 

[Zeta ascended]

Preety legit excepct for the backwards cap in my case. I look fucking retarded with backwards cap.

*Reads while wearing a backwards cap in public

 

[KrissKross]

Can you go on a date with sunglasses on never taking your hat off on front of the girl? What about a job interview (where they often prefer clean shaven as well).

This is cope.

You are cope