Rate Haaland

[Jason Voorhees]

6'4

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@Heinrich Schmidt he has nigger white phenotype

 

[shizuku11111]

chad smv obv

 

[Jason Voorhees]

@cytoplasm @TUSSELEIF

 

[cytoplasm]

4 psl

 

[FaceandBBC]

4.5

 

[Jason Voorhees]

4 psl

I don't think he is as ugly as people make him out to be. He looks very robust despite having shit soft features. He probably would have good smv even without status because of his height and nordic pheno

 

[Heinrich Schmidt]

Downie/10

 

[Jason Voorhees]

4.5

Psl or /10

 

[Aero]

I don't think he is as ugly as people make him out to be. He looks very robust despite having shit soft features. He probably would have good smv even without status because of his height and nordic pheno

He also has a good physique for his height

 

[FaceandBBC]

Psl or /10

/10

 

[sub5outsider]

5.5 -10

 

[IntelligentCel]

No gear? LoL.

 

[cytoplasm]

I don't think he is as ugly as people make him out to be. He looks very robust despite having shit soft features. He probably would have good smv even without status because of his height and nordic pheno

his pheno and coloring are dogshit but yeah he's quite robust so not truly ugly. he's also low inhib so automatic chad smv in scandinavia

 

[Jason Voorhees]

No gear? LoL.

Wdym,? He took roids?

 

[flippasav]

Aboriginal or west african

 

[<6PSLcel]

6'4

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short, looks like a white abbo

 

[TechnoBoss]

Honestly doesn't look too bad. If he died his eyebrows and hair his SMV would be much higher.

Facially as of right now I'd say MTN but if you take everything into account (status, height, body/frame, potential for ascending) he could be HTN.

 

[murdah]

i look whiter than him jfl

 

[murdah]

@TechnoBoss what

 

[negawattlol]

ogre weak mtn face, htn with height and frame, chad with status

 

[Autismcel]

Ltn

 

[MaghrebGator]

Might not be GL but he has that strange kind of very unique halo that beast athletes like Alistair Overeem, Brock Lesnar or Zion Williamson possess

 

[kyrre]

He's 6'5.5, why not

 

[andy9432]

Ltn facially

 

[MaestheticMaso]

He's 6'5.5, why not

6’4 at the very best. Looks close to Logan jfl

 

[FloppaFlops]

mtn. also who stole bro's eyebrows

 

[owlofathena]

Albino

 

[whiteislandpill]

Nigga is in Clash of Clans. Only chad barbarian could achieve that

 

[wackedchives]

haaland been ghosting ngl

 

[Lirevk]

8 psl Adam

 

[i_love_roosters]

Bull