[Story] Year Of The Pig: A 2019 In The Life Of FrothySolutions

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"Pure and Chaste" or "What Incels Get Up To On The Weekend"

TL;DR: Another Saturday LDARing (Lying Down and Relaxing). I ponder whether it's worth doing this every Saturday night or if I should break routine in pursuit of sex. There's an app called Pure, if I found women on Pure who wanted to have sex, would I skip Pran Funkels to go have sex with this woman? I don't think I would. But if I were invited to a party like @Deltoid, I probably would. I need people like @Deltoid to tell me how it is they do the things they do.

Waiting for Pran Funkels to start...


As I wait, I wonder, would I give up this nightly treat if it meant sex? Guaranteed sex? I imagine if someone called me and begged me to show up at a party or something, yeah I would. But I recently learned about this new app called "Pure."

https://en.pure.dating/

https://pure.sex/en/onboarding

I haven't signed up yet because I understand it costs money. But what I hear is, you upload a picture put out a request to fuck, just like all the porn ads say to do. And you're provided a map of people in your area who have also put out requests. You can respond to those requests and if they respond to you too, it's a match, a la Tinder. But the request only stays up for an hour. These are meant to be quick, no-string-attached, first come first served get it while it's hot arrangements. You can put up another request if your first request didn't get any matches though.

So if I was on Pure and got a match asking me to come over within the hour, would I skip the show tonight? I hear around nighttime people's hormones start to act up and they're more inclined to hook up. "Bratty Slut" tended to message me at night, back when we were still matched. So maybe around nighttime I would find some hot local single in my area. But as people tell me in this thread, unless this app is the exception to every other "Meet and fuck" service in the history of the Internet, this place is probably 95% men. If women wanna fuck, they won't pay to do it. How many male brothels do you know of? The demand doesn't exist in equal measure. But no, I protest! I need to hear actual testimonial from people! And this is the kind of testimonial I get.



There's not much being said about Pure because it's new-ish. But based on what little is being said, I can assume the prospects are comparable to Craigslist hookups. And the prospects on Craigslist were never good. I'm talking the dregs of society. And what few women were on Craigslist had demands that I can't meet anyway. AND... it's taking patrons about 100 miles of searching to find people, and I can't make it out there at night reliably. So I think no, I wouldn't break my nightly routine for Pure pussy. I probably wouldn't break a lazy Sunday for Pure pussy. Does that make me volcel?

Then again, something's probably gotta give at some point. And I'm sick of finding hot girls on Tinder, only to be lead to their Instagrams where they say things like "God over everything" and I'm like, damn it, I can see your pussy through your shorts and you shortdick me with "Teehee, I like to pretend I'm a fundamentalist Christian?" For that frustration, I could probably work myself up to fucking a Craigslist woman. If a prostitute can fuck an incel, I can fuck a less-than-ideal woman.

I need some kind of social circle. So I can make friends who will invite me to parties where sex will happen. Then I'll break my Saturday. If only I could fit in with the college kids. That's where I wanna be. Those are the parties I wanna go to. @Deltoid is going to a party because of the social circle he belongs to. He knows a girl, he's fucking her, he knows her friend, and he'll probably fuck her too. I wanna know how that happens. What social circle does he belong to? Is he in school? I await his response to my question. He and I have some things to talk about. If I had his life, would I break my Saturday? I think I would. Man, how does he find the time to fuck and go to parties if he has to also go to work though?
What is this thread even?
 
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"Where the Wild Things Are" or "XXX Marks the Spot 2: Dead Manlet's Chance"

TL;DR:
I've been thinking about moving to a more exciting location to cure my locationceldom. I'm gonna check Instagrams and other aggregates where people submit pictures of themselves having fun and showing skin, and count which places are tagged the most. Even if I have to go through the many thousands of them manually.




Watching Super Bowl LIII. It's warmed up considerably where I am so I have to wonder how hot it is in Atlanta. The city is probably very exciting right now. Packed with tourists. I like a busy city.

I've been giving thought again about moving. Like I said in this post. I see all these pictures of beautiful people and debauchery and degeneracy, and I ask myself "Where is this happening, and how do I get in on this?" Problem is, it's tough finding out where these pictures are taken. I can't always have it as easy as that Georgia Southern University video, which is back up by the way. Not every picture or video on the Internet is tagged with "Here's where this was taken and here's the story behind it." Like State Snaps. All of their pictures are anonymous, the bastards. And some pictures I can't even find anymore. Like the whipped cream picture.

But I think I may have settled on an idea that's close enough. There are some Instagram pages that do frequently tag the places where their submissions come from. Here's two. TheCollegeBabes, and TFMGirls (Courtesy of TotalFratMove).

https://www.instagram.com/thecollegebabes/

https://www.instagram.com/tfmgirls/

Cursory glance, it's not exactly blowjobs and beer bongs. Not exactly. Because Instagram won't allow that. But like State Snaps and College Rules and so on, they get their pictures and videos because people submit these pictures and videos. So my thinking is this: Whichever schools are featured the most on pages like these, that means their student bodies are more inclined towards things like that. Submitting lewd and lascivious pictures to fap aggregates for the masturbatory enjoyment of people like me. Booty pics alone are nice. But whichever school is sending the most booty pics is probably the school that will also have the blowjobs and beer bongs.

There is a potential flaw in this thinking though: What if these pages aren't featuring every picture they get as a submission? For instance, let's say I go through all of the pictures on TFMGirls and find that most of them come from, I dunno, Florida. What if that's because TFMGirls simply prefers Floridians? Or pictures of girls in bikinis? As opposed to pictures of girls in lingerie? Maybe there's girls up north being disproportionately represented because they don't have beaches to take bikini pics at. They're just as ready for action as the Floridian girls, they just don't own any bikinis or have any beaches to visit. But I have a potential fix for that. I just need to check a variety of fap aggregates. I have two so far, but if I can get information from a variety of aggregates with a variety of tastes, I'll cover every bias and, hopefully, have ever version of hot woman covered. And have a much more accurate representation of who's submitting the most pictures.

But then there's the fact that both of these Instagrams have pictures numbering in the thousands. And they add more pictures every day. Am I really gonna go through all those thousands of pictures? Well, first I'd like to see if there's a third party tool or service that can help me with that. There's all sorts, like Deskgram, Pikdo, Inkphy... the Instagram API is public knowledge for developers, I understand. So I hope to maybe find one that can take all of these thousands of pictures and maybe group them by the places they're tagged in? Put all of the Vanderbilt University pictures in one group, counted. All of the North Carolina State University pictures in another group, counted.

I don't know if this is the right place to ask, but I asked r/Instagram.


No answers yet. A repeating pattern. But even if I get no answers, I'm prepared to just brute force this. Maybe this will be the defining labor of my 2019. Figuring out where I should live in 2020. If I do 100 pictures a day, considering the rate of growth for those two Instagrams, I could easily finish by the end of the year. And I'd have room to check other Instagrams too! All it takes is dedication. I'll use this thread to track my progress. I'll start each day counting the new posts, and then steadily trudge through the old posts.

And if anyone knows any other aggregates, please pass them my way. They don't even have to be Instagram. Maybe I'll give College Rules a try. They try to keep it anonymous, but College Rules is pretty bad at it.
 
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"What Have I Been Doing With My Life?" or "A Week Is No Break At All"

TL;DR:
I've been caught up for a whole month, I was distracted by Instagram. But from my distraction a new idea emerged: Instead of scouting for the best college where I can meet women that will have sex with me, why not scout for the best Spring Break location and just live there? So instead of sticking to one college, I can have samplers of many? The best Spring Break location used to be Panama City Beach, but ever since 2015 it's been lost to us. And the hunt has been on for its replacement. I'm following the search. Could South Padre Island be the new den of iniquity?

Being this distracted makes me think "Well I would post today, but I have no thoughts other than the little progress I've made scouting Instagram." But what's worth of reporting? What do other journals talk about? I decided to look into a month long vlog to see what was worth reporting. I checked the January vlog of Jeremy Jahns. And it was all just him making small talk while he did things like drink coffee and tend to his dogs. So I decided to go that route. I talk about how I've recently started buying broccoli, how Tinder has suddenly dried up for me, how no one at my job has heard of Newgrounds, how some guy named Kyle who used to work at this restaurant for 3 years is more appreciated by his ex-coworkers than I am at my job for having worked there 10-12 years, how I made nice with this woman named Stacy but got mogged and lost her, and how my parents want me to stay away from drug and drink, and see a life coach. But even so, following in the vlogsteps of Jeremy Jahns doesn't seem to be the way to go for the written word. I wonder what it is that the written word demands? That makes it so it doesn't have the freedoms to be laid back and mundane like a vlog?


I've fallen way behind in posts. Ever since I started chasing sources for amateur spank, I've disappeared into a hole. Coming up with a scheme to crunch and sort the sheer amount of information. Coping with what a letdown it is when I can't find the source of a picture or video. I was gonna post the counts in this thread, but I've barely even started counting. I keep finding new 'grams and adding to my workload.

Not to mention, I've been diversifying outside of following Instagram after Instagram. In my quest to pinpoint where the top spot or spots are, I've given some thought to Spring Break. Valentine's Day passed me by, big incel holiday I know, but I'm not interested in that. I'm looking to, as my mother puts it, "sow some wild oats." It'll be on very soon for pretty much every college. Unless you happen to go to...


College of Saint Rose, Nassau Community College, Oakland University, St. Johns University (in Queens, NY), SUNY Upstate Medical University, Washington and Lee University, Washtenaw Community College, Augustana College, Cabrini College, Concordia in Moorhead, Davenport University, and basically Alma College...

...then Spring Break is already over for you. But for most colleges it's some time in March. When actual spring is. And I entertained a thought. Instead of going to one single college that might have the best party chicks, why not simply go to where ALL the party chicks who are any party chicks will be going? Instead of sticking to one college, live in a Spring Break hotspot and party with all of the colleges worth partying with. From as far back as early February, stretching through to late April, if I pick the right spot I could bear witness to what frat brothers call a real "shit show."

But where's the shit show? Where's the wildest, most ratchet Spring Break spot available? You probably heard that Panama City Beach is that place. "Sloots at maximum power" they say. Or at least they used to say. As it tends to happen with all things really really fun, the fun got out of hand. Around 2015 there was a handful of violent assaults that people are blaming the Spring Break social environment on. Don't quote me on the specifics. The mayor, José Isabel Blandón Figueroa, took that as the wake-up call. And he pushed for legislation geared deliberately towards cleaning up Panama City's act, making it a family place with lots to do. Now when anyone asks about tripping out to Panama City, they get all these warnings about how the No Fun Police are patrolling their beats with extreme prejudice. Checking coolers. Checking IDs. Checking everything to make sure everything's on the straight and narrow. The idea isn't just to keep things "safe," it's to keep things "tame." Keep Panama City the kind of place you'd take your kids.

So now the scramble is on for the next great Spring Break destination that strikes the right blend of "free" and "popular." I go into a little detail about this on r/Frat.


Or at least I thought it was a "little" detail. Majority response over there is "Whoa, why'd you write a whole thesis, that's too many words!" And I dig it. I dig the "Don't be such a blowhard" ethic. These are the people I need to be hanging with. But unfortunately, these people don't have very many answers either. Best consensus I could find, the new spot is South Padre Island. But it just hasn't built up the reputation other spots have yet. Back when Girls Gone Wild used to play their late night ads, when they talked about their Spring Break DVDs, they were usually talking about Florida. Or Mardi Gras, but that's not Spring Break. South Padre Island, that's kinda new to the scene. It's this new generation of quasi-legal amateur smut like Do It For State that are making use of South Padre Island. Perhaps someday it'll build up a reputation. Maybe by the time I'm actually able to go and make plans for living out there. They've got apartments within pissing distance of the very island going for around only $500. But how many people, today, even know Padre Island exists? Hence the low, low prices for rent out there?

If you want my opinion on what made the Panama City Beach formula so perfect for what it was? It wasn't just the freedom, and it wasn't just the notoriety. It was the location. Florida was where the rowdy trailer trash was. And maybe still is. That's why Floribama Shore exists. That demographic of person is in strong concentration down there. Texas is close, but not that close.

"Research" like this has taken up my life, more or less, and it doesn't come with daily breakthroughs. So every night I skipped making a post, I did wonder "If I was to make a post today, what would I say?" What "substance" goes in a daily journal? I thought I would see what other daily journals were about. I guess nowadays that's called "vlogging." And it just so happened that, in my Recommendeds, there appeared this vlog for January by thing-reviewer Jeremy Jahns.


I'm not a fan. He's notoriously tolerant of Amy "I Can Laugh At Me But You Can't Laugh At Me" Schumer. But it was right there and I didn't know where else to start when finding a vlog example. A January in the life of Jeremy Jahns. What are you supposed to talk about over a month? I checked off each day...


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Tuesday, January 1st: He started the vlog. Showed off his robe and one of his dogs because they happened to be in the shot. Then we saw him at his green screen, getting ready to make his "Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies Of 2019" video. Him talking about making videos, that's basically him talking about work, because making videos is his job. Or at least it can be called a dedicated hobby.

Wednesday, January 2nd: Has a headache. He talks about the comments in the video he made yesterday.

Thursday, January 3rd: Watched Breaking Bad on Netflix.

Friday, January 4th: Dog licks hand. Makes coffee with coffeemaker he got for Christmas. Christmas decorations are all still up. He reveals that today he'll be helping his mother move furniture at her house.

After moving furniture, he reveals that he was invited by WB Games to some kind of Mortal Kombat 11 event in Los Angeles. So he's at Best Buy now, looking for a camera to film gameplay with. This Mortal Kombat 11 Event thing is kind of a "story arc" in this January vlog. While at Best Buy he also shops around for other things like Blu-Rays.

Saturday, January 5th: Gave dogs (Gipsy & Danger) a dog treat dispenser toy. Watched them played with that. Then he showed off how his girlfriend (Vanessa) failed at organizing his kitchen. Then he showed off how he organizes his records.

Sunday, January 6th: There was a power outage in the middle of watching TV at night, and Gipsy is scared.

Monday, January 7th: Mortal Kombat Event Arc: He buys a camera from Amazon. Tests it out on his dogs. Might return it because he could potentially go cheaper if all he needs it for is to play one game.

Tuesday, January 8th: Watches whatever this is.

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A new Captain Marvel trailer was released, he considered doing a video on it, but he opted to play the original Legend Of Zelda instead. Then watched Smallville. Then listened to Castlevania music.

Fur is all over his carpet and it may be Danger's fault. Suddenly it dawns on him, there may be a continuity error in the Marvel Cinematic Universe timeline, as evidenced by the new trailer. So now he definitely does have to make a video for it.

Wednesday, January 9th: Christmas garland is still up, stockings are still hung by the chimney. He talks about the Captain Marvel movie he made yesterday and the comments on it. Also for anyone waiting on him to do a Glass review, he can't watch it yet, as of January 9th.

Sitting in Seattle traffic on the way to watch The Upside. When he gets there, he meets Chris and Joel from "U-Dub," University of Washington. They happened to recognize him from YouTube and decided to sit with him during the movie. Afterward out in the lobby he asks them what they thought of the movie and thanks them for not talking during.

Mortal Kombat Event Arc: Returned the first camera and got another camera for the Mortal Kombat event. It came with bright lights. Then showed off Gipsy.

Finally, before bed, he did more work stuff. Some last minute editing for videos..

Thursday, January 10th: Jeremy realized that the Lorule Castle theme from Zelda: A Link Between Worlds theme syncs up with the "Step In Time" dance number from Mary Poppins, and he's gonna try and sync it up. If it works, he'll do a throwaway post of it on Instagram or something.

