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OKAY, THIS IS QUARANTINE MAXXING TIPS CUZ THIS SHIT IS GOING TO TAKE LONG

since its quarantine time, everyone is home, most of retards will start eating shit food, stop training, video games 24/7... FUCK THAT



SKIN ROUTINE SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE THIS

THIS SHIT GAVE ME GLOW, LOOKS TOO SIMPLE IK, BUT WORKS

----- B4 SLEEP ROUTINE-----

-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-CLEANSER
-TONIC
-MOISTURIZER




-----MORNING ROUTINE-----


-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-APPLY CLEANSER

AND MOST IMPORTANT FOR SKIN - DIET, NO SHIT FOOD AT ALL, CUT SUGARS ETC..., NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED + SHIT TON OF WATER

***BONUS***
-5 CARROTS A DAY
-One carrot (7 1/2 long) has 2025 RE of vitamin A, which is 203% of your Daily Value. You don t need more than 1 carrot a day. (Beta carotene is a form of vitamin A)
-30 MINS SUN EXPOSURE

-BUT YO, HERE WE ARE LOOKSMAXXING, WANT THAT GLOW AND SHIT, DONT HOPE FOR IT MORE THAN U WORK FOR IT SO LET IT BE 5 CARROTS AS I DO

HERE IS SOME RANDOM FUCKER WHO ASCENDED BY SKIN MAXXING
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HARDMEWING AND POSTURE MAXXING

THIS ONE IS MOST EASY ONE, JUST POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND MOTIVATION



-SINCE U ARE HOME WHOLE FUCKING TIME
-KEEP HARDMEWING BUT IN CHINTUCKED POSITION, MORE PRESSURE ON LOWER THIRD ETC...
-SLEEP ON FLOOR, WITHOUT PILLOW!
-NO SLOUCHING OVER DAY, DURING GAMES (IF U PLAY BUT AVOID THAT SHIT, NOT CHAD LIFESTYLE)
PggQI0H





THUMBPULLING (PALATE WIDENING SINCE TAKING EXPANDER IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABE DURING CORONA SHIT VIRUS)


-THIS ONE REQUIRES A LOT MORE DEDICATION
-DO IT 8X2 MINS FOR 7 DAYS AND 10 DAYS REST, KEEP IT GOING
-LEGIT, ASTRO INCEL SKY DID VIDEO ON THAT BUT DELETED IT JFL


HAIR + EYELASHES + EYEBROWS MAXXING


---HAIR---



-OKAY, I HAD GREAT EXPERIENCE WITH BRAHMI/CASTOR FOR HAIR
-PUT BRAHMI/CASTOR (I SUGGEST U BRAHMI MORE FOR HAIR)
-THERE IS NO NEED TO WASH HAIR EVERY DAY. WASH 4TH-5TH DAY
-U WILL IMMEDIATELY NOTICE HAIR IS THICKER THAN BEFORE, GUARANTEE
***BONUS TIP - BEFORE SHOOTING/SLAYING AT RANDOM BAR, WASH HAIR, WHILE ITS STILL WET, PUT PANTHENOL, SHIT TON OF IT AND WAIT 30 MINS, THEN TAKE FAN AND DRY IT COMPLETELY, HAIR WILL BE THICKER THAN EVER, ANOTHER SHIT I GUARANTEE

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---EYELASHES---
-PEOPLE BEEN SAYING ITS COPE, BUT NAH
-CASTOR OIL, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-IVE SEEN RESULTS IN 13 DAYS AND STOPPED
-TAKE EYELASH CURLER, CURL IT UP
-DONT GROW THEM TOO MUCH, IF U DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE FAGGOT
Th 1
---EYEBROWS---



-THICKNESS IS SAME IMPORTANT AS LENGHT
-AGAIN, CASTOR OIL. EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IN A MONTH
-AFTER THAT, U CAN GIVE TO A GIRL TO PLUCK THEM, OR DO IT URSELF
-IDEAL EYEBROWS ARE A BIT POSITIVE TILTED


WntQUfP
CREDITS TO MY MAN @Felix97 FOR PIC


STAYING LEAN DURING THIS FUCKING JAIL- DIET DIET DIET U FUCKING FAT ASS
NO SHIT FOOD, NOT AT ALL I REPEAT


-PUSH UPS
-SIT UPS
-SQUATS
-SHIT TON OF THEM, 200 AT LEAST, A DAY
-SHIT TON OF CARDIOS TOO, RUN, JUMP ROPE, OR EVEN BETTER ISOLATION WITH GIRL,
MAKE HER BEGGING FOR HELP U SICK FREAK
-SUNDAY IS REST, WE DONT WORKOUT SUNDAYS.....ITS GODS DAY YEA
-TAKE LOADS OF PROTEINS
-BASICALLY ITS OVER IF U DONT HAVE 'GYM' AT HOME...JFL
***BONUS***
From athletes to celebrities, many people recommend drinking raw eggs as part of a healthy diet. As raw eggs can be consumed on their own or mixed into beverages, you might also have considered drinking them. However, you should know that cooked eggs are actually easier for your body to digest.

