You think being chad is enough!?!?!? Think again you coping subhuman

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Warning: The following thread contains serious amounts of autism
Additional Warning: This is a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously, please don't quote me in your manifesto... you weirdo
Disclaimer: I have never committed a crime and this post is satire and for the purpose of entertainment.


Picture this, you've been lurking on this site for a couple of months maybe even years and after wayyy too many utterly degenerate coom sessions you've finally been able to looksmax and you're now the epitome of male aesthetics:
You:
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YOU ABSOLUTE GIGACHAD MOGGING MACHINE


Congratulations 🥳🎉🎉🎉 You've done it, you're journey ends here and now you get to enjoy the fruits of your labour...
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This is it... you've done it... all women want you, life can't get any better, right?
right!!!???
WRONG


We've seen this time and time again chads getting cucked
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"b-b-bbbut Chad... he can't get cucked muh psl... muh smv... he can turn water into wine :feelsuhh::feelsuhh::feelsuhh:" and the psl autists have a mental breakdown...

So what does this actually mean?
Some of you roomtemp IQ rotters have picked up on this and cope with there's always a bigger chad but that's not the problem you åbsolute fuckwit and you'll see what I mean.


Here's a woman's ideal life cycle:

Her father
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When she's experiencing teen love
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When she's volunteering in a third world shit hole
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When she's climbing the corporate cock... I mean ladder

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When she's at home
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Her furniture
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When she's travelling to discover herself

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When she's on her deathbed and sees the light
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Do you finally get it? They want chads not chad
Think about it why just be with Chad #1 and leave Chad #2 out

It makes no logical sense so the only rational conclusion we can come to is women want as many chads as possible

This is the final blackpill - Chad #N theory
What's greater than a gigachad?
Two gigachads and so on and so on...
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It's over for you if you're not a hivemind of gigachads sharing a unified sentience to satisfy the modern woman.







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very informative
 
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My goodness, I caged so hard when I saw the furniture part :feelshaha:... great thread btw.
 
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Mog or be mogged world.
 
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Caged 😂😂😂 great thread boyo
 
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Well done brother, miring this top tier thread.I actually physically laughed too.
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