wontstopnoodling isnt 6'5

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i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.

he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)

then started claiming 6'1-6'2 (people used to call him out for claiming this when he used to claim 5'11)

guess he somehow deluded himself into thinking hes 6'5 now
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I remember him talking about getting leg lengthening surgery.
 
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I remember him talking about getting leg lengthening surgery.
probably another larp. but i will kick his legs if i meet him irl just to check
 
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He is gigachad
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How old was he when claiming 5'11 ?
 
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He’s a larp I think anyway
definitely in part
 
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he is 6'7
 
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Cope,he is 5 feet 6 actually.
 
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like 90% of niggas on this site
 
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He is a hapa abomination
Le 56% face larping as SF
 
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maybe he just grew
 
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Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!

Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.
 
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Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!

Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.
Won'tStopNoodling
 
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Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!

Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.
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bro who is this
 
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Rent free in this nigger's head. What pisses me off is he didn't even bother to tag me, the audacity! But then again, I just reminded myself of this and now a weight has been lifted off my shoulders, I wasn't supposed to have high expectations for a nigger in the brain department in the first place!

Btw, just to be clear, I'm actually 6'5 BWC indeed. Hope now your mind has been set at ease, mein Neger.
Bhai you live rent free in my head
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I looked at this photo and couldn’t stop fucking laughing for 20 minutes straight now my sides hurt
 
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Hes a perma virgin that jerks it to asian porn all day .. lets be honest
 
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he was claiming 5-10 when braincels went down lol.

he’s probably 5-8
 
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i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.

he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)

then started claiming 6'1-6'2 (people used to call him out for claiming this when he used to claim 5'11)

guess he somehow deluded himself into thinking hes 6'5 now
rdlol.gif
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reminder of what he looks like unfradued still frauded with gay smoothing filter
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This is like how they keep adding to the number of jews killed during the holocaust. Used to be a million, then a few million. Then it was 6 million for a while. It might work for the jews but you cant lie about height unless you have some quality shoes and lifts
 
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JFL at all these retards confusing me with another person
 
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1.5 month from 5'11 to 6'5

we need to know his secrets
There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.

Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.
 
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There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.

Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.
nice guy
 
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There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.

Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.

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U absolute autist. Your current avi will be the one that shows on every post you’ve made since you signed up. 12 year old tier larping
 
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There's no secret. I've been 6'5 since I turned 19. I'm 24 now. I lied in that post intentionally not to make Ektoplasma feel bad.

Btw, that post is photoshop because on July the 3rd my avi wasn't the one that's my current avi.
you're a fucking joke lmao "not make him feel etc etc" You can't even larp convincingly

Deformed nipples, jaw as wide as a dick, it's over man...
 
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no shit, of course he is larping, I thought its obvious
 
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you're a fucking joke lmao "not make him feel etc etc" You can't even larp convincingly

Deformed nipples, jaw as wide as a dick, it's over man...
My nigga @Aesthetic mogged this larp so hard. Larp quality has declined bad
 
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My nigga @Aesthetic mogged this larp so hard. Larp quality has declined bad
over for me as a 2020cel.

I remember reading somewhere that he larped but what exactly did he larp as?
 
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over for me as a 2020cel.

I remember reading somewhere that he larped but what exactly did he larp as?
He larped as a 6 PSL chad with dark colouring. Was a forum chad
 
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BUMP
 
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bump tbh
 
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I don't know why wontstopnoodling isn't banned yet he's an old user whos clearly using an alt account
 
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U absolute autist. Your current avi will be the one that shows on every post you’ve made since you signed up. 12 year old tier larping
fucking CAGED
 
this retard was begging me to rate him on Braunfels 1 year ago ngl
 
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i remember him from his insanely cringe and autistic reddit days.

he started off claiming 5'11 (probably his real height)

then started claiming 6'1-6'2 (people used to call him out for claiming this when he used to claim 5'11)

guess he somehow deluded himself into thinking hes 6'5 now
rdlol.gif
JFL you can easily tell the guy looks morphed and larping
 
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