If I turn 30 and I’m still a virgin, I will start escortcelling

[n9wiff]

What are you facially? Mtn, ltn etc.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

Just arrange marriage a curry poojeeta. It’s not hard, your women like their own men, and curry foids are really not difficult to get. Just grow a beard act like a dark triad paki and she will get wet and give you lil curry kids.

I don’t get u xurrycels you lot piss me off

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Just be careful for the scammers.

how lowiqcel you have to be to get scammed on an escort site

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

whats keeping you from escortceling rn

 

[mug]

thats a bit too early dude

i am waiting for the euphrates river to dry up, if there isnt a mountain of gold under there i am going ER on a lot of people

Biblemaxxing

 

[sub5outsider]

you shouldve escortmaxx years ago

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Just have a few crafty wanks here and then and secretly relocate to some small island and spend your days fishing

 

[Michael Myers]

whats keeping you from escortceling rn

Being a muzzie.

 

[Michael Myers]

Whats ur girth bro

At least 4.61 at the base (when flaccid ). I tried a regular condom (53 mm) on while I was soft and it didn’t even slip off remotely.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Sex is gay

 

[Michael Myers]

What are you facially? Mtn, ltn etc.

Truecel, or if I would be more positive then weak LTN at best.

 

[Ricky212]

might as well start tomorrow

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

At least 4.61 at the base (when flaccid ). I tried a regular condom (53 mm) on while I was soft and it didn’t even slip off remotely.

I feel like you’re gonna get humbled whenever ur dick gets sucked

 

[Michael Myers]

Just arrange marriage a curry poojeeta. It’s not hard, your women like their own men, and curry foids are really not difficult to get. Just grow a beard act like a dark triad paki and she will get wet and give you lil curry kids.

I don’t get u xurrycels you lot piss me off

Nobody wants me.

 

[thebuffdon690]

I can’t go on like this much longer. I can’t have a big dick and not have it sucked — I will become the degenerate I always hated.

Bro we talked about this don’t go to the dark side. Allah won’t be proud

 

[Michael Myers]

how lowiqcel you have to be to get scammed on an escort site

He’s from the US where prostitution isn’t legal, so there’s lots of scammers there. Makes sense.

 

[Michael Myers]

you shouldve escortmaxx years ago

No, I feel like it should have been my last option. Hence why I’m waiting till 30.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Nobody wants me.

Cope arrange marriage to BRRRRR

 

[Michael Myers]

Just have a few crafty wanks here and then and secretly relocate to some small island and spend your days fishing

I already did four days without electricity and it was dogshit. Plus what if I crave burgers? I’m on a diet so I’ll be craving them soon.

 

[Michael Myers]

Sex is gay

It’s gross but oh well.

 

[Michael Myers]

might as well start tomorrow

Too soon; it’s gotta be the last option. That’s why I’m waiting to become a wizard first.

 

[Michael Myers]

I feel like you’re gonna get humbled whenever ur dick gets sucked

What do you mean?

 

[Michael Myers]

Bro we talked about this don’t go to the dark side. Allah won’t be proud

I’m just putting my foot there. That’s why I’ll start off with a bj.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

It’s gross but oh well.

I don’t wanna see a chicks shit hole tbh
Just head and dip
Hahahhaha

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I already did four days without electricity and it was dogshit. Plus what if I crave burgers? I’m on a diet so I’ll be craving them soon.

Yes, striking a balance between comfiness and escaping being an incel wageslave in modern society is difficult

 

[Michael Myers]

Cope arrange marriage to BRRRRR

My only options are my femcel cousins.

 

[thebuffdon690]

I’m just putting my foot there. That’s why I’ll start off with a bj.

How old are you ?

 

[Michael Myers]

I don’t wanna see a chicks shit hole tbh
Just head and dip
Hahahhaha

Exactly, that’s the plan. Just getting head, that’s all. I don’t really need the actual sex.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

What do you mean?

I feel as if you overrate your dick heavily bro

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

My only options are my femcel cousins.

Take them bro

 

[Michael Myers]

Yes, striking a balance between comfiness and escaping being an incel wageslave in modern society is difficult

I found the perfect balance actually. I’m living it now.

 

[Michael Myers]

How old are you ?

28.

 

[Michael Myers]

I feel as if you overrate your dick heavily bro

Cope. That’s funny coming from the guy with “8x6” in his user title. Seems like you’re just jealous. If anything, I always underrated it.

 

[thebuffdon690]

28.

Kissless virgin?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I found the perfect balance actually. I’m living it now.

I wanna be here one day
Just me, pondering. Not full time wageslaving

 

[Michael Myers]

Take them bro

Lol fuck off.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Cope. That’s funny coming from the guy with “8x6” in his user title. Seems like you’re just jealous. If anything, I always underrated it.

Come on bro ur dick is 7 inches with 5-5.5 inches girth wallah i’m not jealous stop coping

Infact i hope you grow to an 8x6 incher

 

[Michael Myers]

Kissless virgin?

Dateless khhv.

 

[Michael Myers]

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I wanna be here one day
Just me, pondering. Not full time wageslaving

Looks comfy but if there’s no electricity then it’s pointless.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Lol fuck off.

You’d rather be lonely forever? Rotting on forums? 0 children? Your body and sperm is deteriorating by the day.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Looks comfy but if there’s no electricity then it’s pointless.

Solar/your own energy

 

[optimisticzoomer]

My only options are my femcel cousins.

PM me. I'm interested in courting them

 

[thebuffdon690]

Dateless khhv.

BRUTAL. And I thought I had it bad at 22. What’s ur main problem is it ur looks or autism or what?

 

[Michael Myers]

Come on bro ur dick is 7 inches with 5-5.5 inches girth wallah i’m not jealous stop coping

Infact i hope you grow to an 8x6 incher

Where did you get those numbers for my girth from? They’re not accurate. My length is between 6.7 and 7.1.

I don’t want 8 x 6, I want 5.75 x 4.75 because that’s ideal.

 

[Michael Myers]

PM me. I'm interested in courting them

We can do a cousin swap.

 

[Michael Myers]

BRUTAL. And I thought I had it bad at 22. What’s ur main problem is it ur looks or autism or what?

My looks. And I wish I was 22, that’s still young. I’m almost a wizard.

 

[thebuffdon690]

My looks. And I wish I was 22, that’s still young. I’m almost a wizard.

Do u show ur face? In pms minimum?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

We can do a cousin swap.

Mine is probably BBC only.
Once I've fucked yours I'll do my part in the deal

 

[Michael Myers]

You’d rather be lonely forever? Rotting on forums? 0 children? Your body and sperm is deteriorating by the day.

Anything but a marriage to my first cousins. You wouldn’t even do that yourself if you were given the same option. At least have the decency not to be a dickwad and suggest something you would never do yourself.

 

[Michael Myers]

Do u show ur face? In pms minimum?

I don’t, no. Do you?