Later he was found lying on his bed, bracing himself to watch Replicas. After Replicas, he got dressed to do a review of it because he wanted to wear a different outfit from the last outfit he wore for a video.

The smoke alarm went off, and it scared Gipsy.

Friday, January 11th: Dogs are at play. They vacuumed up the fur that Danger might've left. Danger brings Jeremy the chewy fetch rope to play fetch with. Jeremy shows off his Harry Potter pajama pants.

Jeremy and Vanessa go to IKEA to shop for things. Jeremy doesn't know what they're here for, but Vanessa brought a list. Ran into Johnathan who helped them pick out bookshelves.

Hanging out towards the end of the day with Gipsy and Danger, toys are spread out, fetch is played. Alexa is asked to play music to calm the dogs, and it works.

Saturday, January 12th: Jeremy has allergies.

Also, it's "date night" for him and Vanessa.

Sunday, January 13th: Morning after "date night" meat for breakfast. Mentions how Vanessa is a vegan.

Jeremy and Vanessa start a 1000-piece puzzle. They spread it out on their new table from IKEA. Jeremy stresses the mundaness of his life. They brew coffee and continue puzzling well into the night. But they couldn't. So they paused. This is the "Puzzle Arc."

Monday, January 14th: Making coffee and playing Fire Emblem 7. Later that day he receives a Michael Myers mask and a Halloween 2018 Blu-Ray from Universal. And the issue of "Rule of Reciprocation" occurred to him. He talks about it.

Later that day he replaced the microSD card in his Framemeister.

Tuesday, January 15th: Mortal Kombat Event Arc: Busy day. Jeremy has to go watch Glass, make a review for it, and drop his dogs off at his mom's house because he has to be ready to fly out to Mortal Kombat bright and early in the morning. But he was surprised by the release of a Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer. So he has to rearrange his schedule.

  1. Make Far From Home video
  2. Take Gipsy & Danger to his mom's house
  3. Go watch Glass
  4. Make Glass review video
  5. Get rest for the flight tomorrow

Making the Far From Home video took too long and now he has to go see Glass before they run out of showings. He'll have to move taking his dogs to his mom's house up in the schedule.

Took his dogs to his mom's house and he is very tired. 11:18 PM is late.

Wednesday, January 16th: Mortal Kombat Event Arc: Tuesday still isn't over. He stayed up into the night until 4:09 AM to make the Glass video.

Went to Sea-Tac Airport to fly to Mortal Kombat. Ate food at the in-airport Floret. Then he hade it to Los Angeles and was put up in a hotel called "The LINE Los Angeles." Points out how the whole place looks like a parking garage perhaps as an artistic choice. Wi-Fi also doesn't work here for his laptop. Found Angry Joe and decided to hang out. They laugh at the art made out of concrete and junk.

Thursday, January 17th: Mortal Kombat Event Arc: Going to play Mortal Kombat in the convention area. A John Wick 3 trailer released, but he doesn't think he's gonna be able to make a video on it immediately.

Jeremy runs into Angry Joe again, and Boogie2988. They get drinking bands at the Mortal Kombat event. Jeremy points out how exciting the Mortal Kombat event was compared to the majority of his life. Jeremy films a "rage cage," then he and Angry Joe decide to shop for retro games while they're both in Los Angeles. Before they go, Jeremy has a Diet Coke and someone else with a Diet Coke confuses Jeremy's Diet Coke for his Diet Coke.

Based on the surroundings, I'm guessing the first store they went to was A & M Video Games, a used game store that used to be called "Max Games." They said it was bad, and Uber'd elsewhere.

Jeremy and Angry Joe also tried to work on the audio for their Mortal Kombat gameplay video but they couldn't fix the audio.

Friday, January 18th: Mortal Kombat Event Arc: Had to be in the lobby at 7:15 AM, packed and ready to go home. But he only just woke up at 7:00 AM. Fortunately, he was already packed so it was just a mad dash with all of his things to catch his ride back home.

When he gets home, he checks his e-mail and he's got a "reminder" from WB Games about an "obligation" he's got to fulfill. They had some kind of Mortal Kombat photo booth or something there where you could take Mortal Kombatty pictures and post them to social media. Jeremy did that. But because he did that, WB Games sent him a reminder saying "Hey, for us letting you come to the thing you should hashtag that letting people know it was sponsored by Warner Bros." This hearkens back to the "Rule of Reciprocation" thing he was talking about on the 14th. He was torn because they were gracious enough to sponsor him and pay for his stay in a concrete box, but he laments how corporate things have become.

Starts rendering his Mortal Kombat video. It'll take 11 hours by his Amazon Echo's count. When he says this, the Echo mistakes that for a command and starts talking. Jeremy berates the Echo, then he follows up by taking it back with a compliment, calling "Alexa" beautiful. Alexa responds by saying Jeremy is beautiful, and starts singing "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. Vanessa gets jealous.

Because of the length of the rendering/exporting, Jeremy will have to text Angry Joe.

Jeremy stays up into the night waiting for the video to go from camera to YouTube.

Saturday, January 19th: The video is finally done uploading.

Sunday, January 20th: Puzzle Arc: It's been a week, time for Jeremy and Vanessa to return to the 1000-piece puzzle. They finish it.

Monday, January 21st: N/A

Tuesday, January 22nd: Going to pick up his dad so that they can secretly install his mom's chandelier as a surprise to her. Went to Fred Meyer to pick up a bolt for the chandelier, as well as something from the deli for Jeremy to eat.

Wednesday, January 23rd: N/A

Thursday, January 24th: Went on eBay and bid on "Contra III: The Alien Wars" before bed.

Friday, January 25th: Woke up the next morning to see that he won the bid. Then watched Punisher.

Later, he and Vanessa went to see somebody named "Small Town Murder" perform in Seattle. Changed his hat from Daredevil to Punisher because Punisher, at the time, was the one of those two shows that wasn't cancelled.

Saturday, January 26th: Jeremy's unpacked what looks like exercise equipment. One of the dogs made a mess.

Sunday, January 27th: Pre-ordered the Resident Evil 2 remake with special edition steelbook case.

Monday, January 28th: N/A

Tuesday, January 29th: N/A

Wednesday, January 30th: Goes to meet his friend Nathan for sushi.

Later he edits his Resident Evil 2 video while watching House.

Thursday, January 31st: His Resident Evil 2 video went live, he talks about it.

End of vlog for January. Might get his teeth fixed in 2019. Content for a future vlog?


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His entire vlog consisted of him talking about work, shows he watched, games he played, music he listened to, taking care of his dogs, picking up things from the store, doing errands for his parents, catching up with friends, a trip to Los Angeles, a puzzle, and a look around his house. Am I missing anything? When I'm wondering what I should put in my daily posts, it's stuff like this? In that case...


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I've recently been shopping for broccoli. I saw some threads around here talking about sulforaphane.



There's not many points I can add to my Sexual Market Value, but this stuff about hair loss prevention/hair restoration sounds at least interesting enough to see. Ideally I'd like to be eating broccoli sprouts, but I crunched the numbers and broccoli florets alone should give me a dosage I'm happy with. Stove is still broken, by the way.

Tinder has dried up for Anselm the Incelfish. Haven't had a new match since February 10th. I suspect that I'm shadowbanned or something because the drop off was just about instant.

I was curious at work: Let's say it's 2003/2004 and you wanna watch a video. Where do you go to watch it? This was pre-YouTube. Anybody remember how the Internet was pre-YouTube? This is something I'd ask a friend, or a bunch of people on an Internet forum. So I decided that, because I have no friends in person, I would ask my co-workers. I don't know if it had anything to do with the demographics of where I work, but full disclosure, most of my co-workers are older women. Groups from lagerst to smallest: Older women, younger women, young men, and then there's me. Not many men close to my age.

Answers I got...

  1. Order something from Blockbuster (Wrong answer, I'm not talking about movies, I mean videos. Clips. Like on YouTube.)
  2. MySpace
  3. Just watch TV
  4. eBaum's World

There was a variety of answers from everyone, but the young men tended to say eBaum's World, and the older/younger women tended to say everything else. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying no young men said MySpace, but I'm saying more men said "eBaum's World" while also NOT saying "MySpace/Blockbuster/watching TV." And vice verse for the women. I think what I should ask now is "What's so unappealing to women about eBaum's World/what's so appealing to women about MySpace?" But instead what I asked is "How have none of these people heard of Newgrounds? Albino Black Sheep? TX Mafia? AboveUltimate? 1-Up Island? Dungeon Studios? The Kombat Pavilion?" I'm just listing off my old Internet history at this point but my point is I really thought at least some of those sites were pretty heavily trafficked in the pre-YouTube days. I think what that did was helped to illustrate why I'm different from happy and successful people. I was busy watching Newgrounds back then, and all my happy and successful co-workers were on eBaum's World and MySpace. Did none of them watch sprite Flashes? If so, that's probably what killed me. They were watching The Simple Life, I was watching Mario and Sonic fight each other.

I was heading home from work and I passed by this local restaurant. It's got this mom and pop feel to it, kinda. A real cheesy, folksy air. And the sign outside was wishing someone named Kyle goodbye and good luck. I hate sentimental goodbyes, they really get me. They're supposed to get me, but I don't like it. Anyway, I walk in and I ask how long Kyle's been working for them. They say 3 years. And I'm like "3 years???" They're gonna miss him after only 3 years? I've been working where I work for 10-12 years and if I handed in my 2 weeks notice, I don't think they'd put a sign up for me. I was thinking "Kyle" was some fresh faced young man who'd been with the restaurant since he was a boy and was finally becoming a man, but no, this is just the normal length for a job before you quit and find something better. They're rolling out the red carpet for only 3 years of service, am I wrong or is my job wrong? Is 3 years actually a lot?

Speaking of going to and from work, recent changes in workload have made it so I have to catch public transit to work. And over the past month I've been interacting with this woman on the bus. Her name is Stacy. We get off at the same stop. And eventually, because we get off at the same stop and she likes to take a nap on the bus, she's asked if I'll wake her up when we get off. So I do. Eventually we grow close enough that I can bitch to her about my job. And she's all "Oh you need to give them a piece and yadda yadda yadda, you need somebody to go in there and defend you!" She even volunteers. She talks to me about her video game hobby. I ask her what games she likes. She only mentions Call of Duty. Hmmm. :trepidation: I tell her I could maybe be interested in this video games thing. She suggests I come over someday. And it really feels like this is about to happen. I suggest Sunday.

But she says she has to work Sunday. Her only free days are Friday and Saturday. I work Fridays. And Saturdays... that's my Pran Funkels night. So I leave it at "We're gonna have to do it one of these Saturdays then." I really start considering maybe skipping a night. This is an actual woman we're talking about here.

But then one day she gets on the bus. We say good morning. But she doesn't sit near me. Strange. She usually sits near me and we start talking. She's even skipped her naps so we can talk. But she heads far away from me. "I must've turned her off by not being available that Saturday" I think. But then I notice, she's not sitting alone. She's sitting with a new guy. Younger, taller, more masculine. And there it was. I'd been mogged. Truly mogged. In the wild. People say "mogged" like "A more attractive guy was probably maybe drawing attention away from me that I should've gotten" but I was truly mogged. She truly gave up on me and started hanging out with this other guy. And I don't think being available on Saturdays would've saved me. And the cognitive dissonance sets in. Maybe it would've been easier on me to just keep my Saturday night routine intact. I... I don't even like Call of Duty. :feelsbadman:

My mother wants me to see a life coach. Anybody got any experience with those? I tell her I don't think life coaching can do me much good, what my problem is is I don't have the right environment to do the things I wanna do. Also, I'm 46. My best life at this point is too mediocre to bother. But I love my Mom, so I figure I owe her the attempt at least. But what am I getting into? I told her how I wanna live like the guys pouring... milk? On that woman's ass in the GIF I posted up there. And she and my dad tell me that a life of substance abuse is not for me. I should not touch drink, vices run in my family. I'm genetically predisposed to irresponsible drinking. I don't wanna let Mom and Dad down. But it sounds like I'd be a lot of fun at parties, apparently.


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But y'know what? I think there's a difference between vlogs and written logs that happen to be on the web, if there's a name for things like that. And that difference lets vloggers vlog about mundane things while the written word needs a little more substance. The appeal of vlogs is watching a real life, no matter how mundane, play out. To just see people live in moments. People like to watch other people, say, go to Starbucks. But the written word doesn't have that. You can't actually watch me go to Starbucks through the written word. Watching it is interesting. But me writing "So I went to Starbucks," for some reason you need more. Now, if I said "So I went to Starbucks and then my kid exposed me to everyone in the dining room," for some reason that's something. For some reason that serves the purpose of the written vlog whereas just watching someone go to Starbucks, even without surprise nudity, serves the purposes of the regular vlog. But why? If vlogs are about watching someone's life, what are word-vlogs about? My guess is... discussion? If you're gonna talk about the coffee you had, you have to talk about how it made you feel, and what it made you think. You gotta have something important to say about the coffee. You gotta have something important to say about how you felt when you were exposed to everyone at that Starbucks.

What this vlog could've been, if I was a salvageable cause, was the chronicled progress of me improving myself and eventually getting laid, maybe. It could've been a journey towards some goal. But a journey towards some goal doesn't necessarily involve me sharing my thoughts either. I could say "Broke my plateau with the overhead presses, gonna try 50 pound dumbbells next week" and that would be a valid journal entry, I think. No discussion or reflection necessary. So if that's a valid written vlog entry, despite it not coming with any discussion or reflection, what is the demand of the written vlog?

I'll tell you this much though. Even if my written vlog can't be like other people's vlog vlogs, vlogs like Jeremy's serve as a good benchmark/metric for how active my own life should be, whether I make a journal of it or not. Between work and watching things and/or playing video games and/or listening to music, I should be called out now and then to do things for my parents or meet friends for sushi. If I can achieve that much, I can say that my life isn't abnormal.
 
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"Ponce de León" or "XXX Marks the Spot 3: At Rope's End"

TL;DR:
I don't think South Padre Island can be called "peak Panama City Beach's equal." Everything I read keeps talking about how great PCB was and how nothing today really compares. They come close, but it's not as extreme as PCB was. I'd like to believe someday the PCB equivalent will come. I'd like to know what the PCB equivalent should have before it can call itself the PCB equivalent. Some people might think Las Vegas is a PCB equivalent, but it isn't. And I explain why.

I haven't been swiping on Tinder, and now they're sending me messages trying to get me to start swiping again. "Hey, people in your area are suddenly swiping a lot! Go see what the fuss is about!" or "What's the best revenge for getting ghosted? Having a great time with someone new! Swipe to learn more! ? " Droll. You're just so droll, Tinder. But I'm not in the mood.

Why am I so down right now? I've been looking around for whatever the new "Panama City Beach" is. But I find myself surrounded by evidence that says "There is no 'new Panama City Beach.' There was no place like it, and there is still no place like it." Not even South Padre Island. South Padre might be close, might be as close as we have right now, but Panama City Beach, hereinafter referred to as "PCB," at the height of its power was unlike anything we have on Earth today. And the weight of this has got me mighty low. :feelsbadman:

What I'm looking for are articles and reviews and stuff that discuss Spring Break and what happened to PCB. Maybe they know enough about the Spring Break scene to tell me just what made PCB tick, what every other place lacks, and maybe if there's any hope that there might someday be another PCB. I happened upon this Tweet that lead me to this online magazine called COED.


