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Any good ideas for a side hustle to add to my current wage slave job at McDonald’s, I’m trying to start saving for rhinoplasty, otoplasty, and cheek implants then maybe double jaw surgery. (17year old male)
 
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Sell ass
 
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options trading if ur high iq
 
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Buy and resell business
 
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Record yourself while riding 10 inch dildo in your ass
 
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Get an onlyfans.
 
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Learn a skill like logo design, create a fiverr listing and sell work
 
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Just create a business from your garage like Amazon bro :soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
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Any good ideas for a side hustle to add to my current wage slave job at McDonald’s, I’m trying to start saving for rhinoplasty, otoplasty, and cheek implants then maybe double jaw surgery. (17year old male)
Dependant on location.
Offering yard scaping service orso. If can get people to do this for, likely you should be able to get 3-4 times as much as Mc donalds per worked hour
 
Cashcrop. Depending on legalities and wat not.
 
Deal? Do something illegal. More money in that
 
What's that?
Growing weed. But you're only 17. And if you don't live in a legal state I'm not gonna tell people to run that risk. I'm 19 but I was definitely retarded at your age. Kudos to you having a job though.
 
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Any good ideas for a side hustle to add to my current wage slave job at McDonald’s, I’m trying to start saving for rhinoplasty, otoplasty, and cheek implants then maybe double jaw surgery. (17year old male)
Otoplasty is not that worth it unless your ears are a total fucking joke. Results can go either way, so you might end up looking even worse after it
 
Do you trade options lol, ive never done it
yes i yolo all my money with my knowledge of the greeks based on donald trump tweets and have made 8000 so far
 
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yes i yolo all my money with my knowledge of the greeks based on donald trump tweets and have made 8000 so far
Fellow wallstreetbets aspiring autist I see. A man of culture you are sir. Very good in deed, I traded options Yoloing 2k on spy puts made me tendies then i lost everything on a dumb trade , margin call rip
the feds gone be after me
 
Fellow wallstreetbets aspiring autist I see. A man of culture you are sir. Very good in deed, I traded options Yoloing 2k on spy puts made me tendies then i lost everything on a dumb trade , margin call rip
thats me except i am a 6'6 two time quant championship winner derivatives trading md at goldman sachs
 
thats me except i am a 6'6 two time quant championship winner derivatives trading md at goldman sachs
You wish boyo🤣, you probably a 🌈 🐻
 

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