The Benefits of Raw Eggs
Eggs are well known for their impressive nutrition. According to the USDA, one large (50 gram), raw egg contains a variety of nutrients, including:

  • 9 percent of the daily value (DV) for vitamin A
  • 18 percent of the DV for riboflavin (vitamin B2)
  • 15 percent of the DV for vitamin B5
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin B6
  • 6 percent of the DV for folic acid (vitamin B9)
  • 19 percent of the DV for vitamin B12
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin D
  • 27 percent of the DV for choline
  • 5 percent of the DV for iron
  • 8 percent of the DV for phosphorus
  • 28 percent of the DV for selenium
  • 6 percent of the DV for zinc
YEAH I KNOW, SICK RIGHT?!
NO WONDER MA BOY BALBOA WAS A BEAST



Tenor 13
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--- WE CAME TO AGAIN, ASTRO INCEL SKY. HIS BONESMASH THEORY---



-UH OKAY
-BONESMASH THESE AREAS : CHEEKBONES - CHIN - BROWRIDGE - JAWLINE

-CHEEKBONES AND CHIN IS MY SUGGESTION, DO ABOUT 500 PUNCHES WITH FIST FOLLOWED
BY MEGADOSE K2
-BROWRIDGE AND JAWLINE HUTS AS FUCKING HELL

-OR U CAN GO TO SOME RANDOM MAD GUYS AND TELL HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U, LEGIT THEORY NGL
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IMMEDIATELY BUT THEY WONT STAY, PATIENCE AND CONSISTENCY !
-I WOULD RECOMMEND U DO IT IF U ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH UR LOOKS WHEN U GET TO UR POTENTIAL


---NECK MAXXING---



-HERE WE GOT NIBBAS WORKOUT, ALL CREDITS TO HIM. GUY IS A BEAST.
-BEEN WORKING HIS WORKOUT FOR 2 WEEKS, ALREADY GOT WIDER NECK
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-YA, ITS THAT IMPORTANT IK


---DICK MAXXING---



-WE ALL KNOW IF U ARE DICKCEL UR SCREWED, BELOW 15 CM ROPE
-HERE IS ROUTINE THAT I VE BEEN DOING FOR 2 MONTHS, GOT ALMOST 4CM

-WARM UP 2 MINS, HOT TOWEL ON UR PEEPEE
-4 DIFFIRENT STRETCHES
-BEHIND BUTT
-DOWN
-STRAIGHT
-UP
-3 SETS, 30 SEC EACH STRETCH
-THEN, 300 JELQS, EACH JELQ IS SUPPOSED TO LAST 2 SECONDS
-U CAN DO LIKE 50X6

-DO IT 2 DAYS, 3RD DAY IS REST

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OKAY FELLAS, 2 HOURS WRITTING THIS THREAD AND I DONT EVEN REGRET IT, HOPE THIS SHIT FUCKING HELP YA KNOW
SO U BETTER FUCKING ASCEND DURING THIS QUARANTINE, ITS GOING TO LAST LONG AS FAR AS I KNOW, DOESNT EVEN MATTER
U BETTER GO FROM 'YO RETARD GIVE ME EURO DIESEL FOR 10EUROS TO - EVEN YOUR WIFE CALLS ME DADDY'
GOOD LUCK !
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WILL BE UPDATED DAILY
 
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OKAY, THIS IS QUARANTINE MAXXING TIPS CUZ THIS SHIT IS GOING TO TAKE LONG

since its quarantine time, everyone is home, most of retards will start eating shit food, stop training, video games 24/7... FUCK THAT



SKIN ROUTINE SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE THIS

THIS SHIT GAVE ME GLOW, LOOKS TOO SIMPLE IK, BUT WORKS

----- B4 SLEEP ROUTINE-----

-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-CLEANSER
-TONIC
-MOISTURIZER




-----MORNING ROUTINE-----


-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-APPLY CLEANSER

AND MOST IMPORTANT FOR SKIN - DIET, NO SHIT FOOD AT ALL, CUT SUGARS ETC..., NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED + SHIT TON OF WATER

***BONUS***
-5 CARROTS A DAY
-One carrot (7 1/2 long) has 2025 RE of vitamin A, which is 203% of your Daily Value. You don t need more than 1 carrot a day. (Beta carotene is a form of vitamin A)
-30 MINS SUN EXPOSURE

-BUT YO, HERE WE ARE LOOKSMAXXING, WANT THAT GLOW AND SHIT, DONT HOPE FOR IT MORE THAN U WORK FOR IT SO LET IT BE 5 CARROTS AS I DO

