Best copes?

[RedKeyboard]

As title above, what are the best copes available?
More specifically, more copes for a teenager my age?
Cope list that I can think of:

The Gym (Along with everything that comes with it)

• The Physique
• The Stares
• The Rush
• The Endorphins

Drugs

• Weed
• Speed
• Addy to help you be in the zone with a ton of euphoria
• Xans/Opiods

Videogames

• World of Warcraft
• Maplestory
• Call of Duty, Team Fortress 2, MMORPG's, singleplayer etc

Stims (More Legal)

• Caffeine
• Nicotine
• Bronkaid (Ephedrine) (Now VERY hard to find in American places)

Love

• Validation
• Girlfriend/wife
• Mental effect (Dopamine, oxytocin)

Porn/Fornication (Sex with girls)

• Tinder game rush/online dating rush
• The first time (Virginity loss, the rush, etc)
• The orgasm (With a hot girl, very validating, her speaking to you sensually etc)
• Or for porn, edging for hours, all night long, until the sun shines through the window, the breeze of the morning as you bust a load strong enough to paint the roof a new color.

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[hebbewem]

Best cope is playing with stuffed animals

 

[dogtown]

Competitive sport

 

[RedKeyboard]

I forgot to add, but feel like they are pretty good.

Being social/well-liked

• People smile at you
• Feel loved, people invite you to eat/work with them, to hang out after-school/work/wherever
• Always have a buddy somewhere

Money-Maxing

• Satisfying
• Grind to the top
• Makes a lot, can use money to buy a ton of other copes
• Own apartment/house/cool stuff copes

Online Coping

• 4chan
• Reddit
• Forums
• Online chat/discord/etc.
• Make friends, etc, feel alive/loved for once.

 

[Notorious]

Love I guess. You need to get that feeling from someone your age, not your mother.

 

[Deleted member 39]

Probably the illusion of love and the gym.
Video games are by far the best cope but only if one completely isolates from the real world and dives into the virtual world which isn't that possible for most

 

[Insomniac]

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