do I have the best stats on this forum (except height and weight)?

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height: 179 cm
current weight: 103 kg

PSL (face): 6.5 - 7
slaycount: 41 (a couple of mtbs, every other girl was htb+)
cock size: slightly over 8 x 6.2
norwood level: 1
internipple distance: 25 cm
nationality/race/ethnicity: native European
net worth: like 5-6 million E, not counting real estate and cars
status: a top 3 lawyer in a capital with the population of 900 k, despite only having started working 2-3 years ago

many other things going for me (genius status at uni and uni campus, on top of already enchanting looks, extreme likeability, but not at the expense of my masculinity, 99.999999th percentile verbal IQ, overall IQ measured by WAIS IV 144, I have 90% of relevant people in the city in my phone, willing to do me a favor whenever I need one [doesn't happen too often], 5 clear IOIs and 1 direct approach per leaving the house during daytime [no point in even counting situations in bars and clubs at night], published 8 papers before turning 25, and so on and on)
 
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pretty demoralizing, isn't it?
 
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@JudgeandJury do you mog him
 

YOU WILL NEVER REACH @thecel 's CHADNESS
 
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forgot to mention the most important accomplishment - being a PSL titan
 
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And Than you wake up
 
height: 179 cm
current weight: 103 kg

PSL (face): 6.5 - 7
slaycount: 41 (a couple of mtbs, every other girl was htb+)
cock size: slightly over 8 x 6.2
norwood level: 1
internipple distance: 25 cm
nationality/race/ethnicity: native European
net worth: like 5-6 million E, not counting real estate and cars
status: a top 3 lawyer in a capital with the population of 900 k, despite only having started working 2-3 years ago

many other things going for me (genius status at uni and uni campus, on top of already enchanting looks, extreme likeability, but not at the expense of my masculinity, 99.999999th percentile verbal IQ, overall IQ measured by WAIS IV 144, I have 90% of relevant people in the city in my phone, willing to do me a favor whenever I need one [doesn't happen too often], 5 clear IOIs and 1 direct approach per leaving the house during daytime [no point in even counting situations in bars and clubs at night], published 8 papers before turning 25, and so on and on)
>native European
It's okay pajeet we all believe you.
 
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Tales from the slums of the shittiest areas in Mumbai
 
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What anogenital distance?
 
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the worst part about being this superior: you can't even feel prideful about it, because success just happens when you're born with adequate genetics. i don't actually feel any of the stuff i listed are my accomplishment, it's just nature playing out

guilt/failure and reward/success are just reference points for the apes we are
 
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> good stats

> under 180cm
 
Hop off the meds you're obese
 
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yeah definitely

most people would say sean o'pry but he doesnt even register in my mind because he didnt put his brain to work with his good looks.
 
the worst part about being this superior: you can't even feel prideful about it, because success just happens when you're born with adequate genetics. i don't actually feel any of the stuff i listed are my accomplishment, it's just nature playing out

guilt/failure and reward/success are just reference points for the apes we are
why dojt you good things with your power
 
height: 179 cm
current weight: 103 kg

you are ultra fat man
 
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JFL AT THIS MIDGET FATASS

„DO I HAVE THE BEST STATS ON THIS FORUM“

179CM. STRIKE ONE

103 KG. STRIKE TWO

Hanging out on an INCEL FORUM TO BRAG DESPITE BEING SO „IMPORTANT“

STRIKE NUMBER THREE

GTFO you little wimp i would bang your wife in 2 seconds
 
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Hop off the meds you're obese

i have, but i started drinking heavily 15 months ago. 1.5-2l of wine most of the days, with binge eating that comes with it
 
post physique
 
post physique

Just the avg overweight guy. It's pretty aesthetic when i'm lean, tho

But my face does all the work
 
Just the avg overweight guy. It's pretty aesthetic when i'm lean, tho

But my face does all the work
do you still live in ur serbian shithole or nah
 
do you still live in ur serbian shithole or nah

Zagreb. Had an offer from a firm in boston, but i m fine here. 0 crime, 0 incidents
 
delusional obese deformity :forcedsmile:
 
Zagreb. Had an offer from a firm in boston, but i m fine here. 0 crime, 0 incidents
if ur a 6psl fat top 3 lawyer in zagreb why wouldnt users on this forum be able to find you easily
 
if ur a 6psl fat top 3 lawyer in zagreb why wouldnt users on this forum be able to find you easily

I m mixing true info and misleading ones when talking about myself

Also, if it gets to that (someone finding me), i'll ruin their lives
 
so ur just larping, got it

Partially, to keep my real identity a secret. My main story here is true, i m just mingling with details

Feel free to ask me legal questions if you are skeptical
 
height: 179 cm
current weight: 103 kg

PSL (face): 6.5 - 7
slaycount: 41 (a couple of mtbs, every other girl was htb+)
cock size: slightly over 8 x 6.2
norwood level: 1
internipple distance: 25 cm
nationality/race/ethnicity: native European
net worth: like 5-6 million E, not counting real estate and cars
status: a top 3 lawyer in a capital with the population of 900 k, despite only having started working 2-3 years ago

many other things going for me (genius status at uni and uni campus, on top of already enchanting looks, extreme likeability, but not at the expense of my masculinity, 99.999999th percentile verbal IQ, overall IQ measured by WAIS IV 144, I have 90% of relevant people in the city in my phone, willing to do me a favor whenever I need one [doesn't happen too often], 5 clear IOIs and 1 direct approach per leaving the house during daytime [no point in even counting situations in bars and clubs at night], published 8 papers before turning 25, and so on and on)
> claims to live the dream.
> Posts1,167 Reputation1,245

You should take your medication and go back to bed buddy.
 
> claims to live the dream.
> Posts1,167 Reputation1,245

You should take your medication and go back to bed buddy.

i have over 200k posts on PSL. doesn't exactly take hours to spam 50 shitposts here and there

you should find some other way of coping and go back to your basement, "buddy"
 
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