HERE IS SOME RANDOM FUCKER WHO ASCENDED BY SKIN MAXXING
View attachment 324343



HARDMEWING AND POSTURE MAXXING

THIS ONE IS MOST EASY ONE, JUST POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND MOTIVATION



-SINCE U ARE HOME WHOLE FUCKING TIME
-KEEP HARDMEWING BUT IN CHINTUCKED POSITION, MORE PRESSURE ON LOWER THIRD ETC...
-SLEEP ON FLOOR, WITHOUT PILLOW!
-NO SLOUCHING OVER DAY, DURING GAMES (IF U PLAY BUT AVOID THAT SHIT, NOT CHAD LIFESTYLE)
View attachment 324351




THUMBPULLING (PALATE WIDENING SINCE TAKING EXPANDER IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABE DURING CORONA SHIT VIRUS)


-THIS ONE REQUIRES A LOT MORE DEDICATION
-DO IT 8X2 MINS FOR 7 DAYS AND 10 DAYS REST, KEEP IT GOING
-LEGIT, ASTRO INCEL SKY DID VIDEO ON THAT BUT DELETED IT JFL


HAIR + EYELASHES + EYEBROWS MAXXING


---HAIR---



-OKAY, I HAD GREAT EXPERIENCE WITH BRAHMI/CASTOR FOR HAIR
-PUT BRAHMI/CASTOR (I SUGGEST U BRAHMI MORE FOR HAIR)
-THERE IS NO NEED TO WASH HAIR EVERY DAY. WASH 4TH-5TH DAY
-U WILL IMMEDIATELY NOTICE HAIR IS THICKER THAN BEFORE, GUARANTEE
***BONUS TIP - BEFORE SHOOTING/SLAYING AT RANDOM BAR, WASH HAIR, WHILE ITS STILL WET, PUT PANTHENOL, SHIT TON OF IT AND WAIT 30 MINS, THEN TAKE FAN AND DRY IT COMPLETELY, HAIR WILL BE THICKER THAN EVER, ANOTHER SHIT I GUARANTEE

View attachment 324392 ---EYELASHES---
-PEOPLE BEEN SAYING ITS COPE, BUT NAH
-CASTOR OIL, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-IVE SEEN RESULTS IN 13 DAYS AND STOPPED
-TAKE EYELASH CURLER, CURL IT UP
-DONT GROW THEM TOO MUCH, IF U DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE FAGGOT
View attachment 324394 ---EYEBROWS---



-THICKNESS IS SAME IMPORTANT AS LENGHT
-AGAIN, CASTOR OIL. EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IN A MONTH
-AFTER THAT, U CAN GIVE TO A GIRL TO PLUCK THEM, OR DO IT URSELF
-IDEAL EYEBROWS ARE A BIT POSITIVE TILTED


View attachment 324389
CREDITS TO MY MAN @Felix97 FOR PIC


STAYING LEAN DURING THIS FUCKING JAIL- DIET DIET DIET U FUCKING FAT ASS
NO SHIT FOOD, NOT AT ALL I REPEAT


-PUSH UPS
-SIT UPS
-SQUATS
-SHIT TON OF THEM, 200 AT LEAST, A DAY
-SHIT TON OF CARDIOS TOO, RUN, JUMP ROPE, OR EVEN BETTER ISOLATION WITH GIRL,
MAKE HER BEGGING FOR HELP U SICK FREAK
-SUNDAY IS REST, WE DONT WORKOUT SUNDAYS.....ITS GODS DAY YEA
-TAKE LOADS OF PROTEINS
-BASICALLY ITS OVER IF U DONT HAVE 'GYM' AT HOME...JFL
***BONUS***
From athletes to celebrities, many people recommend drinking raw eggs as part of a healthy diet. As raw eggs can be consumed on their own or mixed into beverages, you might also have considered drinking them. However, you should know that cooked eggs are actually easier for your body to digest.

The Benefits of Raw Eggs
Eggs are well known for their impressive nutrition. According to the USDA, one large (50 gram), raw egg contains a variety of nutrients, including:

  • 9 percent of the daily value (DV) for vitamin A
  • 18 percent of the DV for riboflavin (vitamin B2)
  • 15 percent of the DV for vitamin B5
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin B6
  • 6 percent of the DV for folic acid (vitamin B9)
  • 19 percent of the DV for vitamin B12
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin D
  • 27 percent of the DV for choline
  • 5 percent of the DV for iron
  • 8 percent of the DV for phosphorus
  • 28 percent of the DV for selenium
  • 6 percent of the DV for zinc
YEAH I KNOW, SICK RIGHT?!
NO WONDER MA BOY BALBOA WAS A BEAST