There's a writer who goes by "Wyatt" or "NYCBass," but I think his actual name is Edward "Ned" Swain.


He wrote 6700+ articles/listicles for COED and its network of... I guess you could call them blogs? And he handled the annual countdown of the best Spring Break destinations. Sometimes it's "Top 20 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations" or something like that. It's varied now and then over the years, I think in 2014 he stepped aside to let COED Executive Editor "Bryjax11" do the list.

Now, when he says "Trashiest" he means it in a good way. These aren't meant to be lists of places to avoid. What he means to say here is "You're probably looking for the most ratchet debauchery for your buck, and these are the places." Ratchet debauchery is what I'm looking for too. And PCB regularly ranks toward the top. Incidentally though? It doesn't always rank at the EXACT top. That honor tends to go to Las Vegas. So you might be thinking "So there is a place like PCB. Las Vegas must surpass it, right?" I don't think so. Reading what he writes about PCB, what I believe is that in his opinion PCB was still the trashiest Spring Break locale and no place can rival it at what it did, it's just Las Vegas is trashy in "different" ways that, in some people's opinions, might surpass the trashiness of PCB. Las Vegas might be higher up on the list, but that doesn't mean it's trashy in a way that takes PCB's trash and turns it up to 11. It just means it's trashy in ways that PCB isn't trashy. It has a different style of trashy. Like making a list of "Most Lawless Places On Earth" and saying that the favelas of Rio and destabilized Middle Eastern regions are low on on the list while giving top spots to places like the middle of the ocean and "The Yellowstone Zone of Death" because technically they have no laws. Yeah, technically. That's a different kind of "lawless." When people say "lawless" they mean like Libya or the Gaza Strip or Detroit. And when people, people like me, say "Trashiest Spring Break Location" we mean like PCB.

All Las Vegas has over PCB is technicality, and I'll point out why I feel that way by showing you what this Wyatt guy has written. The 2015 list is a good place to start because that was the year they acknowledged the very technicality I was just talking about. How Las Vegas is trashy in a different, non-Spring Break way.


Finally, a solid amount of our listed Spring Break destinations are also popular amongst non-Spring Breakers. So in order to fairly set apart the real Spring Break hot spots, we asked ourselves the question, “Is Spring Break the only thing going on in this city?” If the answer is “Yes,” we award points. If the answer is “No,” we don’t – simple.
On this list, Las Vegas is ranked #2. Here's what they said about it.

The bottom line is that Las Vegas is trashy as f*ck. You know it. We know it. Everyone knows it–and that’s why everyone loves it. But despite the fact that Vegas is the single most popular Spring Break destination for students, it’s not only a Spring Break destination–it’s a place for bachelor parties, birthdays, weddings, and every other debaucherous event you can think of. So for that reason we couldn’t in good conscious list it as the #1 Trashiest Spring Break Destination for the fourth year in a row.

It’s time for someone else to wear to the crown…
First of all, that "Vegas is the single most popular Spring Break destination for students" line might sound nice, but what metric is that based on? If you searched "Most Popular Spring Break Destinations" you'd get a variety of lists with a variety of reports. And not all of them citing where they got their information. Here's one that does, from Insider. Top spot is Didney Worl, by the way. They got their information from Kayak.com searches booked between February 24 and April 21, 2018. Problem is, they have no way of knowing if all of those trips are students planning for Spring Break. Could be people my age who just happen to wanna travel around springtime and have no idea that their trip coincides with Spring Break. So to say Las Vegas is popular for Spring Break is disingenuous if "Trips booked by anyone that happen to coincide with Spring Break" is your metric. What I'm looking for are Spring Break destinations that are booked specifically for Spring Break.

Which brings us to what they said about PCB.

In all our years of partying and raging, never in our life have we seen the amount of ruckus PCB brought in one weekend. Whether or not you stay at the Holiday Inn–which is best known for their famous pool cam–you should know that no amount of college will prepare you for the debauchery that is PCB. The miles of beach are quickly turn a into mishmash of fraternities, sororities, and GDIs getting “crunk than a mug” during those few sweet weeks.

Keep in mind that only a small amount of the Spring Breakers are actually college students; a lot of the people you’ll see turning up are visitors or locals, which of course just adds to the trashiness. For extra bonus points that don’t count for anything (except against your driving record) make sure to rent a scooter from one of the numerous rental locations in the city. It’s easily one of the most dangerous things you’ll ever do in your life, especially after hours of sweaty day-drinking.
They do say that non-college students make up a big percentage of the crowd there, yes. But also note how they say "In all our years of partying and raging, never in our life have we seen the amount of ruckus PCB brought in one weekend." That's important. Whatever Las Vegas has, if this line is true, PCB has more "ruckus" than Las Vegas. And that's the kind of "trashy" that makes Spring Break. That's why it's at the top of this "Spring Break Locales That Are Specifically About Spring Break" list. PCB has the most ruckus, and Las Vegas does not. PCB has more ruckus than Las Vegas, that makes PCB the true Number One spot. Las Vegas basically "steals" it because what it lacks in ruckus, it makes up in gambling and prostitutes.

After 2015 of course PCB lost its mojo. And COED did too. Wyatt and Bryjax11 stopped posting and went onto, I assume, other things. One of the last listicles they did was "COED’s Best Spring Break Destinations: 2017 Edition."


They specifically veered away from ranking these by trashiness this time. My guess is they were heartbroken by the loss of PCB. But PCB is on this list, and I wanna cite what they said.

There was a time not so long ago when Panama City Beach was the trashiest and craziest spring break destination in the world, even going so far as to beat out places in Mexico and Jamaica. But after years and years of bad press and unfortunate accidents/fights/deaths/crimes, the city of Panama City Beach decided to try and put out the fire that they believed was destroying their city. First, they banned drinking on the beach during the weeks of spring break. Then they started cracking down seriously on people breaking these laws. They were successful, but not in the way that they had hoped.

Believe it or not, doing everything in their power to keep the hundreds of thousands of paying tourists and college students out of their city did have a negative effect. The beaches, once literally packed to the brim with spring breakers having a good time, are now comparatively empty. Sure, it’s still a hell of a place to party and dance and day drink, but when I say that it was once literally the definition of Sodom and Gomorrah, I am not kidding you. Until they make drinking on the beach legal again, there are other places you should go to enjoy spring break.
"The trashiest and craziest spring break destination in the world, even going so far as to beat out places in Mexico and Jamaica... it was once literally the definition of Sodom and Gomorrah." They don't use these words to describe Las Vegas. Even if Las Vegas is their top pick, why is it they don't use these words to describe Las Vegas? Because Las Vegas isn't as trashy and crazy as PCB. Not really. It earns it's spot on a technicality. PCB was Sodom and Gomorrah, and Las Vegas is not. Otherwise they would've said it was. They would describe Las Vegas as being as crazy or crazier than PCB, but they don't. And how could it? How could Las Vegas be any kind of Spring Break destination as we imagine a "Spring Break destination?" It doesn't even have any beaches! It doesn't have a Maniac Card! One of the hallmarks of the Spring Break scene!


It doesn't have a Maniac Card because Las Vegas isn't for Spring Break. Las Vegas is "businessman trashy." It’s a place for bachelor parties, birthdays, and weddings. It's not a place for the Spring Break I'm looking for. And if I could talk to Wyatt or Bryjax11, I bet they'd tell me "Yes, PCB is crazier than Las Vegas, but we put Las Vegas above it because more things are legal out there. It's got less ruckus by a mile, but you can see escorts."

Like I said, I wanna try and reach out to Spring Break experts like Wyatt or Bryjax11 and talk to them. And see if there's any hope somewhere for a new PCB. But Wyatt, AKA Ned Swain, doesn't work for COED anymore. He's @NeddieBumpo on Twitter, and last I heard he was selling houses for Brown Harris Stevens.


Kinda makes me sad to look at this picture. He doesn't look anything like his Gravatar. To think he was writing for COED as early as November 2017. I think I'm gonna have to talk to either him or Bryjax11. Or both. But I don't know what I expect to hear. Unless there's another PCB out there, PCB is gone. That's all they can tell me. They can't bring it back, best they can do is suggest the closest thing.

And so that's got me in kind of a crisis. I mean no hyperbole when I say missing PCB at its peak, for me, is like missing Woodstock. Woodstock was just a big party too, but it was important. It was a character-defining time for the people who were there, and PCB would've been that for me. And I feel like no matter what I do from now on, even if I ascend, I'll think "But imagine how good PCB would've felt. Don't you wish you knew what it was like?" All I can do at this point is hope, HOPE, that the PCB equivalent really is out there, or on the way soon.

Does anyone know who Ponce de León was? He, like me, was consumed by a quest. For The Fountain of Youth. Kinda like me. I'm basically questing for my youth. I want the youth I was supposed to have lived. And where was The Fountain of Youth, allegedly? In Florida. Just like my "Fountain of Youth" used to be. When Ponce got to the Fountain, and splashed around in the waters, and then went to the mirror to see if he changed, he saw that he hadn't. And a tear rolled down his cheek. He couldn't reclaim his youth. And that's what I think is out there for me at the PCB of the now. I'll go there, I'll try to have a pre-2015 Spring Break, and eventually I'll realize the futility of it all. I'll realize it's gone and that there'll never be another PCB.

@IntolerantSocialist says I'm an "ethnicoper." I don't know what that is. But it ain't wrong to say that coping is what FrothySolutions does best. And so the sliver of hope I hold onto is that, from Wyatt or Bryjax11 I can at least learn what the recipe is for a PCB, and I can at least understand why other places aren't like PCB. I'll try and give 'em both a call tomorrow.
 
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It's only because you hate on whites excessively. I'm only 9 years younger than you. My roommate is close to you, will be 43 this October. We haven't had the greatest lives (to call my roommates live "great" is a outright lie but I'm not about to go into detail. From what I know you're an East Indian. Most of my dislike of minorities is solely blacks if you didn't know that. They're a criminal plague here. And if you lived here whites bitches would sell you out for bbc just like me. Idc it's all relative to location so I don't your situation in your area. But neither you or I or my roommate have had much success, my roommate being the biggest slayer but he also has gay tendencies as well as other tendencies is rather not speak about but otherwise a decent dude. I'm 100% straight and only like vag tbf so I'd never do some of the shit he's done but I mean well. No worries.
 
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It's only because you hate on whites excessively. I'm only 9 years younger than you. My roommate is close to you, will be 43 this October. We haven't had the greatest lives (to call my roommates live "great" is a outright lie but I'm not about to go into detail. From what I know you're an East Indian. Most of my dislike of minorities is solely blacks if you didn't know that. They're a criminal plague here. And if you lived here whites bitches would sell you out for bbc just like me. Idc it's all relative to location so I don't your situation in your area. But neither you or I or my roommate have had much success, my roommate being the biggest slayer but he also has gay tendencies as well as other tendencies is rather not speak about but otherwise a decent dude. I'm 100% straight and only like vag tbf so I'd never do some of the shit he's done but I mean well. No worries.
East Indian? Who told you that?

Also, all of my images broke! Does linking images not work?
Oh wait, I think I know where that came from. You're thinking of Anselm the Incelfish. That's just a fishing account for Tinder I made. I'm not from Bhubanshwar.
 
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"The Hot 100" or "XXX Marks the Spot 4: On Slayer Tides"

TL;DR: I was able to reach the COED Magazine Spring Break travel reviewer. His recommendation? South Padre Island. And I kinda told him I would definitely go. And he wants me to tell him how the trip goes. But how close is the South Padre Island experience to PCB? I need someone to tell me just what exactly made PCB so crazy. So I can look for it at SPI and see just how lacking in sodomy and gomorrals it is. Speaking of comparing lists of places to see which one is the best, COED also has a list of the schools with the hottest girls in the country. Which is basically what my Instagram census is supposed to provide. But how accurate is it? And is "hot" on its own good enough? A hot prude is no fun, are they? So where can I find girls who are hot, but also dirty? Probably not where I live. My city isn't on any lists that matter. But for some reason, Texas is, and pretty frequently. Maybe South Padre Island is worth looking into.

I called Mr. Swain, turns out he is Wyatt the NYCBass. And he was very helpful! I figured a guy like him would get into real estate, from what I understand it attracts a "Get paid, get laid" class of baller. And the seed of that was most likely always with him if he was writing for COED. You don't write about Spring Break and then go one to be a devops guy or something. All the Girls Gone Wild guys and people in that field, they dabble in real estate too, either buying or selling. He was surprised to hear from me, I prefaced by saying that I didn't wanna bend his ear over some bullshit because he's probably a busy man, so if I could maybe e-mail him so he can respond at his earliest convenience... but he was like "No, I've got time, and I'm intrigued by this." He was glad to hear from a fan, and that's an accurate word to describe me, I'm a fan of his work. I'm a fan of a lot of the stuff on COED all of a sudden.

Actually... I'm not so sure he was nothing but happy to hear from a fan. I think he was suspicious of how I found him. Because he did ask if I Googled him. I didn't Google him, all I did was read his profiles. To have Googled him maybe treads the line into stalkerish territory. I don't feel like I crossed that. But if he feels like I crossed that, I feel bad. What should I have done instead?

I feel like his COED articles are the last thing he wants associated with him right now. Yeah realty is the wheelhouse of a lot of people who would read COED Magazine, but when I look at that picture of him on Brown Harris Stevens, it doesn't look like the kind of person who would read COED Magazine. So he's probably got good reason to be suspicious of some stranger calling him up like "Hey, you, respected professional, I know you've been writing about butthole tattoos and which places let you get away with things that would be illegal in most other places." I can be trusted. I like this kinda stuff. But maybe me finding him means other people will find him and he's worried about that now.

Anyway, he told me that Panama City Beach was insane. I figured. And his best educated guess for the closest thing to Panama City Beach circa "before everything went wrong?" That'd be South Padre Island. Again, I figured. But I says to him I says "How close is SPI to PCB, really? Is it really everything PCB used to be? What areas is it still lacking in?" And he tells me that, while he's been to PCB and can attest to its insanity, he's never actually been to SPI. But he'd put money down, SPI is a good time. He asks me if I'm looking to go somewhere for Spring Break. I say yeah, I'm scouting for places to go. And he says I should let him know how it goes. And I guess I was starstruck or something because I was like "Yeah man, I'll be sure to tell you all about it when I definitely go to South Padre Island!"

And then we hung up. And like that, I was committed to this thing. :feelsgiga:

I have to tell this guy something now, I said I would. I don't have it in me to just ghost him. He has my phone number. We've texted. I've dug myself into a hole here, driving home how I'm definitely gonna make Spring Break happen. And he's such a good guy. I don't have the heart to look like a liar to him. So, how do I get to South Padre Island? Bare minimum, I need a flight, I need lodging, and I need to feed myself while I'm there. It's Texas Week right now at South Padre. It's supposed to be especially crazy during Texas Week. But I don't think I could leave right away. I have to schedule the Paid Time Off at work. Some time next week would have to be the earliest. But will I miss all of the fun by then? Honestly, I'm more worried about committing to my big talk with Mr. Swain. But if I'm talking about staying for a whole week? And the cheapest room I can find is $50 a night. NOT including taxes and fees. It would be cheaper to literally move to the area and just live near the island. At present I can't even afford to replace my broken stove/oven. South Padre Island? That's stove/oven money. If I can afford to go to South Padre, I can afford a new stove/oven. But at the same time, coming so close to actually going... it's only a matter of a few hundred dollars. And I would be coming closer than I've ever come in my life to the lifestyle I hoped to live.

