- Oct 16, 2018
What is this thread even?"Pure and Chaste" or "What Incels Get Up To On The Weekend"
TL;DR: Another Saturday LDARing (Lying Down and Relaxing). I ponder whether it's worth doing this every Saturday night or if I should break routine in pursuit of sex. There's an app called Pure, if I found women on Pure who wanted to have sex, would I skip Pran Funkels to go have sex with this woman? I don't think I would. But if I were invited to a party like @Deltoid, I probably would. I need people like @Deltoid to tell me how it is they do the things they do.
Waiting for Pran Funkels to start...
As I wait, I wonder, would I give up this nightly treat if it meant sex? Guaranteed sex? I imagine if someone called me and begged me to show up at a party or something, yeah I would. But I recently learned about this new app called "Pure."
I haven't signed up yet because I understand it costs money. But what I hear is, you upload a picture put out a request to fuck, just like all the porn ads say to do. And you're provided a map of people in your area who have also put out requests. You can respond to those requests and if they respond to you too, it's a match, a la Tinder. But the request only stays up for an hour. These are meant to be quick, no-string-attached, first come first served get it while it's hot arrangements. You can put up another request if your first request didn't get any matches though.
So if I was on Pure and got a match asking me to come over within the hour, would I skip the show tonight? I hear around nighttime people's hormones start to act up and they're more inclined to hook up. "Bratty Slut" tended to message me at night, back when we were still matched. So maybe around nighttime I would find some hot local single in my area. But as people tell me in this thread, unless this app is the exception to every other "Meet and fuck" service in the history of the Internet, this place is probably 95% men. If women wanna fuck, they won't pay to do it. How many male brothels do you know of? The demand doesn't exist in equal measure. But no, I protest! I need to hear actual testimonial from people! And this is the kind of testimonial I get.
There's not much being said about Pure because it's new-ish. But based on what little is being said, I can assume the prospects are comparable to Craigslist hookups. And the prospects on Craigslist were never good. I'm talking the dregs of society. And what few women were on Craigslist had demands that I can't meet anyway. AND... it's taking patrons about 100 miles of searching to find people, and I can't make it out there at night reliably. So I think no, I wouldn't break my nightly routine for Pure pussy. I probably wouldn't break a lazy Sunday for Pure pussy. Does that make me volcel?
Then again, something's probably gotta give at some point. And I'm sick of finding hot girls on Tinder, only to be lead to their Instagrams where they say things like "God over everything" and I'm like, damn it, I can see your pussy through your shorts and you shortdick me with "Teehee, I like to pretend I'm a fundamentalist Christian?" For that frustration, I could probably work myself up to fucking a Craigslist woman. If a prostitute can fuck an incel, I can fuck a less-than-ideal woman.
I need some kind of social circle. So I can make friends who will invite me to parties where sex will happen. Then I'll break my Saturday. If only I could fit in with the college kids. That's where I wanna be. Those are the parties I wanna go to. @Deltoid is going to a party because of the social circle he belongs to. He knows a girl, he's fucking her, he knows her friend, and he'll probably fuck her too. I wanna know how that happens. What social circle does he belong to? Is he in school? I await his response to my question. He and I have some things to talk about. If I had his life, would I break my Saturday? I think I would. Man, how does he find the time to fuck and go to parties if he has to also go to work though?