View attachment 324407View attachment 324407



--- WE CAME TO AGAIN, ASTRO INCEL SKY. HIS BONESMASH THEORY---



-UH OKAY
-BONESMASH THESE AREAS : CHEEKBONES - CHIN - BROWRIDGE - JAWLINE

-CHEEKBONES AND CHIN IS MY SUGGESTION, DO ABOUT 500 PUNCHES WITH FIST FOLLOWED
BY MEGADOSE K2
-BROWRIDGE AND JAWLINE HUTS AS FUCKING HELL

-OR U CAN GO TO SOME RANDOM MAD GUYS AND TELL HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U, LEGIT THEORY NGL
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IMMEDIATELY BUT THEY WONT STAY, PATIENCE AND CONSISTENCY !
-I WOULD RECOMMEND U DO IT IF U ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH UR LOOKS WHEN U GET TO UR POTENTIAL


---NECK MAXXING---



-HERE WE GOT NIBBAS WORKOUT, ALL CREDITS TO HIM. GUY IS A BEAST.
-BEEN WORKING HIS WORKOUT FOR 2 WEEKS, ALREADY GOT WIDER NECK
View attachment 324426

-YA, ITS THAT IMPORTANT IK


---DICK MAXXING---



-WE ALL KNOW IF U ARE DICKCEL UR SCREWED, BELOW 15 CM ROPE
-HERE IS ROUTINE THAT I VE BEEN DOING FOR 2 MONTHS, GOT 4CM

-WARM UP 2 MINS, HOT TOWEL ON UR PEEPEE
-4 DIFFIRENT STRETCHES
-BEHIND BUTT
-DOWN
-STRAIGHT
-UP
-3 SETS, 30 SEC EACH STRETCH
-THEN, 300 JELQS, EACH JELQ IS SUPPOSED TO LAST 2 SECONDS
-U CAN DO LIKE 50X6

-DO IT 2 DAYS, 3RD DAY IS REST

View attachment 324431
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OKAY FELLAS, 2 HOURS WRITTING THIS THREAD AND I DONT EVEN REGRET IT, HOPE THIS SHIT FUCKING HELP YA KNOW
SO U BETTER FUCKING ASCEND DURING THIS QUARANTINE, ITS GOING TO LAST LONG AS FAR AS I KNOW, DOESNT EVEN MATTER
U BETTER GO FROM 'YO RETARD GIVE ME EURO DIESEL FOR 10EUROS TO - EVEN YOUR WIFE CALLS ME DADDY'
GOOD LUCK !
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WILL BE UPDATED DAILY
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OKAY, THIS IS QUARANTINE MAXXING TIPS CUZ THIS SHIT IS GOING TO TAKE LONG

since its quarantine time, everyone is home, most of retards will start eating shit food, stop training, video games 24/7... FUCK THAT



SKIN ROUTINE SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE THIS

THIS SHIT GAVE ME GLOW, LOOKS TOO SIMPLE IK, BUT WORKS

----- B4 SLEEP ROUTINE-----

-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-CLEANSER
-TONIC
-MOISTURIZER




-----MORNING ROUTINE-----


-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-APPLY CLEANSER

AND MOST IMPORTANT FOR SKIN - DIET, NO SHIT FOOD AT ALL, CUT SUGARS ETC..., NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED + SHIT TON OF WATER

***BONUS***
-5 CARROTS A DAY
-One carrot (7 1/2 long) has 2025 RE of vitamin A, which is 203% of your Daily Value. You don t need more than 1 carrot a day. (Beta carotene is a form of vitamin A)
-30 MINS SUN EXPOSURE

-BUT YO, HERE WE ARE LOOKSMAXXING, WANT THAT GLOW AND SHIT, DONT HOPE FOR IT MORE THAN U WORK FOR IT SO LET IT BE 5 CARROTS AS I DO

HERE IS SOME RANDOM FUCKER WHO ASCENDED BY SKIN MAXXING
View attachment 324343



HARDMEWING AND POSTURE MAXXING

THIS ONE IS MOST EASY ONE, JUST POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND MOTIVATION



-SINCE U ARE HOME WHOLE FUCKING TIME
-KEEP HARDMEWING BUT IN CHINTUCKED POSITION, MORE PRESSURE ON LOWER THIRD ETC...
-SLEEP ON FLOOR, WITHOUT PILLOW!
-NO SLOUCHING OVER DAY, DURING GAMES (IF U PLAY BUT AVOID THAT SHIT, NOT CHAD LIFESTYLE)
View attachment 324351




THUMBPULLING (PALATE WIDENING SINCE TAKING EXPANDER IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABE DURING CORONA SHIT VIRUS)


-THIS ONE REQUIRES A LOT MORE DEDICATION
-DO IT 8X2 MINS FOR 7 DAYS AND 10 DAYS REST, KEEP IT GOING
-LEGIT, ASTRO INCEL SKY DID VIDEO ON THAT BUT DELETED IT JFL


