shave ur sideburns retards

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unless u have overly wide cheekbones.

everyone here always talks about not having cheekbones, having low fwhr, etc. when ur literally covering up your lateral arch of ur cheekbone with hair

trim it right above ur lateral arch thatโ€™s at least what i just did and it looks so much better.

also makes ur ramus look longer.

and yes i consider myself a retard also for not doing this sooner
 
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half of the retards have hair longer than certain women and think it looks better and u think they will shave of sideburns haha
 
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half of the retards have hair longer than certain women and think it looks better and u think they will shave of sideburns haha
medium length hair that covers top of ears if they are big, with shaved sideburns seems ideal for me
 
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unless u have overly wide cheekbones.

everyone here always talks about not having cheekbones, having low fwhr, etc. when ur literally covering up your lateral arch of ur cheekbone with hair

trim it right above ur lateral arch thatโ€™s at least what i just did and it looks so much better.

also makes ur ramus look longer.

and yes i consider myself a retard also for not doing this sooner
Also make cheekbones more defines if you cut even dark peach fuzz on the cheeks

Hows latisse on nose going
 
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Also make cheekbones more defines if you cut even dark peach fuzz on the cheeks

Hows latisse on nose going
only like 4 days in. iโ€™m doing tret, hydrocortisone and latisse in that order
 
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iโ€™m blonde so i donโ€™t think this will make much of a difference but iโ€™ll check
Shave it side ways swiping towarda your lips, follow the natural curvature of ur hollow cheeks
 
medium length hair that covers top of ears if they are big, with shaved sideburns seems ideal for me
imo some type of fade will always look better than overgrown sides and back which can sometimes look dirty and not appealing, taper is good example of a good haircut for the sides i think
 
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imo some type of fade will always look better than overgrown sides and back which can sometimes look dirty and not appealing, taper is good example of a good haircut for the sides i think
my ears are too big for a fade. they arenโ€™t like ridiculously big but they would be noticeable if i didnโ€™t cover them a bit
 
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unless u have overly wide cheekbones.

everyone here always talks about not having cheekbones,
They really mean it, bucko. If anything, hair allows you to fraud skull size and width.
 
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If you have Jew nose you should keep your sideburns because it will put less focus on your nose. :hnghn:
 
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Show a pic OP
 
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i shave sideburns despite hair going down to my shoulders
 
good advice, i always neglect my sideburns when shaving facial hair, ruins otherwise good harmony with hair
 
half of the retards have hair longer than certain women and think it looks better and u think they will shave of sideburns haha
lol so many of the ratings have that long greasy hair white boy hair
disgusting!!
 
unless u have overly wide cheekbones.

everyone here always talks about not having cheekbones, having low fwhr, etc. when ur literally covering up your lateral arch of ur cheekbone with hair

trim it right above ur lateral arch thatโ€™s at least what i just did and it looks so much better.

also makes ur ramus look longer.

and yes i consider myself a retard also for not doing this sooner
yo bhai, unrelated but do you think a palate expander at age 19 would help me with getting a wider jaw and lips ?
 
why are you saying this like its some groundbreaking advice? do most people not do this?
 
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Show a pic OP


Front:
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4AD7900B 4EB9 4511 B5A7 83BC59655FA0



Side:
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chins more pointed down in the after side profile but u get the point
 

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yo bhai, unrelated but do you think a palate expander at age 19 would help me with getting a wider jaw and lips ?
worth a shot iโ€™d say
 
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half of the retards have hair longer than certain women and think it looks better and u think they will shave of sideburns haha
This seems like a personal attack, how do you know this about me? my hair does actually mog women but i'm rocking the homeless look
 
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If you have Jew nose you should keep your sideburns because it will put less focus on your nose. :hnghn:
Also this, if you have al ong hook nose, you need facial hair imo
 
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@moreroidsmoredates thoughts on the before and afters? better, same, or worse?
Looks better, gives you a leaner appearance.

Sideburns give you that โ€œjunkyโ€ and unkept appearance and make you look more bloated if you get what I mean.

I was thinking about the same thing too lately. I have long hair now and when I looked back at pictures of me when i had shorter hair with no sideburns my ramus and cheekbones looked more pronounced. I also looked better groomed and more masculine overall.

Sideburns are an absolute no go.
 
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Looks better, gives you a leaner appearance.

Sideburns give you that โ€œjunkyโ€ and unkept appearance and make you look more bloated if you get what I mean.

I was thinking about the same thing too lately. I have long hair now and when I looked back at pictures of me when i had shorter hair with no sideburns my ramus and cheekbones looked more pronounced. I also looked better groomed and more masculine overall.

Sideburns are an absolute no go.
absolute insanity iโ€™ve been rocking medium-long length sideburns my whole life
 
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absolute insanity iโ€™ve been rocking medium-long length sideburns my whole life
Go to a ethnic barber and ask for a middle part with a midfade. That should do the trick for your hair, trust me on this one.
 
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@Michael Myers @ShawarmaFilth
thoughts on the before/after

improvement or no?
Looks better, improvement, not huge one but noticible on the sides

Good shit
 
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I did that and instantly a friend asked me why I cut it so high
 
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You wouldnโ€™t get it:trepidation:
 
@moreroidsmoredates thoughts on the before and afters? better, same, or worse?
in all honestly you could've gone a little lower, looks better after though
 
only like 4 days in. iโ€™m doing tret, hydrocortisone and latisse in that order
Tret initially causes epidermal thickening and there's no evidence that it causes fat loss or thins the skin
 
unless u have overly wide cheekbones.

everyone here always talks about not having cheekbones, having low fwhr, etc. when ur literally covering up your lateral arch of ur cheekbone with hair

trim it right above ur lateral arch thatโ€™s at least what i just did and it looks so much better.

also makes ur ramus look longer.

and yes i consider myself a retard also for not doing this sooner
Sideburns ending at the end of the antitragus mog
 
imo some type of fade will always look better than overgrown sides and back which can sometimes look dirty and not appealing, taper is good example of a good haircut for the sides i think
Ethnic haircut
 
Tret initially causes epidermal thickening and there's no evidence that it causes fat loss or thins the skin
donโ€™t care let me cope in peace maybe it will help the absorbtion of the latisse and hydrocortisone.

actuallyโ€ฆ thanks for this reply bc it gave me the idea to dermastamp my nose for better absorption of the hydrocortisone and latisse
 
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