a crack addicted black man wanted to watch porn on my phone

[soulless_npc]

he loads up pornhub and starts watching uncle fucking niece videos while going like "oh yea...get it...yea...hit that" and shit as if the couple in vid can hear him. when he's done watching I ask him how big his dick is and he says 9 i wonder why he isnt doing porn then

 

[Hottaco34]

 

[soulless_npc]

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I swear on my mother this happened

 

[IRL_Reject]

literally fucking heaved laughing
i want to believe you
why would you give unc ur phone to do this shit

 

[soulless_npc]

literally fucking heaved laughing
i want to believe you
why would you give unc ur phone to do this shit

kinda felt bad, he didn't have a woman or much of anything and with the drugs and shit who knows how much longer he has to live. he was like late 50s if not early 60s

 

[IRL_Reject]

kinda felt bad, he didn't have a woman or much of anything and with the drugs and shit who knows how much longer he has to live. he was like late 50s if not early 60s

I kinda believe you because every old black guy ive ever met is so shamelessly hypersexual
any time i see an old black guy and a woman with a fat ass walks by he'll be like damn she fine as hell id take that all nighttt

 

[Vermilioncore]

Was his load of cum big or small

 

[soulless_npc]

I kinda believe you because every old black guy ive ever met is so shamelessly hypersexual
any time i see an old black guy and a woman with a fat ass walks by he'll be like damn she fine as hell id take that all nighttt

yeah he was catcalling college age girls walking down the street so to de escalate that I let him watch porn it was less cringe

Was his load of cum big or small

dunno he didn't pull it out he just watched

 

[Vermilioncore]

yeah he was catcalling college age girls walking down the street lol so to de escalate that I let him watch porn it was less cringe

dunno he didn't pull it out he just watched

I wanna know if it a big nut load

 

[IRL_Reject]

yeah he was catcalling college age girls walking down the street so to de escalate that I let him watch porn it was less cringe

dunno he didn't pull it out he just watched

Hey ma you looking BYOOtiful
*stares at her ass and follows her halfway down the block*

yeah you a fine woman and you know it!

 

[soulless_npc]

Hey ma you looking BYOOtiful
*stares at her ass and follows her halfway down the block*

yeah you a fine woman and you know it!

haha didn't go that far luckily. he probably jerked off after I left

 

[Hottaco34]

I swear on my mother this happened

JFL nigga, shoulda asked him to whip his cock out and maybe suck on it as proof lol

 

[traveler]

when he's done watching I ask him how big his dick is and he says 9 i wonder why he isnt doing porn then

white brah behavior

 

[soulless_npc]

white brah behavior

it was bullshit, is the point