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tips? No "chad only" stuff please, if arvid can get a lay so can i

btw i want to have sex so i can see if it feels better than jerking off
 
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ched only
 
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You cant because you are ugly
 
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same. Guys help us get laid

I'm more gl than him tho
 
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thsi forum is a joke
 
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Escortcel max
 
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Insta and tinder bro
 
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@ArvidGustavsson yikes
 
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Just try to get into parties, try to smash with girls who are drunk, try to simp to get a Highschool gf. The more you try, the higher chances you succeed but at the end, especially in your age, social status and looks are the only thing that can get you laid.
 
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Just try to get into parties, try to smash with girls who are drunk, try to simp to get a Highschool gf. The more you try, the higher chances you succeed but at the end, especially in your age, social status and looks are the only thing that can get you laid.
Im treucel tbh but I think I can still get laid, look at eggy/londonville
 
What about when ur ugly short and fat
You said "If arvid can get laid so can i"
Thats what i did you just have to show up and treat her bad.
 
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tips? No "chad only" stuff please, if arvid can get a lay so can i

btw i want to have sex so i can see if it feels better than jerking off
Ma Nigga just make 2-3 pics of your face and install tinder etc. Whats so hard?
 
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What about when ur ugly short and fat
Listen you dumb kid, if you ever want to succeed in life, you have to give your everything. Nobody is gonna help u out. Yes, life is unfair and some are born to win but that doesn't change anything for u. U should try to make the best out of it. If you are ugly, fat etc. work hard every day every night to change your situation, If you start now, you will have success in your 20s.

Fucking girls is a numbers game, sometimes thing workout, sometimes not, Looks and social status only increase your chances but they dont make your dating success entirely predictable. Sometimes you fuck girls you wouldn't believe you could and sometimes you get rejected by ugly girls. Thats just life.
 
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Honestly,
Option 1: you go out in nightclub, party and bar but it's quite dead due to covid.
Option 2: social network maxxing.
Option 3: Escortcelling.
Option 4: Rape
 
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Listen you dumb kid, if you ever want to succeed in life, you have to give your everything. Nobody is gonna help u out. Yes, life is unfair and some are born to win but that doesn't change anything for u. U should try to make the best out of it. If you are ugly, fat etc. work hard every day every night to change your situation, If you start now, you will have success in your 20s.

Fucking girls is a numbers game, sometimes thing workout, sometimes not, Looks and social status only increase your chances but they dont make your dating success entirely predictable. Sometimes you fuck girls you wouldn't believe you could and sometimes you get rejected by ugly girls. Thats just life.
dnr
 
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Listen you dumb kid, if you ever want to succeed in life, you have to give your everything. Nobody is gonna help u out. Yes, life is unfair and some are born to win but that doesn't change anything for u. U should try to make the best out of it. If you are ugly, fat etc. work hard every day every night to change your situation, If you start now, you will have success in your 20s.

Fucking girls is a numbers game, sometimes thing workout, sometimes not, Looks and social status only increase your chances but they dont make your dating success entirely predictable. Sometimes you fuck girls you wouldn't believe you could and sometimes you get rejected by ugly girls. Thats just life.
ok thanks REDPILL DATING STRATEGY
 
Step 1 doesnt work

Underage
You just have to add a girl and she'll start talking to you. Then just find a way to meet. Now i just write "Can i come to u now" or "When can i come" but its not the same as the first time tbh and it was more awkvard when we first met
 
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Honestly,
Option 1: you go out in nightclub, party and bar but it's quite dead due to covid.
Option 2: social network maxxing.
Option 3: Escortcelling.
Option 4: Rape
1 and 2 could work. 4 is probably off limits due to the risks.
 
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Nigga pussy isn’t always better than jacking off I’ll tell you that right now. Instagram and Snapchat flirt, go to parties, also try yubo.
 
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tips? No "chad only" stuff please, if arvid can get a lay so can i

btw i want to have sex so i can see if it feels better than jerking off
Dude, you're only 12. Sex can wait, masturbate.
 
You just have to add a girl and she'll start talking to you. Then just find a way to meet. Now i just write "Can i come to u now" or "When can i come" but its not the same as the first time tbh and it was more awkvard when we first met

I cant believe ur getting these bitches while i read BOOKS arvid

jfl
 
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Nigga pussy isn’t always better than jacking off I’ll tell you that right now. Instagram and Snapchat flirt, go to parties, also try yubo.
ded srs? whats the point of pussy then
 
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I cant believe ur getting these bitches while i read BOOKS arvid

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She like put her legs togheter when we fucked last night so i came in literarly 5 minutes jfl after i had lasted 2 hours 2 days before fucking over for me jfl so embarrasing.
 
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ded srs? whats the point of pussy then
It’s the fact that you’re fucking a girl and the connection. The feeling it self isn’t always that good. Depending on the girl. Pussy is still good I’m just saying not all pussy is good...
 
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Then why did you say you're 26?
wanted to seem cooler
She like put her legs togheter when we fucked last night so i came in literarly 5 minutes jfl after i had lasted 2 hours 2 days before fucking over for me jfl so embarrasing.
should i Jack off on the day i fuck a girl or nofap?
 
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She like put her legs togheter when we fucked last night so i came in literarly 5 minutes jfl after i had lasted 2 hours 2 days before fucking over for me jfl so embarrasing.
Lol ahahahaha wtf
 
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should i Jack off on the day i fuck a girl or nofap?
I jacked off yesterday at lunch time and it was the day i fucked up so hard so i dont think so. I hadnt fapped for 2 days on friday and before that jack off i hadnt for a week. Idk man tbh i went from a sex god to a failure real quick.
 
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You just have to add a girl and she'll start talking to you. Then just find a way to meet. Now i just write "Can i come to u now" or "When can i come" but its not the same as the first time tbh and it was more awkvard when we first met

leigt big butt stacy tbh

probably a slut considering her clothes tho
 
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Lol ahahahaha wtf
its not as rare as you'd think my friends said they've had similar experiences.

If the girl is ugly and lose it would never happen but she's too hot and tight its bad.
 
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I jacked off yesterday at lunch time and it was the day i fucked up so hard so i dont think so. I hadnt fapped for 2 days on friday and before that jack off i hadnt for a week. Idk man tbh i went from a sex god to a failure real quick.
r u back in shcool?
 
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I cant believe ur getting these bitches while i read BOOKS arvid

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She's not virgin but she's not a slut either. She had a 1 year ltr before me and she's never smoked or been drunk even.
 
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She like put her legs togheter when we fucked last night so i came in literarly 5 minutes jfl after i had lasted 2 hours 2 days before fucking over for me jfl so embarrasing.
my condolences to you
 
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my condolences to you
Jfl i was looking real good but i was literarly standing there naked in her room with nut on my dick while she went to get paper bcuz i had like pe so she couldnt swallow it like last time or anything it just happened
 
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