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Ugly and stupid are so much the same goddamned thing
 
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Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
 
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Day 74 of no fap

As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.

Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.

I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.

As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
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OMG this 1000x this!! Take my upvote you magnificent bastard!! The true meme is in the comments!! Orange man bad omg everyone give this guy blue arrows!!! [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] [deleted] meanwhile.... wubbalubbadubdub!!!! I’m pickle riiiiick!! This. I came here to say this! I might get downvoted for this but (insert extremely popular opinion). Username checks out!! Sigh.. unzips I don’t know why you’re being downvoted. Yes officer this post right here! Sorry if my English is bad (top reply: actually it’s pretty good! It’s better than a lot of native English speakers...) what the fuck is wrong with America? Here in (other country) we do (something else). How do I delete another users post?? I exhaled air out of my nose slightly faster than usual. (Anything remotely about having a bf/gf or about sex) r/ihavesex!!! You said it on the internet it must be true!! R/prequel memes is leaking! This is so sad! Alexa play despacito! HENLO HOOMIN GIVE SCRITCHES TO THIS GOODEST BOYE PUPPER DOGGO FLOOF WE DONT DESERVE DOGS. Thanks, I hate it. Risky click of the day! Nice. Lemme post this here for 7 upvotes xD! Even with context!! I voted today!! (Gamer girl cosplay with 10000000 upvotes) I read this in (insert celebrities name)’s voice. I was gonna make a throwaway for this... my first reddit gold! Thanks kind stranger! Weird flex but okay. I’m a simple man! I see (something they like), I upvote! AlTeRnAtInG uPpEr AnD lOwEr CaSe!!! Username checks out! Source? For science / asking for a friend! Include me in the screenshot ! Wow this subreddit has gone to shit. Edit: rip inbox! Wow I can’t believe my highest rated comment is about ____ xD xD mom’s spaghetti! The only real celebrity death to affect me. Good bot! I feel attacked.
 
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