Or is it? I have Mr. Swain's opinion. But let's crowdsource it. If South Padre Island really is the new Panama City Beach, people would be saying so, right? Well, some are.


Some random guy's opinion. But it's taken shortly after Panama City Beach went bad. So that's promising. It's the opinion of someone looking for what I'm looking for. It comes from a place that says "You miss PCB because it was Sodom & Gomorrah. I'm aware that we lost PCB, so I'm telling you where the new PCB is." But that's just one opinion. There's a variety of others, and no one's coming to a consensus. Not like when we all agreed PCB was the craziest Spring Break spot.




I could just go by what place is mentioned the most nowadays as "the new Panama City Beach." That would be Miami. But see, we already established that Miami is NOT PCB! Miami, unless it took a turn, is the classier, more refined, more polished, more corporate older brother of PCB! At least back when PCB was at its peak! You went to Miami to find things to do. You went to PCB to find people to do. So how can I trust this??? How do I know what people even mean when they say this? Maybe by "new PCB" they don't mean "PCB" for the reasons I wanted to go to PCB. Maybe they mean "It's the new PCB because there's more litter on the beach." I don't know. All I know is, before things went bad in 2015, we were all in agreement. And it's only now that opinions are this split.

Or maybe no one can agree on anything?


The main problem here is, I've never been to PCB or SPI. So I'm no judge on my own of whether SPI hits on all of what peak PCB used to provide. Let's say I go to SPI, and I'm unsatisfied. "I kept wondering if peak PCB did it better" I might say. I can't know if peak PCB did it better without knowing what exactly went on at peak PCB. Which really was the question I should've asked Mr. Swain. Maybe I should text him again. But then... what kind of question is that to ask somebody I haven't even met face to face yet? I'm looking to find out what he and the COED team experienced out there that made them compare PCB to Sodom & Gomorrah. That way I'll at least know what to look for if I did go to SPI. But that's a very personal question. What happened to them down there that was worth so much fuss? Did they get their dicks sucked? What? Did they meet some new friends at the hotel and end up having an orgy? Were the streets littered with drunken, naked bodies? What happened EXACTLY? These aren't questions you ask a man, especially nowadays. Especially a man with a business to his name and a social media presence. There's snitches everywhere in this era, and I'm sure Mr. Swain is a standup guy. He stands taller than I do, that's for sure. But my definition of "standup guy" might not be everyone's definition of "standup guy." Just about any sexual liaison from the past can be called into question as, if nothing else, "problematic." And he's married! What would his wife think, him waxing nostalgic with me about all the Spring Break pussy he pulled as a "journalist?" Reminiscing about other women? Even if he doesn't remember their names? She wouldn't like it, and he probably wouldn't like it. But if I'm going to SPI, what I need, aside from money, is a point of reference to compare it to. I can't just have fun like a normal person. I need to know if my fun is like the fun they had at peak PCB. So I need someone to tell me, exactly, what kind of fun that was, that set it apart from every other place on Earth. Not just in the United States, on EARTH. If I can remind everyone how insanely beyond all rational expectations PCB allegedly was. I've never been. :feelscry:

Maybe Looksmax.org can help. Has anyone here ever been to PCB? If I was to go to SPI, what am I looking for?

The Facebook family of products is closed today. So I'm taking a break from my scouring of Instagrams. Instagram is owned by Facebook. The quest to find the place with the best college continues. But I have a good feeling about what my results are gonna produce. I said in XXX Marks the Spot 1 that the hot people probably all live where the weather is hot. It just sounds like sense, right? And it turns out I'm not the first person to think that. I've been pokin' around COED Magazine recently and I found another list. "Top 25 Colleges With Hottest COEDs"


And on it, writer Josh Sanchez sez...

No one can deny it. Some schools just bring it better than the rest. That seems to especially be the case for schools that are in locations with perfect weather year-round. That’s why it’s no surprise that you will find some of the most beautiful college students in Florida, Texas, or on the West Coast.
I have to make sure, but I think that after I've completed my first census of these Instagram accounts and all of the location tags in them and all of the location tags of everyone who submits to them, what I'll find is that most of the pictures will probably come from the colleges on this list. Or the states that hold the colleges on this list. Because this is a list of places I'm trying to compile. I'm trying to find where the hottest college girls are. I'm obviously not the first person to try and figure that out, so the compiled efforts of everyone before me must've cracked the code, right?

The list is as follows.

  1. East Carolina University
  2. University of Kentucky
  3. University of Tennessee
  4. Clemson University
  5. University of Georgia
  6. Vanderbilt University
  7. Auburn University
  8. University of North Carolina
  9. Texas A&M University
  10. University of South Florida
  11. Louisiana State University
  12. University of Florida
  13. University of California, Los Angeles
  14. Texas Christian University
  15. Florida Atlantic University
  16. University of Texas
  17. University of Mississippi
  18. University of Miami
  19. University of Colorado Boulder
  20. University of Arizona
  21. University of Central Florida
  22. University of Southern California
  23. San Diego State University
  24. Florida State University
  25. Arizona State University



Their description of Arizona State makes it sound obvious. Further cementing the idea that everybody already knows this and I'm late to the party.

Was there really a question in anyone’s mind? Arizona State is, and always will be, the go-to destination for the most attractive college girls in the country.
And I've heard this stereotype before. This list presents these findings as if to say "Yeah, we've all always known this. This is common knowledge, that the hot girls go to the places where you can/must wear less clothing."

But "hot" on its own isn't enough. Arizona might have attractive women, but are they "fun?" I don't want a bunch of pretty prudes. I'm looking for debauchery. And that's a big part of my doubt for South Padre Island holding a candle to PCB. Like I said in this post, the people that are there are the main factor. And while most spring break beach parties attract the same eclectic blend from across the country, what Panama City Beach and the general Floridian area had from the start was a strong base population of Floribama Shore rednecks. Texas has the wrong kind of redneck. When you compare the kind of South you get, East vs. West of the Mississippi Delta/Louisiana, towards Texas and beyond things actually start to get less "trailer trash." Compared to the American Southeast, anyway. There's a difference between "Texas Redneck" and "Florida Redneck" is what I mean. And the "Florida Redneck" brought a sloppy, unprotected party style to Panama City Beach that I don't know exists in Texas. I have a hunch that my best shot at a "butthole tattoo" type of woman would be in the Southeast. Beautiful women, but not so fancy that they don't like fun.

Where ever the fun is, it's not where I live. I'm reading a lot of lists, Colleges With Hottest Girls, Trashiest Spring Break Locations, and so on. How many of you out there read lists like that? My city isn't on any of those lists. My city isn't on any list that matters. None of the fun lists. That's why I feel like I need to leave. I think my fortunes will turn if I just go somewhere else.

Like, say, a "Cities Having The Most Sex" list. I don't mean from Cosmopolitan. I mean lists like this one from Men's Health.


The metrics they used for this list are condom sales (from Nielsen), birth rates/STD rates reported by state health departments, and sex toy sales from the retailers "Pure Romance" and Babeland.com. And... huh, Texas is topping the list. But my city is nowhere near this list. He're the 10 most fuckingest cities...

1. Austin, TX
Overall Ranking: 1st
Condom Sales: 1st
Birth Rates: 15th
STD Rates: 23rd

2. Dallas, TX
Overall Ranking: 2nd
Condom Sales: 5th
Birth Rates: 6th
STD Rates: 25th

3. Columbus, OH
Overall Ranking: 3rd
Condom Sales: 13th
Birth Rates: 22nd
STD Rates: 15th

4. Durham, NC
Overall Ranking: 4th
Condom Sales: 18th
Birth Rates: 9th
STD Rates: 27th

5. Denver, CO
Overall Ranking: 5th
Condom Sales: 7th
Birth Rates: 20th
STD Rates: 19th

6. Indianapolis, IN
Overall Ranking: 6th
Condom Sales: 41st
Birth Rates: 11th
STD Rates: 12th

7. Arlington, TX
Overall Ranking: 7th
Condom Sales: 5th
Birth Rates:16th
STD Rates: 54th

8. Oklahoma City, OK
Overall Ranking: 8th
Condom Sales: 34th
Birth Rates: 10th
STD Rates: 20th

9. Bakersfield, CA
Overall Ranking: 9th
Condom Sales: 12th
Birth Rates: 3rd
STD Rates: 48th

10. Houston, TX
Overall Ranking: 10th
Condom Sales: 10th
Birth Rates: 8th
STD Rates: 50th​

...And the 10 least fuckingest cities.

91. Billings, MT
Overall Ranking: 91st
Condom Sales: 85th
Birth Rates: 77th
STD Rates: 87th

92. Reno, NV
Overall Ranking: 92nd
Condom Sales: 73rd
Birth Rates: 75th
STD Rates: 99th

93. Buffalo, NY
Overall Ranking: 93rd
Condom Sales: 94th
Birth Rates: 98th
STD Rates: 51st

94. Hartford, CT
Overall Ranking: 94th
Condom Sales: 90th
Birth Rates: 93rd
STD Rates: 68th

95. St. Petersburg, FL
Overall Ranking: 95th
Condom Sales: 99th
Birth Rates: 100th
STD Rates: 55th

96. Manchester, NH
Overall Ranking: 96th
Condom Sales: 76th
Birth Rates: 97th
STD Rates: 98th

97. Charleston, WV
Overall Ranking: 97th
Condom Sales: 100th
Birth Rates: 91st
STD Rates: 85th

98. Yonkers, NY
Overall Ranking: 98th
Condom Sales: 89th
Birth Rates: 91st
STD Rates: 88th

99. Burlington, VT
Overall Ranking: 99th
Condom Sales: 96th
Birth Rates: 99th
STD Rates: 97th

100. Portland, ME
Overall Ranking: 100th
Condom Sales: 95th
Birth Rates: 95th
STD Rates: 100th​

Texas is all over this list. And I find that as I check other sex lists, Texas is continuously all over those lists. I wanna think that it's just because Texas is so big, so by virtue of taking up so much space, it just happens to take up a bigger share of people in the country and more people having sex. But maybe I'm wrong about Texas not being as wild as the American Southeast.

But what is my city good for? I don't see it, or any nearby cities, on any interesting lists. What about you guys? Do you live anywhere interesting? I hear people over on Incels.is lamenting the torture of seeing beautiful women everywhere they go, I guess everyone must live in those hot weather states. My city is underwhelming in every way. That counts, at least. I gotta get out. If only for a week. See if somewhere else is more interesting.
EDIT: For some reason that list of colleges with the hottest coeds won't cooperate. It's supposed to from 25 to 1.
 
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"Beware the Ides of March" or "Gunn Control Debate"

TL;DR:
I've been thinking about the Christchurch tragedy today. And how the terrorist invoked PewDiePie of all inspirations for what he did. And how people came out in defense of PewDiePie, saying "That terrorist does not speak for PewDiePie, don't conflate the views of the idol with the misinterpreted madness of the fan." And yet, people couldn't be bothered to say the same thing when the MAGABomber invoked Trump in his terror. In a similar story, James Gunn got his job back, Disney went back on their commitment to not tolerate what he did. Meanwhile Roseanne is still jobless because she made Tweets. A lot of hypocrisy today. I wish it were 10 years ago and all this Twitter outrage was yet to exist.


Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't, but tragedy struck a mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand. You probably heard it because Incels.is, and the wider family of products, always has their ear to the ground when it comes to stuff like this. The count is 49. Two arrests were made.

Now, I could dickache about how unfair it is for 49 people to die, but everyone else already has. It's not a stance that's been neglected. So if I may, I wanna point out the B-story to this: The terrorist who did this invoked PewDiePie. Like, he did it for PewDiePie. As if it was something PewDiePie wanted him to do. And a small SMALL handful of outlets ran with it, saying "Remember that time PewDiePie said that anti-Semitic stuff or whatever? Now one of his fans is shooting up mosques. Is PewDiePie an influence for evil?" And he's... probably not, right? Probably not an influence for evil? So then a bunch of people take to social media to call this thinking out, saying that the terrorist does not speak for PewDiePie or represent PewDiePie and everyone is responsible for their own actions and craziness. Which is fair. But this made me think about the MAGABomber a little while ago, and how no one came to Donald Trump's defense when that happened. Complete opposite, actually. They said Trump WAS responsible for the MAGABomber. So how does that work? I don't remember Trump saying to go bomb the liberals. Why isn't that just the madness of an isolated terrorist? Why do we make the effort to separate the fan from the idol when it's PewDiePie, but not Trump? Why do we even give a damn about PewDiePie? I thought we all agreed he was an obnoxious overrated distraction for 12 year olds. Not more than, say, 5 years ago I remember that was what we all agreed on. Now everyone seems to unironically like this guy. And somehow I doubt Looksmax (or the wider family of products) can tell me what the fuck changed between then and now because mainstream entertainment isn't something anyone here really talks about. I dunno. Maybe the idiot 12 year olds grew up and are now the dominant species on the Internet?

Speaking of mainstream entertainment, James Gunn. You might remember how he lost his job as future director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 for some crass Tweets he made. And people begged Disney to give him his job back. Even the Guardians came together with a petition. They were just jokes! But Disney would not budge. Warner Bros. scooped him up and said "We don't care about the jokes you make! We almost hired Mel Gibson and he almost certainly wasn't joking! Time heals all wounds everyone's gonna forget about this in 10 years!" But Disney still wouldn't budge.

Until they finally budged. And Gunn was back on for Guardians Volume 3.


And there was much rejoicing. From some people. Others were still upset because the idea was, Gunn should stay fired because Roseanne stayed fired. She also made some offensive jokes on Twitter. It would be hypocrisy for the same people who buried Roseanne to hold up Gunn for doing the same thing. And right on cue, the people who defended Gunn in the beginning came out to say "No, it's different with Roseanne." Why? Because Gunn was just joking. So was Roseanne not joking? She said such and such black chick looked like somebody from Planet of the Apes. Why is that not a joke? People say it's a racist too. But why? Because the black chick is black. And calling a black person an "ape" or saying they look like an ape is automatically racist. Maybe you mean "ape" like a big burlish person? No, no, "ape" means "black person" now and forever. Even if you don't. So let's say Gunn and Roseanne were both joking. Well, Gunn was joking a long time ago. Roseanne made her jokes recently. So jokes are bad, but if you made them a long time ago we can forgive you. Alright then, I'd like to direct your attention to the detective work of one Nick "Third Man To Nickelodeon's Kenan & Kel" Cannon. He's pointed out how "comedians" like Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer continue to make offensive jokes on their Twitter pages. Not old jokes, current jokes. Many of them homophobic, which is a super no-no nowadays. So to echo Nick Cannon, how come they're not fired? We let Amy Schumer get away with "I Feel Pretty," more offensive and dangerous for society than any Tweet she's ever made. But Gay Twitter comes out in defense of her saying "She can say 'faggot' because I just feel like she doesn't mean any homophobia by it. Not like that Kevin Hart guy." But then, even Kevin Hart got more defense than Roseanne. Personally, I don't think it's fair that we're willing to cry "PC Culture gone mad" when it's Gunn and Hart and Schumer and Silverman, but not Roseanne.

Then again, Roseanne was one of the ones who buried Louis C.K. for daring to ask for consensual sex. And Louis C.K. had his world destroyed too. So I dunno. I'm just pissed in general, I guess. I think back to, like, 2005. Remember Pat O'Brien from Access Hollywood? Remember when he got drunk and left that voicemail on that woman's phone? He didn't get MeToo'd for it. It was just someone making a drunken approach, not trying to impose themselves on anyone or subvert anyone's will, just a man who liked a woman. And because of that, it went away shortly. We all laughed at him, obviously, because he made a drunken idiot of himself on the phone. I think around 2008 it was still okay to laugh at it. They laughed about it on "I Love the New Millennium," which aired in June of 2008. Today? Because he's a man in pursuit of a woman, this would be harassment. This would be him disregarding her feelings as a woman. Somehow. This would be "The Patriarchy" rearing its ugly head because we'll all be damned if co-workers are allowed to hook up.

