YOU ARE NOT EVEN TRYING TBH

[maxmendietta]

You are not even trying -

If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)

Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.

Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.

Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.

Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.

Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.

Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.

Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.

Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.

Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).

Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.

Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.

Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.

Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.

Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.

Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.

Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.

edit: @Linoob
[
You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
]

 

[Looksmax305]

True

 

[forwardgrowth]

amen

 

[Deleted member 4612]

yeah I know brah, I'm a lazy fuck. Incel trait #2

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Good thread

 

[Deleted member 4612]

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Are you even doing half these things consistently yourself

 

[maxmendietta]

Are you even doing half these things consistently yourself

NO SON. THIS THREAD IS JUST ANOTHER REFLECTION OF MY LAZY GIGA - ROTTING ASS.

ARE U MIRIN SON?

 

[nastynas]

perfect thread good job

 

[Deusmaximus]

Good luck doing all of these things at 5‘6, or as a boneless recessed smallface.

 

[maxmendietta]

Good luck doing all of these things at 5‘6, or as a boneless recessed smallface.

Natural selection son. Most of the people here are dead avg or slightly below. Truecels are genetic dead ends and that's a fact. Evolution taking place.

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

NO SON. THIS THREAD IS JUST ANOTHER REFLECTION OF MY LAZY GIGA - ROTTING ASS.

ARE U MIRIN SON?

Yeah

i Legit planned and plan on doing all that before like a strict routine

have done none of it consistently.

 

[Linoob]

That feel when you're already doing about 90%,

Good post OP.

You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing

And obviously any and all necessary surgeries that will ascend you further, but the above are all essential softmaxes.

 

[Mediocre Normalfag]

You left out the most important thing of all.

Spoiler

Praying to Gandy

Now kys phaggot.

 

[maxmendietta]

You left out the most important thing of all.

Spoiler

Praying to Gandy

Now kys phaggot.

wheezin
Shit thread

 

[Lars]

That feel when you're already doing about 90%,

Good post OP.

You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing

And obviously any and all necessary surgeries that will ascend you further, but the above are all essential softmaxes.

How would you tan Just the sun or a faketan?

 

[mouthbreatheraf]

If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)

Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.

Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.

Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.

Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.

Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.

Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.

Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.

Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.

Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).

Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.

Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.

Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.

Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.

Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.

Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.

Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.

edit: @Linoob
[
You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing

DON'T HAVE MONEY FOR NONE OF THIS SHIT. IT'S TRULY OVER.

 

[Linoob]

How would you tan Just the sun or a faketan?

I use MT2 and Aussie sun.

 

[GoMadAndSTFU]

-having surgery if you have big failos
-rope if its over

 

[PubertyMaxxer]

You are not even trying -

If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)

Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.

Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.

Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.

Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.

Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.

Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.

Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.

Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.

Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).

Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.

Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.

Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.

Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.

Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.

Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.

Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.

edit: @Linoob
[
You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
]

I do almost all of them

 

[Nrrr15]

Thread too long I forgot how to read

 

[IWantToMax]

I do 90% of them and more everyday tbh

 

[Soontm]

True

is that you in your avi? Are you natty?

 

[Deleted member 4612]

I do 90% of them and more everyday tbh

mogs me

 

[Deleted member 2661]

All of this softmaxxing =0.5 psl gain

 

[Deleted member 2352]

IM TRYING SO FUCKING HARD .
I TRY SO HARD TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING BUT IM A FUCKING LOSER.

I ROT THE WHOLE DAY AWAY THINKING ABOUT MY BODY AND GROOMING AND MY FLAWS .
GONNA FUCKING DIE.
I SPEND ALL MY MONEY IN SKIN PRODUCTS.
HAIR PRODUCTS.
SHAVING PRODUCTS
SUPPLEMENNT
GYM MEMBERSHIP
FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO FUCKING RTARDED THERE IS NO ESCAPEOEOEEEOEOOOOEOEE

 

[maxmendietta]

IM TRYING SO FUCKING HARD .
I TRY SO HARD TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING BUT IM A FUCKING LOSER.

I ROT THE WHOLE DAY AWAY THINKING ABOUT MY BODY AND GROOMING AND MY FLAWS .
GONNA FUCKING DIE.
I SPEND ALL MY MONEY IN SKIN PRODUCTS.
HAIR PRODUCTS.
SHAVING PRODUCTS
SUPPLEMENNT
GYM MEMBERSHIP
FUCK FUCK FUCK IM SO FUCKING RTARDED THERE IS NO ESCAPEOEOEEEOEOOOOEOEE

 

[Deleted member 2756]

I use MT2 and Aussie sun.

same bruh

it's good shit

 

[puppymaxer]

meanwhile a chad doesnt do any of the above and still mogs us looksmaxers

 

[Barbarossa_]

Solid thread bro

meanwhile a chad doesnt do any of the above and still mogs us looksmaxers

Then kys cuz you weren't born a Chad and you will never be even with surgery

 

[MoroccanGoku]

You are not even trying -

If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)

Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.

Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.

Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.

Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.

Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.

Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.

Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.

Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.

Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).

Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.

Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.

Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.

Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.

Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.

Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.

Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.

edit: @Linoob
[
You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
]

Ascension or death bro

 

[alligatordude]

is that u in ur avi

 

[maxmendietta]

is that u in ur avi

yes

 

[Seth Walsh]

same bruh

it's good shit

I wish I could order some Aussie Sun over here. Can buy all the MT2 I want but without good sun there's no point

 

[Deleted member 4464]

shieet actually legit thread op wasnt a faggot today

 

[Alexanderr]

You’re right. Time to go all in.

 

[majindoom]

You are not even trying -

If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)

Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.

Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.

Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.

Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.

Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.

Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.

Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.

Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.

Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).

Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.

Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.

Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.

Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.

Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.

Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.

Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.

edit: @Linoob
[
You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
]

thanks my lazy ass needed to hear this

 

[Deleted member 275]

Good topic. Doing about half the things of that list, means I am not trying hard enough yet.

 

[hoodmaxxnigga]

you

That feel when you're already doing about 90%,

Good post OP.

You forgot a couple:

- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
- Tanning (HUGE)
- Dermarolling / tretinoin
- Fragrancemaxing
- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing

And obviously any and all necessary surgeries that will ascend you further, but the above are all essential softmaxes.

you guys also forgot about training the masseter muscles to increase ramus length

 

[HurtfulVanity]

Good thread. I do most of this shit I have very good eyelashes but minox for eyebrows, lift, watch foods drink lots of water caffeine pill everyday for diuretic, skin routine, personality/charismamaxxx. Softmaxxx as much as you can volcel if you dont.

 

[OCDMaxxing]

> If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)
Doing

>Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.
Doing

>Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.
Doing

>Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.
Doing

>Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.
Doing

>Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.
Considering (little space at home for this).

>Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.
Doing

>Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.
No need.

>Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.
Doing

>Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).
Doing

>Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.
Diding, should do again

> Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.
Doing

>Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.
Doing

>Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.
Doing

>Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.
Doing

>Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.
Doing

>Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.
Not doing. Extremely negative
- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
Will be doing.

- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
Diding.

- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
Can't, will do HT or minoxmaxx.

- Tanning (HUGE)
Doing.

- Dermarolling / tretinoin
Meme.

- Fragrancemaxing
Doing.

- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
Doing

 

[Griffith]

> If you don't place Castor/Coconut Oil on your eyebrows and eyelashes 2 times a day and before going to sleep. (eyebrows and eyelashes can halo an avg eye area)
Doing

>Going to the gym and doing all the excercises with proper technique.
Doing

>Stretching after waking up and being wary of having good oral and spinal posture.
Doing

>Exfoliating and taking care of your skin in every way possible.
Doing

>Being mindful of what you eat to look healthy and non bloated.
Doing

>Getting an inversion table to decompress your spine and perhaps add 1 inch or more to your height.
Considering (little space at home for this).

>Maximizing your coloration with asthanaxin and beta carotene.
Doing

>Wearing contacts if you have super dark brown eyes.
No need.

>Using at least 1 lift or shoes that benefit your height greatly.
Doing

>Using any PED's (sarms if u worry about fucking up ur system if teencel) or HGH and AI, (clavicle and spine plates fuse way later than limb plates!!!).
Doing

>Meditating and using any chemicals to NTmaxx as everyone here has some grade of aspieness.
Diding, should do again

> Clothemaxxing by using clothes that fit you well and contrast and make you stand even more from the crowds of shit streetwear fashion copers.
Doing

>Doing swimming/throwing to claviclemaxx even more ded srs.
Doing

>Training neck to stop being a pencilneckcel and perhaps get an even deeper voice.
Doing

>Trying to moneymaxx every day cuz you have access to blackpill knowledge and despite being low iq you have better chances than most people at any niche you want.
Doing

>Writing down special notes about surgeries and things that can halo you or help you ascend even more.
Doing

>Develop a positive outlook on life despite the harsh nature of reality. Indeed son coping is part of humans.
Not doing. Extremely negative
- Getting a hair transplant/hair system
Will be doing.

- Straightening and whitening your shit teeth
Diding.

- Stubblemaxing (if it suits you)
Can't, will do HT or minoxmaxx.

- Tanning (HUGE)
Doing.

- Dermarolling / tretinoin
Meme.

- Fragrancemaxing
Doing.

- Natural testosterone / TRTmaxing
Doing

How is Retin-A a meme?