macOS. Been an Apple guy since age 5. My uncle bought me the first blue iMac when I was 5. The see through one.. i had never used a computer before and didn’t know what the internet was.. I fucked around on it for a few hours and when I learned the basic functions of the internet, i.e typing stuff then putting (dot)com at the end and hoping something happens.. soon as I had that down, I immediately went to sex.com... like 2 hours into owning the computer.. I heard my grandmas footsteps coming into the room so I quickly hit X. this is back when macOS wasn’t so advanced, so when I hit close, another porn window would pop up, then another, then another.. she caught me, got the computer taken away.. never saw it again. but for a few minutes I was in a magical heavenly trance looking at naked girls.. I can’t even describe the feeling.. it was like a forbidden adventure and everything was at my fingertips..