What is a good illness I can have that wont have people feeling sorry for me?

[Pu33]

Everyone is starting to get suspicious or worry about me because I don't do anything or go anywhere, I just cbf. I haven't worked for ages and keep blowing off everything even not returning my family phone calls. I will get back to the monotony of life but I want another month or 3 of just not interacting with others. What is a good transient illness that I could have?

 

[Justttt]

depression

 

[Pu33]

depression

Already bought 6 months with that.

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

aids

 

[Alt Number 3]

inceldom

 

[Pu33]

inceldom

rather have aids tbh

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

If you have autism/depression/socialanxiety as a man no one will ever care

 

[Bimax]

major aspergers

 

[Deleted member 2352]

If you have autism/depression/socialanxiety as a man no one will ever care

Not true.

 

[RAITEIII]

Most of mental illnesses

Not true.

Who cares?

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

Not true.

Oh yeah i forgot to add that it doesnt apply if youre chad

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Oh yeah i forgot to add that it doesnt apply if youre chad

Yeah.

 

[Deleted member 685]

If you have autism/depression/socialanxiety as a man no one will ever care

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Homosexuality

 

[Deleted member 2352]

Homosexuality

Jfl kinda true.
This aint a lie a hot girl let me touch her breasts when I said Im gay, i was like 15 then

 

[Deleted member 3902]

Jfl kinda true.
This aint a lie a hot girl let me touch her breasts when I said Im gay, i was like 15 then

 

[onnysk]

oldcel crisis

 

[AutisticBeaner]

isn't your current life the one that's monotenous?