[Shitpost] What kind of steroids do you think these football players use?

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I don’t think Ronaldo is on roids tbh.

Maybe I’m just being naive.
 
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Steroids are prohibited in football and they get tested regularly after games. The punishments for doping are also really high in football.
I also used to play competitive football and I know people who work or worked at pro clubs and I know 1 guy who plays at a pro level. Believe me they don't use steroids(or at least not in the way you think). Some injuries are treated using some kind of anabolic steroids, but apart from that they don't take any steroids.
 
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I don’t think Ronaldo is on roids tbh.

Maybe I’m just being naive.
There's no fucking way a human being can sustain that level of leaness and muscle mass for nearly 2 decades all while training balls to the wall pretty much daily and performing at the highest level. He is a workaholic though, I'll give him that
 
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They're actually natty you fucking fucking fuck.
 
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Steroids are prohibited in football and they get tested regularly after games. The punishments for doping are also really high in football.
I also used to play competitive football and I know people who work or worked at pro clubs and I know 1 guy who plays at a pro level. Believe me they don't use steroids(or at least not in the way you think). Some injuries are treated using some kind of anabolic steroids, but apart from that they don't take any steroids.
Football is nothing but a business these days. There's billions of dollars involved. Professional athletes are surely protected by their clubs when it comes to steroids. It's easy as fuck to pass a drug test, not to mention when you have a team of professionals behind you
They're actually natty you fucking fucking fuck.
 
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Wtf is this.... @freakofnature please ridicule this nigga...
 
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Football is nothing but a business these days. There's billions of dollars involved. Professional athletes are surely protected by their clubs when it comes to steroids. It's easy as fuck to pass a drug test, not to mention when you have a team of professionals behind you

I think I know more about football than you based on the fact that I actually know people who work at professional clubs. Steroids are only used to heal injuries.
 
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Give me a time and date when you think Ronaldo started taking steroids. You realise he's 34 and has been training insanely hard since before he was 20, non stop, and never drank alcohol because his dad died as an alcoholic. Do you realise he makes $500,000 per week base salary without advertising money and all other non-public streams of income he has. He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars and has pretty much never stopped training and dieting and is arguably the best player in the world who plays professional football matches every week and trains behind the scenes too, making him the best at his sport. Steroids? Come on man... :/ this isn't classic physique....

Show me atleast the month and year where he "hopped on the roids".
 
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they dont use anabolics. basically meaning it doesnt affect their looks and all these bodies are natural. if they used something, it would be endurance(like what cyclists use) related rather than AAS. but football is so huge i doubt they would risk it
 
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Kolo Toure got banned in 2012 while he was at Man City for taking the banned substance dimethylamylamine (The stimulant that was in the Jack3d pre-workout).

Just LOL if you think Ronaldo doesn't get drug tested, or gets let away with taking steroids out of all things....

Might sound bluepill but this is true. Ronaldo hasn't been cheating with drugs for the past 16-18 years of his professional career. Almost 2 decades of hard work and dedication to diet and training pays off..
 
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Give me a time and date when you think Ronaldo started taking steroids. You realise he's 34 and has been training insanely hard since before he was 20, non stop, and never drank alcohol because his dad died as an alcoholic. Do you realise he makes $500,000 per week base salary without advertising money and all other non-public streams of income he has. He's worth hundreds of millions of dollars and has pretty much never stopped training and dieting and is arguably the best player in the world who plays professional football matches every week and trains behind the scenes too, making him the best at his sport. Steroids? Come on man... :/ this isn't classic physique....

Show me atleast the month and year where he "hopped on the roids".
It doesn't matter how long or hard you train though. The human body can't possibly maintain that level of fitness and muscle mass and low bf levels for prolonged periods of time. All the reasons you mention above is exactly why he's on a shitload of PEDs: he's a damn superstar! A sex simbol, sex god. He makes millions every month. I feel bad for you if you think that someone of his stature adheres to the rules and doesn't have the protection of numerous powerful organizations including Juventus and even UEFA. They all benefit from him and want him to keep playing for as long as possible no matter the cost. Everyone involved has monetary benefits
 

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