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slavicaryan
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LANKLETS GTFIH TIME TO SWALLOW THE DWARFPILL YOU DELUSIONAL RETARDS
HERE'S WHY SHORT GUYS HAVE IT BETTER THAN TALLFAGS
1. Longer Life
Since lanklets have more cells, they will develop cancer more easily. A lanklet will perish at age 50 after decades of spreading his seed in your oneitis, but us short kings can live to post on .me and .co until we are 90 years old. We laugh last
2. Less intimidating, higher trust
We can befriend girls and be great listeners when they open up about the heartbreaks that lanklets cause them. As is the duty of any male feminist! Women are too intimidated and scared of tall guys but not from us
Example: View attachment 55782916-BEB1-4468-A6C2-3F0304BBD9E4.webp
Women look at the lanklet on the right and only see just a boytoy to have sex with while the guy on the left is seen as a nice friend to open up to about their sexual adventures
3. More diverse and fun lives
This is a typical day in the life of a stupid lanklet:
As you can see: monotonous, boring, low IQ.
Meanwhile this is a typical day in the life of a short king:
As you can see it's much more diverse and fun and higher IQ than what lanklets do
4. One pound of muscle on a short king looks much better than on a lanklet
A short king can go to the gym for 6 months and women will think he's been working out for years. Meanwhile a lanklet after years of working out will still look skinny
They both worked out the same amount of time, the short king would rip this lanklet in half. And while it may be true that the lanklets gets to creampie and impregnate the short king's oneitis, it doesn't matter because that just shows that the girl is shallow and the short king is better than her anyway. Plenty of fish in the sea
In conclusion, JFL if you're taller than 5'6 Kys lanklet it's over for you
HERE'S WHY SHORT GUYS HAVE IT BETTER THAN TALLFAGS
1. Longer Life
Since lanklets have more cells, they will develop cancer more easily. A lanklet will perish at age 50 after decades of spreading his seed in your oneitis, but us short kings can live to post on .me and .co until we are 90 years old. We laugh last
2. Less intimidating, higher trust
We can befriend girls and be great listeners when they open up about the heartbreaks that lanklets cause them. As is the duty of any male feminist! Women are too intimidated and scared of tall guys but not from us
Example: View attachment 55782916-BEB1-4468-A6C2-3F0304BBD9E4.webp
Women look at the lanklet on the right and only see just a boytoy to have sex with while the guy on the left is seen as a nice friend to open up to about their sexual adventures
3. More diverse and fun lives
This is a typical day in the life of a stupid lanklet:
Meanwhile this is a typical day in the life of a short king:
As you can see it's much more diverse and fun and higher IQ than what lanklets do
4. One pound of muscle on a short king looks much better than on a lanklet
A short king can go to the gym for 6 months and women will think he's been working out for years. Meanwhile a lanklet after years of working out will still look skinny
They both worked out the same amount of time, the short king would rip this lanklet in half. And while it may be true that the lanklets gets to creampie and impregnate the short king's oneitis, it doesn't matter because that just shows that the girl is shallow and the short king is better than her anyway. Plenty of fish in the sea
In conclusion, JFL if you're taller than 5'6
Kys lanklet it's over for you
