CHICO COULD LITERALLY PLAY PETER PARKER

[redhoodreincarnate]

Just have this nigga learn english or something he looks exactly like him

 

[Jhon Smith]

Too tall to be spiderman

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

Too tall to be spiderman

Andrew garfield was like 5’11 iirc chico isnt 6’5 or something hes 6’2 unfrauded

 

[NFA PB]

GrAYcel trait

-doesnt know chico is balding, lost his collagen and has become an oldcel
-doesnt know chico speaks english

BTFO negro

 

[Octavian_Augustus]

Andrew garfield was like 5’11 iirc chico isnt 6’5 or something hes 6’2 unfrauded

He's 6'4"

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

GrAYcel trait

-doesnt know chico is balding, lost his collagen and has become an oldcel
-doesnt know chico speaks english

BTFO negro

Obviously im talking about prime chico you fucking stupid nigge im literally only using his prime photos else i would have used this

and no he doesnt speak english well enough to play peter parker his englishis that of a brazillian favela jungle nigger

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

He's 6'4"

Hes not 6’4 unfrauded hes maybe 6’3

 

[TheBrownOne]

Chico is so tall and good looking that it wouldn't make sense for him to be some loner loser nerd who just studies all day

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

Chico is so tall and good looking that it wouldn't make sense for him to be some loner loser nerd who just studies all day

You think it makes sense for this nigga to be a loner?

 

[chrisN]

@william2605 your gonna like this

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

@william2605 your gonna like this

dont tag that fucking faggot here

 

[NFA PB]

Obviously im talking about prime chico you fucking stupid nigge im literally only using his prime photos else i would have used thisView attachment 2372362and no he doesnt speak english well enough to play peter parker his englishis that of a brazillian favela jungle nigger

you literally went to his ig to check if he really aged and took the first pic you found jfl

go back to 4chan or reddit shudra dog

 

[chrisN]

dont tag that fucking faggot here

@william2605 my favourite autist get in here bhai

 

[TheBrownOne]

ou think it makes sense for this nigga to be a loner?

Chico mogs the shit out of that midgeted emo middle parter.

But yea you're right, comic book spiderman wouldn't be a loner

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

Greycel moment

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

Greycel moment

stfu

 

[ConfusedBolivian]

stfu

U dumb, chico looks like a 40year old dad now, old chico maybe could be spiderman but he is way to tall and also peter Parker was a loner not a chad 6'4 gigamigger

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

U dumb, chico looks like a 40year old dad now, old chico maybe could be spiderman but he is way to tall and also peter Parker was a loner not a chad 6'4 gigamigger

Scroll up, no way you guys are this turbo aspie no fucking shit im not talking about oldcel chico if i was i would have posted these pics

 

[gonion wanter]

chico is a 6'3 chad, even when he was age appropriate for the role it would absolutely destroy immersion because it would just look stupid seeing someone THAT attractive be the bullying victim dweeb that peterparker is

in the comics, him being gl only works because the DEFAULT in comics is chad/stacy, even the random background characters look insanely good in those comics, so in that art style someone who's gl by irl standards could still be mtn to htn compared to their 2d counterparts, and even then they still had to make him a manlet for it to work

so irl, where the average person (even amongst celebrities) is uglier than the average person in those comics, peter would need to be uglier to stay in the same percentile of looks. chico is in a top percentile facially AND heightwise, so it would just make no sense seeing a guy who brutally mogs all of his costars be the dweeb bullying victim. guys like tobey maguire and tom holland are respectively mtn and htn faced manlets so that's why guys like them are way better for the role

 

[redhoodreincarnate]

chico is a 6'3 chad, even when he was age appropriate for the role it would absolutely destroy immersion because it would just look stupid seeing someone THAT attractive be the bullying victim dweeb that peterparker is

in the comics, him being gl only works because the DEFAULT in comics is chad/stacy, even the random background characters look insanely good in those comics, so in that art style someone who's gl by irl standards could still be mtn to htn compared to their 2d counterparts, and even then they still had to make him a manlet for it to work

so irl, where the average person (even amongst celebrities) is uglier than the average person in those comics, peter would need to be uglier to stay in the same percentile of looks. chico is in a top percentile facially AND heightwise, so it would just make no sense seeing a guy who brutally mogs all of his costars be the dweeb bullying victim. guys like tobey maguire and tom holland are respectively mtn and htn faced manlets so that's why guys like them are way better for the role

Not a word

 

[gonion wanter]

Not a word

god you people are so fucking low iq

 

[Agendum]

View attachment 2372340

"Why go to the gym when its all about the pull up bar?"

 

[GalacticHero]

He played a role in prison break

 

[qwertynineofive]

View attachment 2372338View attachment 2372339Just have this nigga learn english or something he looks exactly like himView attachment 2372340View attachment 2372341

He’s not a fucking actor jfl