I don't know what changed. Was it the Obama administration? Was it because Twitter got big? 10 years ago seems like a different universe. Sometimes I wonder what 10 years from now will look like. But now's not the time to look forward to 2030. This blog is about looking forward, at the furthest, to the 20s.
 
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"Basically Chad Now" or "XXX Marks the Spot 5: Dead Men Get No Tail"

TL;DR:
WYATT surprised me with a text last night, asking about my Spring Break trip. I haven't gone yet, but he seems to be really interested. And I feel like a guy that good, I should honor him by taking the trip. But I wonder if it'll be worth it. I wonder if it'll pale in comparison to PCB. WYATT tells me what made PCB was that there was nudity, substance abuse, people splayed out in the streets, and no cops to be found. So if I can just experience that, I will have truly lived. I don't know if it's in South Padre, but it appears to be in Rosarita. Where ever the fun is, I feel like I should go to South Padre because I told WYATT that I would. WYATT seems interested and I don't wanna make a liar of myself. More than that, I wanna be cool like WYATT is.

Last night I got a surprise text from "WYATT." Cool guy that he was, he asked if I had booked my Spring Break trip yet. I tell him no, it'll have to be next week. And I'm like "Aw man, I'm probably gonna miss all of the Spring Break cooch." He suggests I look up a list of Spring Break dates to see what schools will still be tappin' the keg. I tell him yeah. Because I just so happen to have a list like that. And it looks like I'd still have some good company if I left some time next week. But I says "Still, it would've been nice to be around for Texas Week." Because Texas Week is "peak South Padre," so it seems. Or at least it usually is. Texas Week is typically as lit as it is because most/all of the Texas schools take their Spring Break around that time. At the same time. On top of all the kids coming from out of state. But this year they broke the schedule up so that not everyone was on break at the same time.


Texas Week is just about winding down. It's not over yet, there's supposed to be a performance at Clayton's Beach Venue by dangerous illegal alien 21 Savage. But he was detained by border patrol. So no one knows what's gonna happen. Anyway, it's far enough down Texas Week that cops are ready to give it the grade. Their review? According to San Antonio Express News? Things didn't wind down that much, despite the breakup.


But I'm rambling. My point is, if I was to go to South Padre, Texas Week was the time I wish I could've gone. Texas Week with all the schools, ideally. And we both agree, that was the key. He muses if his wife married him for his practiced Spring Break mind. Ha! I hope so, WYATT. Maybe my worries in XXX Marks The Spot 4 were just paranoia. So... I swallow my fear and I ask him "So, you said PCB was like Sodom and Gomorrah. What exactly made it like Sodom and Gomorrah? That way when I go to South Padre, if I see the stuff in South Padre that you saw in PCB, I'll know if South Padre is the true heir to the Spring Break crown." He didn't get too personal or specific, he laid out 4 things:

  1. Drugs
  2. Tits
  3. Blacked out people everywhere
  4. No cops

Good enough. So if I go to Spring Break, and I see drugs, tits, blacked out people everywhere, and a scarcity of law enforcement, I will have had my best possible Spring Break.

You know who probably had a nice Spring Break? These two, from that thread @kobecel made.


Now, what I saw in that thread was beautifuller than hell to me. But for a lot of men this is a headache to look at. Like it is for me to see a James Gunn get away with what a Roseanne can't. So NSFW tags are in order.


What we have here is an act of public sex in broad daylight on the beach. A group of onlookers surrounds a man, laid back on some kind of... bench? As a nude woman holds onto the railings and bounces on his dick. Well, she's not entirely nude. She has on shoes. A can of Four Loko rests at her side. Now that's trash. And if South Padre Island has that? It's not even a question. I will go there no matter the cost. Problem is, that picture isn't actually from South Padre. A South Padre Spring Break Twitter re-Tweeted it, but they never claimed it was taking place at South Padre. If you go to the person who originally Tweeted it...


...this seems to have taken place on Rosarito Beach. A small resort town in Mexico. Some time around March 8th - 10th, 2019. And while South Padre is close to Mexico, it's not close to Rosarito Beach. You have to go to San Diego to get close to Rosarito Beach.

And... looking a little closer here... I don't know that this is actually an act of penetrative sex? She's naked, no doubt. But the dude doesn't seem to have taken his dick out. Still, if South Padre Island had this? No question. I'll take naked grinding. Then again... what are the odds that these are two strangers? What if it's a boyfriend and girlfriend, or husband and wife, who decided to get freak nasty and everyone cheered them on? I think that's more likely. Usually when you're somewhere and you see two people making out and the dude is fingering the chick, that's because he brought that chick there. They knew each other beforehand. And that somehow seems too tame. I prefer to imagine a place so crazy that strangers can meet up and swap STDs on the sidewalk while the cops look on helplessly like "We don't have enough handcuffs for all this!"

The pressure of making good on my big talk looms. Shortly after texting with WYATT I fell asleep. And I dreamt that he offered to go with me to South Padre Island and pay my way, because I couldn't afford it. And he wanted to be friends with me. And in my dream I kept thinking "How am I supposed to maintain a friendship with this guy? I have nothing to offer. We're gonna go down there, and I'm gonna be begging him for money and he's gonna lead me around by the hand, that's not how friendship works. Friendship is mutually beneficial. I would enjoy hanging out with him, but he's gotta enjoy hanging out with me. I have to bring something to the friendship. But I have nothing to offer." I don't have money, I don't have any kind of an interesting life to share with him, I should at least have some friends of my own to mix with his friends, right? Again, I hope it's not stalkerish, but I've been going through his Tweets, asking myself "Okay, what kind of person would I have to be to be able to kick it with this guy?" Okay... sports, specifically basketball, would be good things to be into. But that's probably a lot of history to catch up on. Maybe the creepy thing is, I called this guy as little more than a client, and now I'm overblowing the nature of our association like some lovesick cat lady panicking over where she's gonna get some Plan B because she's PRETTY SURE the neighbor kid is gonna come over this weekend and fuck her for his 18th birthday. His mom is always sending him over to trim her weeds. Surely they've grown closer over the years, right? Surely he wants this, right???

There are rules about this here, so I just wanna stress: I am not gay. Otherwise why would I be obsessing over sex with women? No, what this is about is me wondering and worrying about whether I have what it takes to have relationships with people. As in, do I bring anything to the table? What do you bring to the table? How do you sustain a friendship? What do friends do? Right now I feel like I at least owe WYATT the trip to South Padre. But man, I sure do wish, I sure do hope, that it's like Rosarita Beach.

The earliest I can go to South Padre is the night of March 22nd. If I'm doing this, I better book things soon.
 
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"Beware the Ides of March" or "Gunn Control Debate"

TL;DR:
I've been thinking about the Christchurch tragedy today. And how the terrorist invoked PewDiePie of all inspirations for what he did. And how people came out in defense of PewDiePie, saying "That terrorist does not speak for PewDiePie, don't conflate the views of the idol with the misinterpreted madness of the fan." And yet, people couldn't be bothered to say the same thing when the MAGABomber invoked Trump in his terror. In a similar story, James Gunn got his job back, Disney went back on their commitment to not tolerate what he did. Meanwhile Roseanne is still jobless because she made Tweets. A lot of hypocrisy today. I wish it were 10 years ago and all this Twitter outrage was yet to exist.


Maybe you heard it, maybe you didn't, but tragedy struck a mosque in Christchurch, New Zealand. You probably heard it because Incels.is, and the wider family of products, always has their ear to the ground when it comes to stuff like this. The count is 49. Two arrests were made.

Now, I could dickache about how unfair it is for 49 people to die, but everyone else already has. It's not a stance that's been neglected. So if I may, I wanna point out the B-story to this: The terrorist who did this invoked PewDiePie. Like, he did it for PewDiePie. As if it was something PewDiePie wanted him to do. And a small SMALL handful of outlets ran with it, saying "Remember that time PewDiePie said that anti-Semitic stuff or whatever? Now one of his fans is shooting up mosques. Is PewDiePie an influence for evil?" And he's... probably not, right? Probably not an influence for evil? So then a bunch of people take to social media to call this thinking out, saying that the terrorist does not speak for PewDiePie or represent PewDiePie and everyone is responsible for their own actions and craziness. Which is fair. But this made me think about the MAGABomber a little while ago, and how no one came to Donald Trump's defense when that happened. Complete opposite, actually. They said Trump WAS responsible for the MAGABomber. So how does that work? I don't remember Trump saying to go bomb the liberals. Why isn't that just the madness of an isolated terrorist? Why do we make the effort to separate the fan from the idol when it's PewDiePie, but not Trump? Why do we even give a damn about PewDiePie? I thought we all agreed he was an obnoxious overrated distraction for 12 year olds. Not more than, say, 5 years ago I remember that was what we all agreed on. Now everyone seems to unironically like this guy. And somehow I doubt Looksmax (or the wider family of products) can tell me what the fuck changed between then and now because mainstream entertainment isn't something anyone here really talks about. I dunno. Maybe the idiot 12 year olds grew up and are now the dominant species on the Internet?

Speaking of mainstream entertainment, James Gunn. You might remember how he lost his job as future director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 for some crass Tweets he made. And people begged Disney to give him his job back. Even the Guardians came together with a petition. They were just jokes! But Disney would not budge. Warner Bros. scooped him up and said "We don't care about the jokes you make! We almost hired Mel Gibson and he almost certainly wasn't joking! Time heals all wounds everyone's gonna forget about this in 10 years!" But Disney still wouldn't budge.

Until they finally budged. And Gunn was back on for Guardians Volume 3.


And there was much rejoicing. From some people. Others were still upset because the idea was, Gunn should stay fired because Roseanne stayed fired. She also made some offensive jokes on Twitter. It would be hypocrisy for the same people who buried Roseanne to hold up Gunn for doing the same thing. And right on cue, the people who defended Gunn in the beginning came out to say "No, it's different with Roseanne." Why? Because Gunn was just joking. So was Roseanne not joking? She said such and such black chick looked like somebody from Planet of the Apes. Why is that not a joke? People say it's a racist too. But why? Because the black chick is black. And calling a black person an "ape" or saying they look like an ape is automatically racist. Maybe you mean "ape" like a big burlish person? No, no, "ape" means "black person" now and forever. Even if you don't. So let's say Gunn and Roseanne were both joking. Well, Gunn was joking a long time ago. Roseanne made her jokes recently. So jokes are bad, but if you made them a long time ago we can forgive you. Alright then, I'd like to direct your attention to the detective work of one Nick "Third Man To Nickelodeon's Kenan & Kel" Cannon. He's pointed out how "comedians" like Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer continue to make offensive jokes on their Twitter pages. Not old jokes, current jokes. Many of them homophobic, which is a super no-no nowadays. So to echo Nick Cannon, how come they're not fired? We let Amy Schumer get away with "I Feel Pretty," more offensive and dangerous for society than any Tweet she's ever made. But Gay Twitter comes out in defense of her saying "She can say 'faggot' because I just feel like she doesn't mean any homophobia by it. Not like that Kevin Hart guy." But then, even Kevin Hart got more defense than Roseanne. Personally, I don't think it's fair that we're willing to cry "PC Culture gone mad" when it's Gunn and Hart and Schumer and Silverman, but not Roseanne.

Then again, Roseanne was one of the ones who buried Louis C.K. for daring to ask for consensual sex. And Louis C.K. had his world destroyed too. So I dunno. I'm just pissed in general, I guess. I think back to, like, 2005. Remember Pat O'Brien from Access Hollywood? Remember when he got drunk and left that voicemail on that woman's phone? He didn't get MeToo'd for it. It was just someone making a drunken approach, not trying to impose themselves on anyone or subvert anyone's will, just a man who liked a woman. And because of that, it went away shortly. We all laughed at him, obviously, because he made a drunken idiot of himself on the phone. I think around 2008 it was still okay to laugh at it. They laughed about it on "I Love the New Millennium," which aired in June of 2008. Today? Because he's a man in pursuit of a woman, this would be harassment. This would be him disregarding her feelings as a woman. Somehow. This would be "The Patriarchy" rearing its ugly head because we'll all be damned if co-workers are allowed to hook up.

I don't know what changed. Was it the Obama administration? Was it because Twitter got big? 10 years ago seems like a different universe. Sometimes I wonder what 10 years from now will look like. But now's not the time to look forward to 2030. This blog is about looking forward, at the furthest, to the 20s.
One thing that bugs me is the women & children. Yea I can see how the kids are in poor taste but women being innocent esp. The last 40 years is laughable and from what I saw the feed was full of men. I know how Muslim men dress and those weren't a bunch of broads. As far Roshashana Barr being a jobless jew is both funny haha and funny queer.
 
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One thing that bugs me is the women & children. Yea I can see how the kids are in poor taste but women being innocent esp. The last 40 years is laughable and from what I saw the feed was full of men. I know how Muslim men dress and those weren't a bunch of broads. As far Roshashana Barr being a jobless jew is both funny haha and funny queer.
Last 40 years of what?
 
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"La Filly Patrick Sunny Day" or "Leprechaunmaxxing"

TL;DR:
It's St. Patrick's Day and my thoughts are with Ireland and what will happen to it regarding Brexit. Will The Troubles start up again? Speaking of Troubles, I might not be Irish but I'm wondering if in the future I'll have to make a choice between Spring Break partying and St. Patrick's Day partying.

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Through the long generation I dream of ascending,
And users on Looksmax can say how they saw

The Red Pills of freedom in Coping Go Bragh.
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Merry Selection Sunday! ? Yes, ready your brackets, for the first day of this most hallowed season of March Madness is upon us! Ah, the holidays. Somewhere WYATT is watching the picks with his boys as they all count up their stakes.

And, it's also St. Patrick's Day! ? Speaking of which, it seems a lot of "snakes" were driven from Looksmax since I first started this log. I remember the early goings of the forum, there were zero banned people. And now look at all the once notable names struck from the record. Looking over the first page of this log, even, I see a lot of crossed out names. @Swagwaffle, @Psychonaut, @Jaded, why aren't you here with us today? Might have to pay the Ban Megathread a visit and ask. Seems the high turnover rate of Incels.is is with even Looksmax. Anyway, I'm putting the finishing touches on my look and smell before I head out to a midnight St. Patrick's Day thing. But if you're actually Irish, the looming Brexit probably means something to you and Irish pride is on your mind today. For matters of trade, Brexit will probably split your country in half with toll gates, or whatever they're being called. And the thing about Ireland is, they're still sore after The Troubles. The Irish Republican Army is still a thing, and they remember back when toll gates or whatever used to plague Ireland the first time around. They shot up and bombed those gates. And they're threatening the UK: Put those gates up again, and there'll be shootings and bombings again. 1966 will commence again! That's really something. Here in the States, yeah we have lots of crazy shooters, but Ireland has actual organized volunteer militia, ready today, to start performing terrorist/revolutionary acts. That's some ISIS-level shit. In a country like Ireland. But I'm not Irish. So what does my opinion matter?

