If I turn 30 and I’m still a virgin, I will start escortcelling

[Michael Myers]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

 

[lilith]

big dicks are overrated

 

[shizuku11111]

how old r u now

 

[Michael Myers]

big dicks are overrated

Agreed. But only in LTRs, they’re good for ONS / escortcelling.

 

[lilith]

Agreed. But only in LTRs, they’re good for ONS / escortcelling.

go to thailand

 

[Michael Myers]

how old r u now

I’m 28.

 

[Michael Myers]

go to thailand

Why? Prostitution is legal here. Why would I want jungle monkey ladyboys when I can have European escorts?

 

[shizuku11111]

I’m 28.

thats basically 30 bro, might as well start escortmaxxing now or u will just waste 2 more years being virgin

 

[philosopher]

thats a bit too early dude

i am waiting for the euphrates river to dry up, if there isnt a mountain of gold under there i am going ER on a lot of people

 

[lilith]

Why? Prostitution is legal here. Why would I want jungle monkey ladyboys when I can have European escorts?

sorry for kink dumping. well for one expenses. secondly they are disrespectful little bitches here in eu.

 

[Michael Myers]

thats basically 30 bro, might as well start escortmaxxing now or u will just waste 2 more years being virgin

I already made up my mind. I have to be 30. I already made it through most of my 20s.

 

[Michael Myers]

thats a bit too early dude

i am waiting for the euphrates river to dry up, if there isnt a mountain of gold under there i am going ER on a lot of people

30 is early? I don’t think it is.

 

[Michael Myers]

sorry for kink dumping. well for one expenses. secondly they are disrespectful little bitches here in eu.

It’s €30 here. Or €50. Not really expensive. I get €1.300 every month so that’s 43 escorts I can spend it on.

 

[Kerbouchard]

How about.. u get some bitches on ur dick?

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

we "dwell" in our basements because foids can't take our dicks.
sad society in which social darwinism throttles the top of the ladder.

 

[IvanTheSpaceBiker]

I've thought about escortmaxxing but I know the post nut clarity would probably hit hard asf

 

[Bojack]

Just be careful for the scammers.

 

[Michael Myers]

How about.. u get some bitches on ur dick?

I’m too ugly.

 

[lilith]

It’s €30 here. Or €50. Not really expensive. I get €1.300 every month so that’s 43 escorts I can spend it on.

do you become emotionally entangled?

 

[philosopher]

30 is early? I don’t think it is.

too early to commit a big sin, if the euphrate river dries up and there isnt a significant amount of gold it basically means our religion is not true

also you might start moneymaxxing after getting a taste of escortcelling so it might be good 4 u

 

[Michael Myers]

we "dwell" in our basements because foids can't take our dicks.
sad society in which social darwinism throttles the top of the ladder.

You’re chaddam. I’m truecel.

 

[Michael Myers]

I've thought about escortmaxxing but I know the post nut clarity would probably hit hard asf

Yeah. First time is gonna overwhelm me with regret. But maybe I should take baby steps. You know, not directly doing PiV.

 

[Deleted member 72804]

It might turn out good for you and you might become better with women in some sense. I feel like sometimes we have to make these sacrifices as we are not born equal and have to do things just to not fall too far behind. I would only say If you decide to do so don't take it to heart as that will ruin you and you go toward the path of self destruction.

 

[Michael Myers]

Just be careful for the scammers.

No worries, there are no scammers here. It’s legal and there’s designated streets and even clubs and massage salons I can go to.

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

You’re chaddam. I’m truecel.

I still have a giga strict family + zina is haram

 

[Michael Myers]

do you become emotionally entangled?

Nope. I’m dead inside. And I’m asexual, but I still want to have my dick sucked at least.

 

[gooner23]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

what about pocket pussy

 

[butterworld]

Nigga I bought my first escort at 16 but I’ve had sex outside of escortcelling

 

[Michael Myers]

too early to commit a big sin, if the euphrate river dries up and there isnt a significant amount of gold it basically means our religion is not true

also you might start moneymaxxing after getting a taste of escortcelling so it might be good 4 u

I still have a giga strict family + zina is haram

I agree, it’s a very serious and major sin. But I think I would just go there to have my dick sucked. It’s not exactly zina if it’s just oral, right?