HAIR + EYELASHES + EYEBROWS MAXXING


---HAIR---



-OKAY, I HAD GREAT EXPERIENCE WITH BRAHMI/CASTOR FOR HAIR
-PUT BRAHMI/CASTOR (I SUGGEST U BRAHMI MORE FOR HAIR)
-THERE IS NO NEED TO WASH HAIR EVERY DAY. WASH 4TH-5TH DAY
-U WILL IMMEDIATELY NOTICE HAIR IS THICKER THAN BEFORE, GUARANTEE
***BONUS TIP - BEFORE SHOOTING/SLAYING AT RANDOM BAR, WASH HAIR, WHILE ITS STILL WET, PUT PANTHENOL, SHIT TON OF IT AND WAIT 30 MINS, THEN TAKE FAN AND DRY IT COMPLETELY, HAIR WILL BE THICKER THAN EVER, ANOTHER SHIT I GUARANTEE

View attachment 324392 ---EYELASHES---
-PEOPLE BEEN SAYING ITS COPE, BUT NAH
-CASTOR OIL, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-IVE SEEN RESULTS IN 13 DAYS AND STOPPED
-TAKE EYELASH CURLER, CURL IT UP
-DONT GROW THEM TOO MUCH, IF U DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE FAGGOT
View attachment 324394 ---EYEBROWS---



-THICKNESS IS SAME IMPORTANT AS LENGHT
-AGAIN, CASTOR OIL. EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IN A MONTH
-AFTER THAT, U CAN GIVE TO A GIRL TO PLUCK THEM, OR DO IT URSELF
-IDEAL EYEBROWS ARE A BIT POSITIVE TILTED


View attachment 324389
CREDITS TO MY MAN @Felix97 FOR PIC


STAYING LEAN DURING THIS FUCKING JAIL- DIET DIET DIET U FUCKING FAT ASS
NO SHIT FOOD, NOT AT ALL I REPEAT


-PUSH UPS
-SIT UPS
-SQUATS
-SHIT TON OF THEM, 200 AT LEAST, A DAY
-SHIT TON OF CARDIOS TOO, RUN, JUMP ROPE, OR EVEN BETTER ISOLATION WITH GIRL,
MAKE HER BEGGING FOR HELP U SICK FREAK
-SUNDAY IS REST, WE DONT WORKOUT SUNDAYS.....ITS GODS DAY YEA
-TAKE LOADS OF PROTEINS
-BASICALLY ITS OVER IF U DONT HAVE 'GYM' AT HOME...JFL
***BONUS***
From athletes to celebrities, many people recommend drinking raw eggs as part of a healthy diet. As raw eggs can be consumed on their own or mixed into beverages, you might also have considered drinking them. However, you should know that cooked eggs are actually easier for your body to digest.

The Benefits of Raw Eggs
Eggs are well known for their impressive nutrition. According to the USDA, one large (50 gram), raw egg contains a variety of nutrients, including:

  • 9 percent of the daily value (DV) for vitamin A
  • 18 percent of the DV for riboflavin (vitamin B2)
  • 15 percent of the DV for vitamin B5
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin B6
  • 6 percent of the DV for folic acid (vitamin B9)
  • 19 percent of the DV for vitamin B12
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin D
  • 27 percent of the DV for choline
  • 5 percent of the DV for iron
  • 8 percent of the DV for phosphorus
  • 28 percent of the DV for selenium
  • 6 percent of the DV for zinc
YEAH I KNOW, SICK RIGHT?!
NO WONDER MA BOY BALBOA WAS A BEAST



View attachment 324407View attachment 324407



--- WE CAME TO AGAIN, ASTRO INCEL SKY. HIS BONESMASH THEORY---



-UH OKAY
-BONESMASH THESE AREAS : CHEEKBONES - CHIN - BROWRIDGE - JAWLINE

-CHEEKBONES AND CHIN IS MY SUGGESTION, DO ABOUT 500 PUNCHES WITH FIST FOLLOWED
BY MEGADOSE K2
-BROWRIDGE AND JAWLINE HUTS AS FUCKING HELL

-OR U CAN GO TO SOME RANDOM MAD GUYS AND TELL HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U, LEGIT THEORY NGL
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IMMEDIATELY BUT THEY WONT STAY, PATIENCE AND CONSISTENCY !
-I WOULD RECOMMEND U DO IT IF U ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH UR LOOKS WHEN U GET TO UR POTENTIAL


---NECK MAXXING---



-HERE WE GOT NIBBAS WORKOUT, ALL CREDITS TO HIM. GUY IS A BEAST.
-BEEN WORKING HIS WORKOUT FOR 2 WEEKS, ALREADY GOT WIDER NECK
View attachment 324426