I've been talking a lot about Spring Break because I like a rowdy time with loose thots who will touch me and let me touch them. Without me paying for it, obviously. Well, I'll pay for her drinks but... you know what I mean. Not strippers or prostitutes. But you know what? What about St. Patrick's Day? Ideally I'd like to have both, but if I was to have done Spring Break this week, I would've missed St. Patrick's Day. Because typically those are two separate holidays. Both involve revelry and drunken mistakes, but I bet you don't get very far trying to wish people a happy St. Patrick's Day in Mexico. Or near Mexico. Down South where all of the Spring Breaking happens. Inversely, I bet if you were to walk into a Sweeny's or a Daly's or an Omare's and be like "SPRING BREEAAAAAAAAAK" and then look around to see how few people are in swimsuits, you'd find that the moods kinda clash. Like I said in XXX Marks the Spot 3, there's a difference between a place that's Spring Breaky, and a place that people just happen to be when on Spring Break. You don't go to Boston or Philly or Chicago for Spring Break if you have a choice. But you do go to Boston or Philly or Chicago for St. Patrick's Day. So if I want both, I would have to go to Spring Break either before or after March 17th. Which is what I... am still thinking I'm gonna do this year. March 23rd through March 31st.

But I recently went through the STA Travel List Of 2019 Spring Break Dates. Remember how I'm scouting colleges? Trying to pick the best one for a variety of factors? I thought "Hey which of these schools has the longest Spring Break? That might be a good school to go to." Well, first of all, there are 803 schools on that list. Is that all of the colleges/universities in the United States? I don't know. Which of the listed schools has the longest Spring Break? Well, unless that's a typo, that would be Alfred University, from March 3rd to March 17th. At least for this year. Runners up are the Berkeley Colleges in Midtown Manhattan, Lower Manhattan, and New Jersey. So go to one of those schools? Well maybe, but then I used my brain. If I'm going to a school for a long Spring Break, why not just... not go to school? When I go to school, if I think of "Spring Break" as a moment or opportunity that only exists in school, Spring Break only happens four or so times, and then I graduate. Then "Spring Break" doesn't happen anymore. But if I don't enroll in a school and just live at a Spring Break locale, Spring Break happens every year for the rest of my life. If Spring Break is the focal point of my ascension strategy, I don't need to enroll in a school and it's smarter to just not enroll. Live at the locale. INSTEAD what I should do is focus on when most schools will be having Spring Break. So I know when my Spring Break locale, whichever I choose, will be the most teeming with crazies. For 2019...

150 schools start their Spring Break on March 2nd and end it on March 10th.

181 schools start their Spring Break on March 16th and end it on March 24th.

A fucking paltry 77 schools hold theirs on March 23rd to March 31st. AKA, the only time I can afford to show up. Along with one going from March 24th to 31st, and one going from March 25th to 29th. 12 schools start theirs on March 30th, just in time for me to basically miss them. :feelsree: 79 - 91 schools, at most, can I ball with. Provided they all go to South Padre.

But a staggering 328 schools have agreed in 2019 on the date of March 9th to March 17th. The de facto date. The closest thing to the TRUE Spring Break we have. AKA, when Texas Week happens. Condolences to Texas State University. And Universities of Texas at Austin and El Paso. And me. And every other school who had to settle for sloppy Spring Break seconds after everyone else fucked all over it.

But March 9th to 17th? In order for me to somehow have Spring Break and St. Patrick's Day, I would have to leave the morning of my last Spring Break day to where ever the St. Paddy's party is. That's kind of a stretch, isn't it? So, would I then have to make a choice between the two? Or can Spring Break and St. Patrick's Day coexist as part of a two holiday megaseason? Kinda like how Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's are united as part of a larger holiday season? It's not up to me. This is the world's decision to make. Irish whiskey and Mexican tequila must come together and understand that they both want to achieve the same thing, and only together can they truly make the dream work. I don't think it'll be this year. Maybe next year. As for me? This year, best I can hope for is trying to spread 77 schools over 2 square miles of island.
 
FrothySolutions

FrothySolutions

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"Character Creation" or "Stucky Crack Fix"

TL;DR:
I haven't slept since 6:30 AM yesterday, I went to that St. Patrick's Night thing and nothing really came of it. People seemed to think I was upset. I wasn't upset, but I was sleepy. But people coming up to me that night and bothering me about how I'm not cheerful enough reminds me of how it's apparently oh so sexist to tell women to smile more. Fair enough, so it's sexist to say this to a man, right? Why is no one advocating for the men who are told this? I'm a man who gets told this and no one's fighting for me like women are being fought for. I also wonder, what did I expect from that night? What kind of relationships with women do I expect? Normally a man is taller than a woman, and that sets up the character dynamics between them. So I look into what the character dynamics would be between a short person like myself, and any potential woman I could ever be with because they're all taller than me. While I'm on the subject of who I am as a person, I can't shake the concern that I have no hobbies. I thought I might really be into movies, but noticing how I don't seem to be as excited about the new Avengers trailer as everyone else, maybe I don't like it as much as I think. I need something that I can get as excited about as the rest of the fanbase. I have no posters on my wall, I need something I would buy posters for. And novelty shirts. But I own nothing that expresses my tastes. Because I can't decide on what expresses my tastes. I thought I had a thing going with my dream stove, but I don't think I do. Maybe because I don't really know what my tastes are. Maybe I'm not excited about things because I need to de-stress. Maybe I'm not excited about things because I'm not surrounded by enough people to hype me up. Or maybe I just need to relax and let myself gravitate toward what excites me.

I'm so sleepy I can barely function. I got no sleep, I've been up for... God, I can barely count. 39 hours, at least? St. Paddy's Night was a bust. Not unlike that time I went to that Halloween fetish party last year.



People would come up to me and ask me if I was okay, and that I looked "not okay." And that I should get into things more because it's St. Patrick's Day or whatever. Of the women that spoke to me, I wasn't able to turn whatever interest or concern they had for me into a hookup. So a fat ass of good that did me. Also, I wasn't okay. I was sleepy. And I think I was the only one. I don't understand it, there were people there older than I was, so it's not my age. But everyone looked fine while I was the only one struggling to stay afloat. Was everyone but me on drugs or something?

Personally, I don't mind being approached by people, even if it doesn't turn into sex with girls. I could use the attention. But what I hate is the double standard for when a man is approached by someone vs. when a woman is approached by someone. Looksmax (and its family of forums) probably doesn't really keep tabs on mainstream stuff, but there's this Captain Marvel movie, right? It's a self-professed "feminist piece." Self-professed. So you're not "jumping to conclusions" when that last scene felt a little "on the nose" about something you can't quite place. And it references the microaggression of men, only men, telling women, only women, to "smile more." Because the world is black and white like that. You've probably heard this talked about before, or joked about before. Stop me if you've heard this one, old-fashioned sexist senator walks into a session and tells his female peer "You'd be a lot prettier if you smiled more." But hold on, thinks I, women aren't the only ones being told to smile more, and men aren't the only ones doing the approaching and telling. Captain Marvel isn't even the only superhero to be told to smile more. Remember how we all bitched about Superman not smiling enough? Then Joss Whedon got his mid-2000s randomcore fanfic hands on him and turned him into another one of his cartoon characters by Justice League? Surely if it's not cool for Captain Marvel, it's not cool for Supes either, right? If it's not cool for women on the street, it's not cool for me at the bus stop, right? So why is this still talked about like it's men harassing women and nothing else? Why are men so underrepresented here? Why are we not all part of the dialogue? Why are we not all being fought for?

This isn't a new concern with me, this has been bugging me for a while. So I took it to Purple Pill Debate.


People told Superman to smile more, and that was considered a valid concern. No one said it was sexist. So can't people have valid concerns when telling Captain Marvel to smile more? Or a female senator/page? Or me? Or you? But the response came back "There's almost never a good reason to tell me to smile if I don't want to. I don't need to smile more." Okay then, so I don't need to smile more either, right? Nor Superman? We agree that it's sexist? And so somebody needs to start telling late night monologue jokes about bad women telling good men to smile more? But the response came back "They're telling YOU to smile for good reasons. It's acceptable to ask you to smile in that context. They're telling ME to smile for bad reasons. They want me to be pretty. They want you to be happy. Wanting people to be pretty is selfish. Wanting people to be happy is generous. And if you're at a party, you should smile." First of all, does this mean if I approach a woman at a party and suggest she smile, that's NOT harassment? Because I would go as far to say no, I could not get away with that. Not like people get away with it with me. Second of all, where are these people getting this assumption of their intentions? If there IS a potentially generous intent behind wanting someone to smile more, how do they know that the smile requesting man on the street doesn't mean well? Furthermore, if there's a bad intent behind wanting someone to smile more, what makes these people think men aren't subject to that? What makes these people think I'm not subject to that? O ugly brethren, if you can hear me. How "generous" is it for people to want you to smile more or whatever because your face looks threatening? How is that so removed from "Smile more, it'll make you pretty and that will please me?" How is "Smile more/look less threatening, your ethnicity/cranial structure/etc. is not pleasing to me and you should do something to make me more comfortable around you" not equally unfair? Some people go on to say "Yeah but men don't have it NEAR as bad as women have it! Men don't get judged for their looks like women do!" Ugly brethren, let me ask you. How often do you feel like you're judged for your looks? How often do you feel like people are off put by your not smiling or generally looking scowly and on edge? Therein lies the cinnamon core of the bullshit. This thinking that men just don't have it bad enough for their concerns to matter like women's concerns matter. We don't get an empowerment movement telling us not to be held back by women. We don't get a Dove commercial. We don't get any late night monologue jokes raising us up at the expense of women in society, or their toxic, fragile femininity. Because everyone just decided we don't have it bad enough. Everyone just assumed men don't suffer too. That we're just looking for a way to become victims. That "Men have enough stuff."

Fellas. Make me a promise. If anyone is dissatisfied with the way you look, whether they're intimidated by you or think they're complimenting you, do NOT let that shit go. If women don't have to let it go, you're owed the same bitchiness. Being judged for your looks is being judged for your looks, no matter what that judgement is. Maybe you don't get it verbally because you're so intimidating that people give you a wide berth. But if the sexism here is that we're judging women for their looks, judging someone, a man, for looking intimidating, is the same as judging him for his looks. Or, if I can frame it a little more polemic-wise, as offensive as it is to say "That woman should smile more, I don't like stern women," it is JUST as offensive to think "That black man should smile more, I'm afraid of him because of my prejudices." Even if you don't say it to him directly out of fear. Or maybe he's not black. Maybe he's white, but still scary looking. Keep this to heart, and maybe someday we'll get an empowerment campaign.

Because I probably can't be trusted to keep it to heart. If a group of women had headhunted me at that pub last night and said "We're looking for guys to invite to the afterparty, but you need to smile!?" I would've shown them every tooth, batted every lash, and called off work the next day. If social justice is for everyone I shouldn't have to convince the warriors to fight for me. But nothing like that happened last night. But then again, what did I expect to come of that night? What "potential" do I have? What are my options for being with someone? I've come to a fun way of thinking about that...

Lemme just be honest with ya, I don't know what's soy and what's based and what's just fine. So I'm gonna come right out and say it: I've been looking at TV Tropes. Why? Because I'm a small guy. I'm 5 foot 5. And of all the things I don't like about my body, of all the things about me that make me feel insecure, my height is second only to my age. Wait, no, me being bald is pretty up there. And lemme just be real, I'm good at coping. Did you see that thread about Chuando Tan?


He's older than I am but looks like a college student. Imagine, walking the sands of South Padre looking like that but actually being over 50 years old. How could anyone tell the difference between you and any other kid? So I hear stories like that and think "Well maybe there's something I can eat, some fitness regimen I can undertake to boymaxx." So maybe age isn't as high up on the insecurity food chain as I think. But then, I can't really boymaxx being as bald as I am. My height might help, but even if I can somehow de-age, it's gonna take a lot of broccoli to grow this hair back. But wait, did you hear about that new hair regrowth treatment?


Only side effect so far is that your eyes turn red. So if baldness and other rigors of old age aren't a factor, that just leaves being short as my most major hurdle. And I probably need to be short to take advantage of the boymaxxing tactic. But even if I did grow the hair back... what if it's genetics? Those Far East Asians, like @SeiGun said, maybe the Fountain of Youth isn't in Florida. Maybe it's the fish, I hear they're culturally strict about diet over there. I dunno. Look, between being short, bald, and old, I don't know which depresses me more. Facts of the matter are, Dove won't be making any commercials for me any time soon. Men apparently can't suffer from insecurity. Men can't suffer from feeling like they don't have value as people. Women don't make men feel insecure or like they don't have value, it's the other way around. It's a patriarchy where only women are put upon and men don't have any standards to live up to. Women don't hold men to physical standards. Women don't judge men by their looks and other superficial characteristics that men shouldn't, or in most cases can't change. Men have enough representation. Men have enough advocacy. Men have enough commercials. Men have enough stuff. Men are living in paradise and any man who complains about feeling underrepresented is just trying to make himself into a victim and men can't be victims of anything. That's why we make fun of voting mothers who stick up for their sons. That's why commercials for women say "Love your body and screw the world for not loving your body too," but commercials for men say "Everything sucks and it's your fault, man. How dare you find that woman attractive? How dare you approach her? You should see her as a person, not a woman! You don't see women approaching men, do you? Only men approach women."

I think that's pretty much all I had to say about that. Anyway, if I'm ever gonna be with a woman, she's not gonna be my height. Overwhelming odds suggest she's probably gonna be taller than me. What kind of relationship would that be though? What are the "character dynamics" of each person in the relationship? Take a relationship where the guy is taller than the girl. The tropes of that kind of relationship are clear; they're the perks that these lucky women brag about. Feeling protected in his big strong arms. He's the protector, she's the protected. Wearing his clothes that are too big for you, to feel his embrace when he's gone. Breathe deep of his scent. Resting your head on his chest. Popping up on your feet to kiss him. That's not just my machismo talking, I'm not the one who said these were things a man needed to be. Women said these things first. But what dynamics exist when the man is short and the woman is tall? Enter what TV Tropes calls the "Tiny Guy, Huge Girl" trope.


A list of examples where a Wolverine was shacked up with a She-Hulk. Now, you might be thinking "This is stupid, you're looking at examples from fiction to gauge how your real reality is supposed to play out." But the whole reason we have these tropes, the whole reason characters are written a certain way, is because of our societal stereotypes and expectations. The very real standards of society inform these tropes. Short men are written a certain way because that's how writers, in reality, see short men. So this page tells me which "roles" I can play in life as a turbomanlet. I went through them all, and it seems my options are to either boymaxx and be a pretty boy, drink deep of the soy and be a milquetoast, dwarfmaxx and be gruff and manly, although short, like Wolverine, or somehow pull off a miracle a la Tyrion Lannister and bed lots of whores while being the ugliest man in Westeros. I can get ahead using my brain, my smart aleck wit, my Napoleonesque insecurities, or just being really strong. As far as women, my only option is to get bodied by a Glamazon. Because that's the dynamic she automatically assumes being bigger than me. Maybe she likes me because I'm cute, in the way that a child is cute. And she can make all sorts of funny snarks and quips about how short I am. Head pats are in my future, if I find a woman who likes me.

