Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.

[RichardSpencel]

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

dragon.

Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

HAHAHA

Like that's ever gonna happen.

{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

What a load of -



Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play.

 

[manlet cUnt]

Yes

 

[Deleted member 281]

Yes

 

[HorseFace]

 

[SeiGun]

the knight tryin to save her are subhuman
chad dont need to risk his life or time to get his princess

 

[mojopin]

Only shooting staaaars break tha mou-oullld

 

[Coping]

Wtf did I just read I’m high af

 

[GenericChad1444]

But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only

be broken by love's first kiss.

She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing

dragon.

Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison,

but non prevailed.

She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest

tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.

HAHAHA

Like that's ever gonna happen.

{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}

What a load of -



Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

The years start comin' and they don't stop comin'

Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'

Didn't make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

So much to do so much to see

So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey, now You're an all-star

Get your game on, go play.

I always thought it went:
She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger up her bum
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

 

[MitDenJungs]

Volcel if you wouldnt fuck Fiona

 

[dogtown]

Volcel if you wouldnt fuck Fiona

JFL you would have to be really horny for that

 

[HorseFace]

Gotta give it to my man Shrek for being the best looksmaxer the world has seen tho. From incel ogre to Chad.

 

[RichardSpencel]

Gotta give it to my man Shrek for being the best looksmaxer the world has seen tho. From incel ogre to Chad.

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He looked betterat before.
Was more masc.