A BBC went ER on his crush that rejected him in my school

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I sat down in my Spanish class

I'm failing brutally so idc at this point

I hear so much noise in the hallway

I check to see what's up

People have their phones out, hallways crowded asf and my nosey ass wanted to see what was going on

I see a manlet BBC on his knee

What seems to look like a marrige proposal with a candy ring

He tried to jestermaxx and I knew that BBC had to be masculine

once I saw this

I knew what was about to go down

"Its over" i said

"Sheniqa Simmons, you are the love of my life. I cant live without you, will you accept this candy ring?"

Sheniqa was pre- homosapian as this nigger foid looked alot like a monkey

She slured her speech with broken language

"I knowwww yo ah ain't come up to me with that fufu ah shit goofy nigga"

Then the BBC smile faded

"Fufu?" He replied

"Gay ass fufu nigga" she replied

At this point I dont understand how this was gay, I understand niggers are low IQ so it's ok in my book.

The BBC I shit you not starts apeing out

"OOO AAAHH OO AHAH" the BBC said

He punches the foid and everyone goes crazy

Monkeys start screaming around me and idk what was going on

Then

My god

Everyone looks at me

Then slowly everyone turns into a snake shaped of a BBC with veins

They start tangling me screaming BBC

I said go ER

Then I woke up

 

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