Now, critics will probably say "You're ignoring all of the examples on the page where the man just happened to be shorter than the woman, but it didn't inform their character dynamics. The man was short, the woman was tall, but there was no irony implied in the relationship. She wasn't the dominatrix fatale to his greasy pervert worm. He wasn't the henpecked husband to her manipulative browbeating rolling pin brandishing Lady Macbeth. He wasn't the subhuman who managed to pull off the impossible. She wasn't the thuggish troll to his bookish halfling. They were just people who happened to be different heights. And what's with you clinging to stereotypes anyway? You just got done complaining about the stereotype that the only victims are women and the only microaggravators are men. If it's unfair to assume that the suffering man isn't out there somewhere, isn't it unfair to assume that all women prefer tallboys, and the ones that don't only like stubby boys because they want someone to lean over smugly?" That's true. I'm sure they're out there, the women who don't subscribe to these stereotypes. There's all kinds of people out there. But there are also women out there who DO subscribe to these stereotypes. These character dynamics exist. Maybe they aren't good, but if there wasn't something implied by the short guy/tall girl pairing, why is there something implied by the short girl/tall guy pairing? Society establishes standards about everything. That's why pandas are cute and blobfish are not. Why sharks are scary and blobfish are not. Why blobfish are ugly and most other animals are not.

Critics might then say "So superficial people exist in the world. Racist people exist in the world. Why put up with their racism? Why not find someone who sees past the superficial and likes you even though you're short?" First of all, I'm glad you think that superficiality is bad, maybe you could fight for me against the standards women hold me to like you fight for women and the standards men hold them to. Second, I want the superficial. What are these nonconformist women and I supposed to do together? Love each other for our minds? That's not what I want. I want to like and be liked for physical reasons. So to be told "Looks aren't important to me, I see past your looks and like you as a person" is dissatisfying. I'm not looking for anyone to admire as a person. I'm looking for someone to get turn't with. WYATT gets to do both, I bet. Which is fine! But I need to be liked for my body. Enjoy my mind, have at it, but if there isn't a physical attraction, I don't want in. So do I settle for being liked as a midget? That's physical. But lemme ask the women this: Would they settle for being liked as a fat chick? I mean, would you want to be liked because of how fat you are? Some women do. Some women play to the fat fetish thing. Hell, some men play to the small dick fetish thing. But is this good? How many normal women out there would do this? I don't wanna be the short guy for the same reason a lot of women out there don't wanna be the fat chick. Or, as I opened with, the taller-than-her-man chick. Maybe I'm wrong for not wanting to be short. Maybe these women are wrong for not wanting to be tall. Maybe these women are wrong for not appreciating being fat. But I sure wish people gave my plight as much thought as a woman's plight. If a woman is upset with how lanky she is or how round she is, society rushes to her side and says "This is The Patriarchy's fault! She only needs to look a certain way because The Patriarchy won't let her get ahead in life without looking that way!" And if she says "No, this is a self-esteem issue, I just feel un-pretty" then society says "Then what we need to do is affirm what Real Beauty® is! We need to teach the world that you're beautiful as you are! And we'll start by teaching you." Maybe I'm dysmorphic from the ground up. But the most help I can get is standard treatment. My dysmorphia isn't fought as a men's issue brought about by the unfair standards put on me by women at St. Paddy's Night. Maybe I don't smile because I'm self-conscious about how I look when I smile. I'd like to look the way they want me to, but maybe the social justice movement should come to my defense and tell these women no, I have the right to not smile, and start asking women to be more mindful of what they say to men. Lest they microaggress me.

While I'm on the subject of my potential soylency, the final Avengers: The Last Avengers trailer debuted a few days ago. I was pretty positive I was gonna see that movie, and I still am pretty positive I'm gonna see that movie, but this whole James Gunn thing, man, and this double standard about who can be asked to smile? It's gonna bug me. It's gonna bug me that I can't fight this very well. But what am I gonna do, not watch it? I tend to see most movies. Seeing new movies is kind of one my hobbies. Or at least I like to think it is. Something's becoming increasingly obvious as I see all the reaction and fallout from the new trailer dropping: I watch a lot of movies, but I don't think I actually like movies all that much?

That's bad news. Because I've been struggling for a long time now being able to answer the question "What do you like to do for fun?" Sounds like a simple question, but when I think about it, I realize I don't do much of anything. My co-workers tend to ask me "Anything new with you? Any plans for the weekend?" And there's just nothing. I don't "do" anything. How is that possible? What have I been doing all my life? Nothing??? The fact that I'm devoid of a personality is a problem on its own, but this is mostly a problem because I need to be able to answer that question if I wanna talk to girls and then have sex with them.Some might say "No you don't, she can't talk with your cock in her mouth." But how are we supposed to interact? Even if our relationship is strictly business, calling me in like a plumber, I show up, I lay pipe, and then I move on to the next client no pleasantries or nothin', we have to first establish that relationship. And in order to establish that relationship we need to talk, and in order to talk we need to be able to talk about something. If I can brag for a split second, I think I'm a pretty good listener. If other people wanna talk to me, ask me stuff, I think I could do that. Because I'm letting them lead the conversation. But if they ever say "So tell me about yourself" then it's ogre. I have no "self" to tell them about. And I've run into this problem before, on Tinder. Back when Anselm the Incelfish got matches. So many profiles are filled with "This is my hobby and that's my hobby and I'm looking for someone to do this hobby with me! ?" They wanna go out and do stuff, at least at first. So I gotta be able to go out and do stuff with them, and have a good time doing it. But if I'm not into that thing, how can I? Say I meet a woman who wants to go to concerts. I say sure, let's go see whatever band you wanna see. We go, I stand around, she does whatever people who like concerts do at concerts. I'm assuming it's "stand around." Because I didn't enjoy myself, that affects her time. We didn't have a good time. And that's the last I'll ever see of her. I need to have some kind of personality to offer. Or maybe "personality" is the wrong word. I dunno. But it's a lot like if I was to ever be friends with WYATT. If I'm making friends, with benefits or without, what I need to be able to do is do whatever friends do with friends. And whatever that is, all I know right now is that that I'm not capable of much aside from sleeping.

And so, back when I was doing Tinder, I was racking my brain, swiping and just finding myself unable to make anything happen in person with any of these women. Well, no matter what nothing could happen in person, because Anselm is an Incelfish. But I'm looking for a woman who, if I wasn't Incelfishing, I could've done something with. And one of the women said, in their profile, that she was looking for someone to watch the next Avengers movie with. And that reminded me, oh yeah, I watch a lot of movies, don't I? Movies, that's a thing I could talk about, that's a thing I could do with people, go see movies. I can do that with friends, I can do that with potential dates, yes, chalk up "Movies" as one of my hobbies. So I'm pretty sure movies are my thing. But then this Avengers trailer drops. And everybody get haipu. All the usual YouTube critics are putting up their trailer review videos and everyone on social media is like...


And don't get me wrong, Cap's "jump on a grenade" level of heroic is a quality I admire. But I don't get excited like other people do. I see that in the trailer and my reaction is "Ah, this movie's gonna be fun." While everyone else is like "nooOOOOOO ASKJIHSLDASK STEVE WHAT ARE YOU DOING IM SCREAMING?!?!!?!???!!?!??!?!!!??" If I really did like this movie, I should be excited like everyone else. And if I don't like this movie, but still wanna say I like movies, I should be excited about some kind of movie, right? Or angry about a bad one? But I'm just not that invested or insightful as the REAL fans and the REAL critics of cinema. People who are really into movies. Bird Box. I saw Bird Box. And I didn't know it was bad until other people told me it was bad. Me? I was just happy to have something to watch. But if I was somebody who was really invested in cinema, I probably would've reacted to it more. But I didn't react. It was something moderately interesting to watch. Like just about every movie I've ever seen. If I was a real fan of movies, I would've known that Bird Box was bad and would've had some observations to make about that. But I watch this, and I don't even know what "bad" to look for. It's "just a movie" to me. And that's more or less how all movies are to me. If I had to list all of my potential reactions to a movie from best to worst, they'd probably be something like...

Had Moments I'm Definitely Gonna Rewatch On YouTube
Something To Watch
Boring
Made Me Angry For Some Reason


I'm rarely, if ever, truly moved by a movie. If not movies, I need something to get excited about, or angry about. That's what normal people have, right? Things they get excited about? Wasn't I excited a while ago about buying a new stove? I guess I was, picking out a stove that was truly "me," but now I'm just about totally committed to spending what money I could save for a new stove on South Padre. Say you asked me to envision what kind of kitchen I would invite friends/women over to see, I couldn't answer that for you. Same as how I can't answer what I like to do for fun.

My walls have no posters. I have no decor anywhere around my house. I don't have any of the things normal people have to express themselves or their interests. People tend to put things up on their walls or around their house as a reflection of their personality or hobbies or style. Have you heard of this Boomer/Zoomer/Doomer thing? If you haven't, it's this meme or whatever going around that started on 4chan's /fit/ board. A "Boomer" is basically anyone too old to be into the current trends. A "Zoomer" is someone who is young enough to be into the current trends. The "Z" in Zoomer stands for "Generation Z." And a Doomer is just a depressed person. Dispenser of The Blackpill. I think the Doomer belongs either to its own meme universe, or as the foil to the Bloomer. A happy, positive person who rejects The Blackpill. He takes pleasure in leisure. He believes in joy. He Enjoys What He Does. But disregarding the Bloomer, you typically get these Zoomer/Boomer/Doomer memes like these.



A house with an upstairs/attic for the Zoomer, a downstairs for the Boomer, and a basement for the Doomer. And the decor, the music, etc, it all reflects the style and personality of each "character." And the fun is looking at the Zoomer and Boomer and Doomer (and oftentimes Bloomer) in the memes they're featured in, comparing and contrasting them, and seeing which one fits you. But I look at this and I'm like "I'm old, but I don't really identify with the Boomer. I don't have any hobbies and I can't think of anything I would put on my walls." I can't decide on what kinds of clothes I like to wear, so I don't have a style of clothing either. My desktop background? Black and blank. I couldn't decide on a background that was "me" so made it black and blank. Ideally I'd like a background, theme, and hardware that all fits my personality just like my clothes should fit my personality. I'd like a whole kitted out battlestation that really speaks to who I am. But I'm kinda like a non-person. Or if I am a person, I haven't figured out who I am. So I wouldn't know what color shirt to wear or whether or not to get a rainbow light-up keyboard or what kind of stove to get.

Maybe I don't get hyped for things like other people get hyped for things because of stress? Maybe I need to get my house in order before I can truly take pleasure in leisure. Maybe I'd have a better time of it if I didn't have a perpetual to-do list. To just come home one day, and have nothing to worry about. No looming obligation, no "TV Dinner" before me. No "TV Dinner" moment, I mean. Like I talked about in "Who Will Wind The Clock While I Am Gone?" Or maybe other people get more hyped is because other people have... other people to get hyped with. I mean, people Tweeting, they Tweet because they have people who read their Tweets, they're part of a community of fans that interacts, right? Maybe if these people were lonelier, they wouldn't be as excitable when it comes to Captain Steve "America" Rogers. And the issue of me not having posters on my wall or a swanky battlestation or smooth duds that speak to my personality, I think the reason I don't have these things, again, is because no one's gonna see them. Why do I need posters on my walls if no one's gonna see my walls? If I was a video game fan, would I buy a shelf full of physical copies of games, and Amiibos, and retro game consoles, and put on a shirt that matches the game I'm about to play? Not unless I was a Twitcher or a YouTuber or someone I was regularly showing off my gamesmanship to. Because that's all decoration for a film set. It's not natural. If no one's gonna see me? All I need is a console, the game, and the input to play it. I don't need a shirt themed after the game, I don't need a poster, I don't need anything that only matters if someone sees it. And I think this "No one's gonna see it" ethic has permeated my life. My clothes, for instance. People obviously are gonna see my clothes. But who are these people? Co-workers? People on the street? Am I trying to impress them? No, I have no reason to dress up for them. No one that matters will see my fancy video game shirt. Or shirt from my favorite YouTube channel, or whatever. You dress up as a social gesture. But if you have no social life, it doesn't matter what you wear. Long as you're covering all of the parts you need to cover.

But if I was to live a life where I dressed up and had a battlestation and my friends/some people out in the world actually saw it, I'd like to know what I'd wear. And what my battlestation would look like. I'd like to know what styles are "me." But I've just never been able to figure it out. I guess it started back during my childhood. I asked myself "What's my favorite color?" And I put a lot of thought into it. Thought about what each color represented. What I needed out of a color. When I was a kid there were a lot of team-based action shows on TV, where each character had a broad personality and that influenced the importance of me picking the right color. Way I saw it, each color was like a member in the colossal team that was the collection of all the colors. And I had to pick the one that was me so that, by proxy, I knew which Thundercat I was or which Ninja Turtle I was. Maybe I'm so borderline anhedonic because I haven't found myself? Like I talked about in "What Type of Mage are You?" Knowing myself is probably key. And maybe I've arrested my own development by deliberating and pondering over which doughnut I should pick, instead of just picking a doughnut and learning from experience. Maybe I should let myself just gravitate towards what calls me. Maybe if I just wait, something will come to me that excites me. My dad is big into that "Law of Attraction" stuff. Going with the flow of the universe. But then, my dad's example is maybe not one to follow. He's too mellow. And what I want is to be excited about something. I wanna be excited to get to do something. I wanna be heartbroken when I don't get to do something. And right now, I'm more or less stable. And if there's anything to take away from my ramblings here, it's that I'm bored by stability.
 
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Fuck the cuck fathers for sending these girls to THOT indoctrination class. A lot are whores when they go but theres a few who are not, but they leave as one. Men's sense of duty to a woman is his weakness, a woman's is her need to fit in.
 
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Fuck the cuck fathers for sending these girls to THOT indoctrination class. A lot are whores when they go but theres a few who are not, but they leave as one. Men's sense of duty to a woman is his weakness, a woman's is her need to fit in.
You don't want any Alpha Omicron Pie?
 
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I think most people around here wouldn't either. But damn, if that's not livin', what is???
I dont think you understand. I'm not saying no based off principle. These thots boasting about sucking a lot of cock turns me off.
 
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I dont think you understand. I'm not saying no based off principle. These thots boasting about sucking a lot of cock turns me off.
I know, you and probably most of Looksmax and Incels.is are genuinely disgusted by this, but... if not this, what would you rather have? In your idealest of ideals?
 
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so longgggggg, your posts are so longggggg
 
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I know, you and probably most of Looksmax and Incels.is are genuinely disgusted by this, but... if not this, what would you rather have? In your idealest of ideals?
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The most ideal thing would be to have a women care about me with a passion. I dont need a super model. One day I hope a woman looks at me like this but we know that wont happen.
 
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The most ideal thing would be to have a women care about me with a passion. I dont need a super model. One day I hope a woman looks at me like this but we know that wont happen.
A good dream to have. Probably the only sustainable kind of life, in the long run. This is what the mature man wants out of life.

But I'm not a man!!! I'm a BOY!!! I'm Sam Kinison breaking out of his evangelist past life, I wanna try it all!!! And I'll probably die like Kinison did. Of my vices. If I'm ever lucky enough that the vices will choose me.

so longgggggg, your posts are so longggggg
But I have so many thoughts! Where should I put them all?
 
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"Spring Cleaning" or "Mellow Ranger"

TL;DR:
Today is Purim, AKA Jewish Halloween. But it's also "the start of spring" according to the astronomic/astrological calendar. Which I disagree with. But I do consider it spring now, and I find myself kickstarted by spring's presence to tackle some tasks I meant to do. One of those tasks was clearing out my closet. And in it I found a bunch of old notes that I saved from my childhood. Character sheets for "original characters" that I dreamt up for shows I watched and stuff. I discuss the self-auditing process that comes with envisioning yourself as an original character. Also, there's this cashier that I see semi-frequently at McDonald's, and every time I see her I have a beard. But today I shaved it, and she seemed noticeably less happy. Does this mean dwarfmaxxing is the answer? In addition to cleaning my closet and cleaning the hair off of my face, I decided to tackle this stove situation and I've decided/discovered that hot plates are a suitable replacement. I only ever wanted the full stove for the mood it represented. I wanted the cozy feel for cold weather but now that the weather is warm, I'm in the mood for other things. But notice, I only ever get "in the mood" for things. I don't get "excited" for things. I seem to be a mellow person. Probably because of my digit ratio. Do you know about digit ratio? There are no threads for it here, but there's plenty on Lookism. And I learned that I have a high digit ratio. Which means I'm full of estrogen and have woman hands. Suddenly a lot of things are making sense. I think I should take action, if I can.