-YA, ITS THAT IMPORTANT IK


---DICK MAXXING---



-WE ALL KNOW IF U ARE DICKCEL UR SCREWED, BELOW 15 CM ROPE
-HERE IS ROUTINE THAT I VE BEEN DOING FOR 2 MONTHS, GOT 4CM

-WARM UP 2 MINS, HOT TOWEL ON UR PEEPEE
-4 DIFFIRENT STRETCHES
-BEHIND BUTT
-DOWN
-STRAIGHT
-UP
-3 SETS, 30 SEC EACH STRETCH
-THEN, 300 JELQS, EACH JELQ IS SUPPOSED TO LAST 2 SECONDS
-U CAN DO LIKE 50X6

-DO IT 2 DAYS, 3RD DAY IS REST

View attachment 324431
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OKAY FELLAS, 2 HOURS WRITTING THIS THREAD AND I DONT EVEN REGRET IT, HOPE THIS SHIT FUCKING HELP YA KNOW
SO U BETTER FUCKING ASCEND DURING THIS QUARANTINE, ITS GOING TO LAST LONG AS FAR AS I KNOW, DOESNT EVEN MATTER
U BETTER GO FROM 'YO RETARD GIVE ME EURO DIESEL FOR 10EUROS TO - EVEN YOUR WIFE CALLS ME DADDY'
GOOD LUCK !
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WILL BE UPDATED DAILY
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OKAY, THIS IS QUARANTINE MAXXING TIPS CUZ THIS SHIT IS GOING TO TAKE LONG

since its quarantine time, everyone is home, most of retards will start eating shit food, stop training, video games 24/7... FUCK THAT



SKIN ROUTINE SHOULD AT LEAST LOOK LIKE THIS

THIS SHIT GAVE ME GLOW, LOOKS TOO SIMPLE IK, BUT WORKS

----- B4 SLEEP ROUTINE-----

-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-CLEANSER
-TONIC
-MOISTURIZER




-----MORNING ROUTINE-----


-WASH FACE WITH COLD WATER
-APPLY CLEANSER

AND MOST IMPORTANT FOR SKIN - DIET, NO SHIT FOOD AT ALL, CUT SUGARS ETC..., NO CHEAT DAYS ALLOWED + SHIT TON OF WATER

***BONUS***
-5 CARROTS A DAY
-One carrot (7 1/2 long) has 2025 RE of vitamin A, which is 203% of your Daily Value. You don t need more than 1 carrot a day. (Beta carotene is a form of vitamin A)
-30 MINS SUN EXPOSURE

-BUT YO, HERE WE ARE LOOKSMAXXING, WANT THAT GLOW AND SHIT, DONT HOPE FOR IT MORE THAN U WORK FOR IT SO LET IT BE 5 CARROTS AS I DO

HERE IS SOME RANDOM FUCKER WHO ASCENDED BY SKIN MAXXING
View attachment 324343



HARDMEWING AND POSTURE MAXXING

THIS ONE IS MOST EASY ONE, JUST POSITIVE ATTITUDE AND MOTIVATION



-SINCE U ARE HOME WHOLE FUCKING TIME
-KEEP HARDMEWING BUT IN CHINTUCKED POSITION, MORE PRESSURE ON LOWER THIRD ETC...
-SLEEP ON FLOOR, WITHOUT PILLOW!
-NO SLOUCHING OVER DAY, DURING GAMES (IF U PLAY BUT AVOID THAT SHIT, NOT CHAD LIFESTYLE)
View attachment 324351




THUMBPULLING (PALATE WIDENING SINCE TAKING EXPANDER IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABE DURING CORONA SHIT VIRUS)


-THIS ONE REQUIRES A LOT MORE DEDICATION
-DO IT 8X2 MINS FOR 7 DAYS AND 10 DAYS REST, KEEP IT GOING
-LEGIT, ASTRO INCEL SKY DID VIDEO ON THAT BUT DELETED IT JFL


HAIR + EYELASHES + EYEBROWS MAXXING


---HAIR---



-OKAY, I HAD GREAT EXPERIENCE WITH BRAHMI/CASTOR FOR HAIR
-PUT BRAHMI/CASTOR (I SUGGEST U BRAHMI MORE FOR HAIR)
-THERE IS NO NEED TO WASH HAIR EVERY DAY. WASH 4TH-5TH DAY
-U WILL IMMEDIATELY NOTICE HAIR IS THICKER THAN BEFORE, GUARANTEE
***BONUS TIP - BEFORE SHOOTING/SLAYING AT RANDOM BAR, WASH HAIR, WHILE ITS STILL WET, PUT PANTHENOL, SHIT TON OF IT AND WAIT 30 MINS, THEN TAKE FAN AND DRY IT COMPLETELY, HAIR WILL BE THICKER THAN EVER, ANOTHER SHIT I GUARANTEE