 

[Deleted member 72804]

Nigga I bought my first escort at 16

How old are you now? how did that turn out? do you still see them and you had any relationships with women?

 

[Michael Myers]

It might turn out good for you and you might become better with women in some sense. I feel like sometimes we have to make these sacrifices as we are not born equal and have to do things just to not fall too far behind. I would only say If you decide to do so don't take it to heart as that will ruin you and you go toward the path of self destruction.

For me it’s not really improving with women. It’s just I want to have my dick sucked already.

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

I agree, it’s a very serious and major sin. But I think I would just go there to have my dick sucked. It’s not exactly zina if it’s just oral, right?

sometimes your takes are giga schizo

 

[Michael Myers]

what about pocket pussy

I would just feel pathetic about it.

 

[Bojack]

No worries, there are no scammers here. It’s legal and there’s designated streets and even clubs and massage salons I can go to.

Alright, maybe I should go wherever you are then once I make enough money. Fuck this California shithole of browsing shady online dealers lol.

 

[Michael Myers]

Nigga I bought my first escort at 16 but I’ve had sex outside of escortcelling

How was it? I heard from someone else IRL that lots of guys lose to their v-cards to escorts in their mid-teens. Or at least his friends did.

 

[philosopher]

I agree, it’s a very serious and major sin. But I think I would just go there to have my dick sucked. It’s not exactly zina if it’s just oral, right?

why dont you get married through the phone by an imam and then divorce after you do the deed

i saw it in the muslim tv show i told you to watch Rami

 

[Michael Myers]

sometimes your takes are giga schizo

I mean, isn’t zina just about PiV? I don’t think getting a blowjob is the same as losing your virginity, no?

 

[Michael Myers]

Alright, maybe I should go wherever you are then once I make enough money. Fuck this California shithole of browsing shady online dealers lol.

Yep. Come to the Netherlands.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

You live in Dutchland which is close to Germany and both countries have pretty lax laws on hoes. Should’ve done it a long time ago

 

[Deleted member 72804]

For me it’s not really improving with women. It’s just I want to have my dick sucked already.

It won't feel that special especially if affection isn't true and you are still in doubt about it.

I agree, it’s a very serious and major sin. But I think I would just go there to have my dick sucked. It’s not exactly zina if it’s just oral, right?

Either go all the way or don't even start.

 

[gooner23]

I would just feel pathetic about it.

what happens if you bust in like 2 minutes with a prostitute, i can go get pussy but i found like the perfect pocket pussy and it made me so low inhib that i can talk to women no problem nowadays years ago i would've been shitting myself

 

[Michael Myers]

why dont you get married through the phone by an imam and then divorce after you do the deed

i saw it in the muslim tv show i told you to watch Rami

JFL, I don’t think that’s actually permissible. Only horny imams made it that way but I don’t believe it’s actually ok. But it beats escortcelling I guess.

 

[n9wiff]

What are you facially? LTN, MTN? And what is your height?

 

[Michael Myers]

It won't feel that special especially if affection is true and you are still in doubt about it.

Maybe it’s just a curiosity, you know?

Either go all the way or don't even start.

I think it’s a pretty big step so I would prefer to start off small, you know?

 

[noodlelover]

You live in India right?

Women don't go outside, or to bars and clubs, because of fear of being gang raped there right? That's what I see on the news.

So, how could you even meet women in India?

 

[murdah]

Jahannamaxxing

 

[Bojack]

Yep. Come to the Netherlands.

Will do man

 

[Michael Myers]

what happens if you bust in like 2 minutes with a prostitute, i can go get pussy but i found like the perfect pocket pussy and it made me so low inhib that i can talk to women no problem nowadays years ago i would've been shitting myself

I would use a pocket pussy if I wasn’t a virgin but the idea of a virgin using a pocket pussy is just sad. And if I bust in like two minutes, I can always go for round two.

 

[Michael Myers]

What are you facially? LTN, MTN? And what is your height?

I would say truecel. Or weak LTN at best. I’m 5’10”.

 

[Michael Myers]

Jahannamaxxing

I was always destined for hell. This makes no difference.