Dutcher
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If back in my 20s a hair expert had predicted and guaranteed that I would go bald I would have been overjoyed and celebrated my prognosis. If he had told me I would have to wait until my early 50s to begin going bald, I would have been bitterly disappointed. Since I was a little boy I have had an intense desire to go male pattern bald and I didn’t want to wait until I was an old man to get my wish. I knew that it was possible to go bald very young, because several of my classmates in college were already going bald in their 20s and I was envious of them. I dreamed of marrying the girl of my dreams and then rapidly going bald immediately after our honeymoon. I did marry the girl of my dreams, but I didn’t get my male pattern baldness dream fulfilled until my 50s. Fortunately, when it finally happened, it happened fast: in less than two years. That’s not supposed to happen, right? I thought rapid balding only happened to guys who go bald in their teens or twenties. But I’m certainly not complaining, as by my 50s I couldn’t go bald fast enough. By my mid 50s I was finally Norwood 6 bald and immensely relieved. It was worth the wait, although I still wish I hadn’t had to wait. I’ve been bald nearly 20 years now and I’ve loved every minute of it. You couldn’t pay me enough to regrow my hair. I even love being teased about my baldness, and I wish it would happen more often, because I love being reminded that I am bald. I smile every time I see my bald reflection in a mirror. I love getting compliments from people who knew me before I lost my hair. They tell me I look so much better bald than when I had a full head of hair. I agree with them, of course. Most of all, I love it when my lovely wife kisses me on top of my shiny bald head. She does that quite often.
My hair loss assessment: I am incurably Norwood 6 bald and couldn’t be happier about it. It is a wish come true.
My hair loss assessment: I am incurably Norwood 6 bald and couldn’t be happier about it. It is a wish come true.