View attachment 324392 ---EYELASHES---
-PEOPLE BEEN SAYING ITS COPE, BUT NAH
-CASTOR OIL, EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-IVE SEEN RESULTS IN 13 DAYS AND STOPPED
-TAKE EYELASH CURLER, CURL IT UP
-DONT GROW THEM TOO MUCH, IF U DONT WANNA LOOK LIKE FAGGOT
View attachment 324394 ---EYEBROWS---



-THICKNESS IS SAME IMPORTANT AS LENGHT
-AGAIN, CASTOR OIL. EVERY NIGHT BEFORE SLEEP
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IN A MONTH
-AFTER THAT, U CAN GIVE TO A GIRL TO PLUCK THEM, OR DO IT URSELF
-IDEAL EYEBROWS ARE A BIT POSITIVE TILTED


View attachment 324389
CREDITS TO MY MAN @Felix97 FOR PIC


STAYING LEAN DURING THIS FUCKING JAIL- DIET DIET DIET U FUCKING FAT ASS
NO SHIT FOOD, NOT AT ALL I REPEAT


-PUSH UPS
-SIT UPS
-SQUATS
-SHIT TON OF THEM, 200 AT LEAST, A DAY
-SHIT TON OF CARDIOS TOO, RUN, JUMP ROPE, OR EVEN BETTER ISOLATION WITH GIRL,
MAKE HER BEGGING FOR HELP U SICK FREAK
-SUNDAY IS REST, WE DONT WORKOUT SUNDAYS.....ITS GODS DAY YEA
-TAKE LOADS OF PROTEINS
-BASICALLY ITS OVER IF U DONT HAVE 'GYM' AT HOME...JFL
***BONUS***
From athletes to celebrities, many people recommend drinking raw eggs as part of a healthy diet. As raw eggs can be consumed on their own or mixed into beverages, you might also have considered drinking them. However, you should know that cooked eggs are actually easier for your body to digest.

The Benefits of Raw Eggs
Eggs are well known for their impressive nutrition. According to the USDA, one large (50 gram), raw egg contains a variety of nutrients, including:

  • 9 percent of the daily value (DV) for vitamin A
  • 18 percent of the DV for riboflavin (vitamin B2)
  • 15 percent of the DV for vitamin B5
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin B6
  • 6 percent of the DV for folic acid (vitamin B9)
  • 19 percent of the DV for vitamin B12
  • 5 percent of the DV for vitamin D
  • 27 percent of the DV for choline
  • 5 percent of the DV for iron
  • 8 percent of the DV for phosphorus
  • 28 percent of the DV for selenium
  • 6 percent of the DV for zinc
YEAH I KNOW, SICK RIGHT?!
NO WONDER MA BOY BALBOA WAS A BEAST



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--- WE CAME TO AGAIN, ASTRO INCEL SKY. HIS BONESMASH THEORY---



-UH OKAY
-BONESMASH THESE AREAS : CHEEKBONES - CHIN - BROWRIDGE - JAWLINE

-CHEEKBONES AND CHIN IS MY SUGGESTION, DO ABOUT 500 PUNCHES WITH FIST FOLLOWED
BY MEGADOSE K2
-BROWRIDGE AND JAWLINE HUTS AS FUCKING HELL

-OR U CAN GO TO SOME RANDOM MAD GUYS AND TELL HIM TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA U, LEGIT THEORY NGL
-U SHOULD SEE RESULTS IMMEDIATELY BUT THEY WONT STAY, PATIENCE AND CONSISTENCY !
-I WOULD RECOMMEND U DO IT IF U ARE NOT SATISFIED WITH UR LOOKS WHEN U GET TO UR POTENTIAL


---NECK MAXXING---



-HERE WE GOT NIBBAS WORKOUT, ALL CREDITS TO HIM. GUY IS A BEAST.
-BEEN WORKING HIS WORKOUT FOR 2 WEEKS, ALREADY GOT WIDER NECK
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-YA, ITS THAT IMPORTANT IK


---DICK MAXXING---



-WE ALL KNOW IF U ARE DICKCEL UR SCREWED, BELOW 15 CM ROPE
-HERE IS ROUTINE THAT I VE BEEN DOING FOR 2 MONTHS, GOT 4CM

-WARM UP 2 MINS, HOT TOWEL ON UR PEEPEE
-4 DIFFIRENT STRETCHES
-BEHIND BUTT
-DOWN
-STRAIGHT
-UP
-3 SETS, 30 SEC EACH STRETCH
-THEN, 300 JELQS, EACH JELQ IS SUPPOSED TO LAST 2 SECONDS
-U CAN DO LIKE 50X6