New page? 60 posts per page, I think it is, so #61 should take us to a fresh new page. I wanna thank the people who came by and posted so we could get to the next page and away from the older posts that were stretching the page. Now we can start fresh, on a page where all of the entries are spoiler tagged. Nice, organized, convenient, not stretched out and hogging browser memory.

It's the Vernal Equinox. Or as most people call it, the start of spring. I don't necessarily consider this the start of spring though. From an astronomical/astrological standpoint, sure. But functionally? No. I go by the calendar that society goes by. Like the start of summer. Some might say it's the Summer Solstice. But that's backwards, and for a few reasons. They picked that day because it's "the longest day." When the Northern Hemisphere is tilted the most towards the sun or whatever. The logic behind that is "All of those other days before the Summer Solstice weren't long enough or hot enough to count as summer. It only starts being summer when the day gets THIS long and THIS hot." Problem with that is, after the Summer Solstice the Earth starts to tip in the other direction, making the long, slow trek towards autumn. It's not like the days get longer or hotter after the Summer Solstice, or that they even stay the same. They start getting shorter and colder. As short and as cold as the days BEFORE the Solstice that we, for some reason, didn't consider long and hot enough to be summer. So how does that make sense? How is the 14th not hot/long enough to be summer because it's not as hot/long as the 21st, but the 28th IS hot/long enough to be summer even though the 28th is just as far from the 21st as the 14th is? Summer Solstice isn't the beginning of summer. Summer Solstice is the beginning of the end of summer. That's what I say! And it's what society says too. You know when we actually consider it summer? Memorial Day. At the LATEST.

But you get my point. It's not even summer right now. It's spring. And I feel myself coming out of a thaw. Not "excited," but I'm coming out of hibernation. Or maybe it's the long sleep I took last night. I'm getting organized, I'm tackling stuff I meant to do. I was cleaning out my closet, right? And I found all these old notes and sheets from way back when. Because I tend to never throw anything away. These are over 30 years old, they are. Talk about "Character Creation," I used to come up with original characters for shows and stuff I enjoyed back when I was a kid. Whatever happened to that part of me? Know what I think happened? I think it went away after I started watching less TV. Because I would watch TV and I would think to myself "What would I say in these scenarios that I see on TV? If I was in that group and that thing just now was said, what would 'my character' say? Between Sadie Mae & Googie, how is Shaggy pulling so much slay? Isn't he supposed to be a loser? Man, if that had been me?" I understand this is kind of a no-no in the creative community. Kind of a no-no. The mark of self-indulgent Mary Sues, Sonic the Hedgehog kink deviants, and Randy Stair. I guess what I'm saying is, Chad doesn't do this. But how about you? Did you ever do this? I don't mean "Did you put work into it" either. I mean entertain the notion of you, somehow, reaching out and touching the worlds of the shows you watch or the books you read or the games you play. For me, it involved a lot of thinking about who I am and what my style is. Let's take Power Rangers, for instance. I didn't watch very much of it because it was a little after my time, but say I wanted to be a Power Ranger. I'd need to ask myself "What would my Zord be?" What Zord would represent me? I'd probably need some kind of animal. But what animal is "me?" And then when I figure out what my animal is, if I wanna make a character for some other show that depends on having an animal token represent you, I'm ready to go. Like Animorphs. Which I never saw. But if I knew what my Power Rangers Zord was, I probably knew what my Animorphs go-to morph would be. And if I really liked that animal, I could incorporate it into my style and home decor. Or let's try something newer. There's a lot of anime nowadays set in schools, right? Say you went to one of those schools. How would you fit in? Where would you be when that group of girls who hangs back before or after class gets to gossiping about whatever? And maybe I'm mistaken, but these these school animes are rarely every just about school. Something plotwise tends to happen. There used to be this one anime, for instance. Code Geass. @Extra Chromosome knows what I'm talking about, right? I only caught glimpses of it in and out when it was on Adult Swim, but I'm pretty sure it was a school anime too. But the twist was, it was a school anime set in an alternate future where the British Empire never falls and just keeps colonizing everything, including Japan. And one of the kids at the school is part of the British royal family, who also becomes a magic terrorist who frees Japan from it's silent but dignified suffering at the hands of the big bad white people. Or some shit. What if you were a student at that school? Would you have magic? Because the guy wasn't the only one with magic. So your character can have magic too, I guess. Say you're kickin' it on the quad at your school in British Occupied Japan when all of a sudden a big knight-shaped robot zips down the street and an explosion goes off out of sight. What are you doing? Are you on the phone with your mom asking her to come pick you up? I don't know if that's from one of the episodes, but it sounds like it would be. Would you get involved with the dream of liberating Japan? Would you stand with crown and country and go goon squad on the rebels? @Extra Chromosome could probably tell you more about the show. But if you don't know the show, ask yourself this: What fantasy roleplay class would you have? How about that? Or what job would you have on an interstellar cruiser/space station? Have you ever asked yourself that?

Speaking of reflections of your inner self, know what else today is? Purim. Spring brings a bevy of Judeo-Christian spring festivals, and Purim is the spookiest. "Jewish Halloween" they call it.

Oh wait! I forgot about Mardi Gras! That was earlier this month! That's another "Judeo-Christian spring festival." Part of the Shrovetide. But it's also a time of heathenism. Like Spring Break and St. Patrick's Day. I forgot to factor Mardi Gras into that. So now I gotta ask, how could I have Mardi Gras, Spring Break, and St. Patrick's Day? Well, it's not always held so close to Spring Break, but this year it was. March 5th. So, if I was equipped to take advantage of Spring Break, what I could've done was stopped at Mardi Gras in New Orleans in the middle. On my way to South Padre. A la Ramblin' Man.

Okay but anyway, Purim. We're in the midst of a lot of holidays like these, hence why all of the megachurch parking lots have been packed to the rim in my area. But Purim is special. Jewish Halloween. And a full moon rises over it this year. In the spirit of Purim, I wore a new face today. As in, I shaved my beard. I haven't really had the strength to shave my beard recently, I've been so sleepy/busy with stuff. But I was finally able to make time to shave. Here's the thing though. It being the early goings of spring, it's still kinda brisk outside, especially in the morning. And when you're walking around outside in brisk air, your nose starts to run. So I like to stop by this McDonald's to grab some napkins to blow my nose. And usually when I go in there there's this cashier who greets me very cheerfully. Visibly charmed to see me, and charming me as a result. But today I go in, face shaved? Doesn't seem that happy to see me. Did I turn her off by shaving? Now, critics will say the usual: Don't look too deeply into the friendliness of cashiers. Being friendly is their job, they're not trying to do sex on you. And I'm not saying she is. But people's moods affect how they act. It is possible and likely for a cashier, whatever their job, to be genuinely pleased by one customer, but struggling to put on the face for another customer. You say being friendly is her job? Okay, so why did she choose to not be friendly today? No cashier is 100% all the time. Something affected her. Question is, was it the truth of my unshaven face that she now has to live with for the rest of her life? We'll see next time I see her, I guess. Maybe she was just having a bad start to her day. Maybe the well oiled McDonald's machine was giving her issues that morning. Or maybe she was sleepy. If she's still unhappy to see me, we know what the truth is. But then, even if she is chipper next time, does that necessarily mean my face didn't affect her? If being chipper is her job, she has to get back in the game, right? She can't let the horror of my unshaven face keep her down. My unshaven face took her by surprise. It disappointed her. But she shook it off and powered through, because that's what going to work is all about. Moral of that story? I think I know which direction I should go on the Manlet Character Dynamic spectrum I was talking about in "Character Creation." Beard. Probably should go in the bearded direction. The "Dwarfmaxxing" direction.

Speaking of it being spring, and speaking of tackling obligations, I'm looking into making moves on this stove. And I've been thinking, I really needed that stove mostly in winter, right? Now it's spring. Now it's starting to warm up. And my mood is shifting towards "light" and "cool." When I had it in my head that I was gonna get a whole new stove, it was the mood of the season talking. I wanted a stove because I wanted the warmth and coziness it represented. I was thinking of warm kitchens in harvest golds, avocado greens, and burnt oranges. It was the setting I wanted. But now I don't want that setting. So now I'm not really feeling this potential new stove. What am I feeling? This thing.


I used to think hot plates were for poor people, like me. A temporary mid-step towards getting a real stove. But apparently hot plates/induction burners are what sophisticated kitchens are using now. And in the future. It's less cozy classical, and it doesn't solve the problem of what these kitchens are gonna do when they need to bake something, but as the weather warms I'm not in the mood for baking. I'll cross the baking bridge later. If I need to allocate money elsewhere, I can safely do that for now without worrying about the stove/oven. I already have hot plates, and hot plates are apparently good enough for upscale restaurants if all I need is a stove component. Yeah, their hot plates are a little fancier than mine. A little fancier. But the takeaway here is that hot plates as a concept are now in vogue. Or maybe I'm just saying this because I want an excuse to not save money for a stove. So I can use it to go to South Padre. "Oh, a stove would be a waste of money! I have a hot plate! So if I have this money, why not spend it on South Padre?" But it's true, I've taken on new tastes for spring. In the cold weather you could've tempted me with evocative words like "hearty" and "wholesome." And my mind would go to hearty and wholesome bowls of oatmeal or something. Ahhhhhh. Hot chocolate. Ahhhhhh. Warm cider. Ahhhhhh. Y'know, I'm starting to realize something. I get "in the mood" for things, but I don't get "excited" for things. And that's a problem for me. Because I did say in the last post that I wanted to get "excited" about stuff. Am I excited about South Padre? If I couldn't go, would I be upset, or would I just shrug at it? Hm. I must really want this, otherwise I wouldn't make excuses for money to go. Skipping buying a new stove so I can go. But when you take a season people like, other people have much more vibrant reactions to them than I do. Me, I'm like "Ahhhhhh, fall." Or "Ahhhhhh, winter." And so are lots of other people. But lots of OTHER other people are like "AAAAAAH!!! FALL!!!" Or "AAAAAAH!!! WINTER!!!" Whooping excited to see it's here. But me, I'm about as excited to see these seasons as I am excited to take a nap. It's not "excitement." It's "mellow." I'm "mellow." And some would say "mellow" is good and happy and content. But I don't wanna be mellow. I wanna be moved by something out of my mellow zone. In a good way! I want to "sow wild oats" as my mother puts it. And maybe South Padre will be that opportunity?

Speaking of thrill seeking, fresh starts, and breaking out of cold weather doldrums to tackle obligations, I decided to make an account over on Lookism.net. Why? Because I need to get as many ratings on my collection of boomer men as possible.


I wanted decile ratings for each of those men. I did get some kinds of ratings from the people in that thread, but nothing decile. So maybe Lookism will give me better luck? The only reason I'm even trying Lookism is because Reddit won't let me ask for ratings on pictures that aren't of me. So I'm hoping Lookism will be less bitch about it than Reddit. But I need to rack up 50 posts before I can post a thread with images. And that's pretty bitch. But while I was over there I heard them talking about "digit ratio."


I first heard about digit ratio on a show called "Manswers," back when a show called "Manswers" could exist. And they basically advised that men have a much greater difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than women do. As a result of testosterone exposure in the womb. And that's how you keep a look out for trans people in case they don't wanna be totally upfront with you. Now, the way I understand it, you do NOT look at your hand and see whether your ring finger sticks up more than your index finger. Because that might just be knuckle placement. What you do is you measure each finger individually, from the crease. I did that with both of my hands. And on BOTH of my hands, my index finger is actually longer than my ring finger. I have woman hands. And any women who watched Manswers those many years ago will probably remember that episode and think "Oh jeez, how's she supposed to fuck me without a dick?" And the news only gets worse for me. My girl hands basically consign me to girl traits. "Personality traits correlated with digit ratio, higher being more feminized" says Wikipedia. Now it all makes sense. Why I'm so not-manly. Why my dick is so small and such. Why I'm so soft. I was born this way. Does this count as a birth defect for a man? Because maybe I can qualify for hormone therapy. This shouldn't be, should it? Clipped my stride somethin' really really real. Now I don't know if I even wanna go back and get those boomer ratings. Maybe this explains why the cashier wasn't happy to see me today. My noticeable dip in masculinity threw her off. Maybe this explains why I'm such a mellow person too. If I had man hands, I might get hyped for things easier. Men with man hands apparently are easier to provoke. But me? I just want oatmeal on a cold day. And hot plates on a warm day. Do I even belong in South Padre? Maybe there's a twerking contest I can enter. :feelswah: This hasn't been a very good Purim.
 
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What looksmaxing have you actually done? Are you bald?
 
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Code geass is the best anime tbh btw.

Sure it is in a school setting like in most animes, but that is only to appeal to that demographic. School kids who have no power and social status would drool at the sight of a mastermind student rebelling against a global empire and his parents.
 
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Code geass is the best anime tbh btw.

Sure it is in a school setting like in most animes, but that is only to appeal to that demographic. School kids who have no power and social status would drool at the sight of a mastermind student rebelling against a global empire and his parents.
Okay so you've seen the show. Say you went to that school as the events of the series went down. Where are you? What are you doing?

What looksmaxing have you actually done? Are you bald?
I am...

:feelsgood: Bald
:feelsmage: Old
:exited: Short
:feelsokman: Dickleted



I don't have very many looksmaxxing options. But I am interested in that RU58841 stuff to reversemy hair loss.


Right now though, I'd rather wait for someone else to try it. This could cause scalp cancer or something years down the line.

But also? I'm probably low testosterone. Looking at my fingers. Did you hear about this digit ratio stuff?
 
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Okay so you've seen the show. Say you went to that school as the events of the series went down. Where are you? What are you doing?
I would hop into the fray.
Never settle for a mediocre life.
 
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Jseus that's alot of text. You're not too old to looksmax but you're too old to go to college and not stand out.

I am...

:feelsgood: Bald
:feelsmage: Old
:exited: Short
:feelsokman: Dickleted
Not looking good. Get on some testosterone, do PE, and maybe you can betabux or fuck fat divorced roasties. Pretty grim but that's what you get for rotting for so long.
 
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Jseus that's alot of text. You're not too old to looksmax but you're too old to go to college and not stand out.



Not looking good. Get on some testosterone, do PE, and maybe you can betabux or fuck fat divorced roasties. Pretty grim but that's what you get for rotting for so long.
When should I have started?

I would hop into the fray.
Never settle for a mediocre life.
On the side of the Empire, or the side of the terrorists?
 
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When should I have started?
Started looksmaxxing?

Straight out of the womb ideally, but mid 20's would have worked in terms of going to college and partying. But now that's long gone. Just make the best with what you have. Get on testosterone asap.
 
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Started looksmaxxing?

Straight out of the womb ideally, but mid 20's would have worked in terms of going to college and partying. But now that's long gone. Just make the best with what you have. Get on testosterone asap.
Mid-20s I wasn't bald yet, so I didn't have that to worry about. Nothing I could've done about my dick, nothing I could've done about my height, and I also wasn't old yet.
 

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