-DO IT 2 DAYS, 3RD DAY IS REST

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OKAY FELLAS, 2 HOURS WRITTING THIS THREAD AND I DONT EVEN REGRET IT, HOPE THIS SHIT FUCKING HELP YA KNOW
SO U BETTER FUCKING ASCEND DURING THIS QUARANTINE, ITS GOING TO LAST LONG AS FAR AS I KNOW, DOESNT EVEN MATTER
U BETTER GO FROM 'YO RETARD GIVE ME EURO DIESEL FOR 10EUROS TO - EVEN YOUR WIFE CALLS ME DADDY'
GOOD LUCK !
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WILL BE UPDATED DAILY
@6ft1 pin this my bro
 
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Bonesmash is retarded, mewing gives minal results otherwise legit.
Bonesmash denier retard spotted you probably deny subliminals and cold showers as well, inject iq next time before you make such foolish claims
 
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Bonesmash denier retard spotted you probably deny subliminals and cold showers as well, inject iq next time before you make such foolish claims
sorry bro i forgot the most legit looksmaxxes are
1. mewing
2. cold showers
3. nofap

:p
 
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sorry bro i forgot the most legit looksmaxxes are
1. mewing
2. cold showers
3. nofap

:p
im 40 d on nofap,ngl its same shit every mother fucking day
 
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I hope this is satire
 
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im 40 d on nofap,ngl its same shit every mother fucking day
caging at all the nofapcels thinking if they dont grab there dicks for a week they will be rolling in pussy
Giphy 12
 
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Shit thread
 
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I'm doing everything here that is described here, but I modified the PE routine, hope this jail quarantine last until June
 
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Mods pin this high motivational thread
 
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Also do those dick stretches really make it longer for you I am 7 inch rn max can I get to 8 doing those
 
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Also do those dick stretches really make it longer for you I am 7 inch rn max can I get to 8 doing those
ya, why would lie lol
just get a good warm up, its most important, if ur dick is too sore, take more days off, listen to ur body
 
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@laske.7 can you explain the dickmaxxing part? Like how do I stretch can you link.m me where u learnt it

I want a massive dick that is something I will always be proud of
 
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ya, why would lie lol
just get a good warm up, its most important, if ur dick is too sore, take more days off, listen to ur body
So do it flaccid pull behind ass then down straight up and I will get 8 incher in a few months
 
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You’re telling me you got 1.5 inches of penis in 2 months? Lmao

Penis Enlargement works but 1.5 in in 2 months it’s impossible.
 
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@laske.7 can you explain the dickmaxxing part? Like how do I stretch can you link.m me where u learnt it

I want a massive dick that is something I will always be proud of
Big dick is ultimate Chad trait
You’re telling me you got 1.5 inches of penis in 2 months? Lmao

Penis Enlargement works but 1.5 in in 2 months it’s impossible.
Maybe he tore his dick
 
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So do it flaccid pull behind ass then down straight up and I will get 8 incher in a few months
if u do it correctly probably, good warm up remember
 
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if u do it correctly probably, good warm up remember
How I warm up? Hot towelalso I will put collagen cream on it for healthy cock skin
 
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You’re telling me you got 1.5 inches of penis in 2 months? Lmao

Penis Enlargement works but 1.5 in in 2 months it’s impossible.
i had problem with erection, been drinking some pills doc gave me so it probably helped too. blood flow and shit
How I warm up? Hot towelalso I will put collagen cream on it for healthy cock skin
take a towel and warm it, like idk put on smh hot, and keep it on peepee
 
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I got accepted for a pharmaceutical study, will try drugs to cure hepatitis B for 4000$ (for a duration of 8 days), will get lower lid surgery with this
 
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Ofc u got 4cm length. Sure buddy boyo
 
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God awful thread kys
 
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God awful thread kys
shut up fuck face, dog on the leash
Why isnt everybody else doing it then lol
because they are retarded jfl
@laske.7 can you explain the dickmaxxing part? Like how do I stretch can you link.m me where u learnt it

I want a massive dick that is something I will always be proud of
well its simple man, just dick behind butt first, then down, then straight and last up
and jelqs at the end
 
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high IQ thread, fuck my wife
 
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Mirin

Giving me motivation

Ill do all this except dick and neck maxxing and just do weights and nofap to replace

Can you make a motivating thread to motivate us all asap thanks
 
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Mirin

Giving me motivation

Ill do all this except dick and neck maxxing and just do weights and nofap to replace

Can you make a motivating thread to motivate us all asap thanks
bro if ur dick is above 15 cm no need, but neck, neck is important as fuck, start doing it asap...trust me brotha
i can do it, half of site would flame other one would like it, so idk
 
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bro if ur dick is above 15 cm no need, but neck, neck is important as fuck, start doing it asap...trust me brotha
i can do it, half of site would flame other one would like it, so idk

bruh do bodyweight exercises acc help for neck? I dont got no weights at home
 
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bruh do bodyweight exercises acc help for neck? I dont got no weights at home
its cope without weights sadly, wasted 2 months on that shit jfl
 
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