Emergency Oneitis Situation — Actionable Advice Needed

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I miss her so much!

What texts should I send her to pique her interest and make her desire me? Serious advice only. Relationship experts preferred.
 
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ask her if she has klinefelters

in seriousness if she’s drifting away she’s not interested bro
 
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in seriousness if she’s drifting away she’s not interested bro

Her fuckin fault then.

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Why the fuck did she not make more of an effort to try and meet up with me? She just let her interest level dwindle.

But regardless if it’s her fault, I can still do something to improve the situation. What’s the solution?
 
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Her fuckin fault then.

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Why the fuck did she not make more of an effort to try and meet up with me? She just let her interest level dwindle.
what the fuck? women are so weird bro i’m sorry, just accept it and move on

the more
time you spend on her the more your mena health will go down the gutter
 
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what the fuck? women are so weird bro i’m sorry, just accept it and move on

the more
time you spend on her the more your mena health will go down the gutter

This is the closest I’ve been to love.

I’d like to say that we’re perfect for each other, but sadly I don’t even know enough about her to make that call.
 
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This is the closest I’ve been to love.

I’d like to say that we’re perfect for each other, but sadly I don’t even know enough about her to make that call.
hm, maybe don’t let go right now but just try to do it progressively. like take longer and longer to reply and eventually she’ll just cut you off

be ready for the heartbreak
 
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Send her a dick pic before you ghost her
 
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Seriously I've been through this before if she takes hours to reply she not interested in you
 
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jews demons might have summoned the evil magic of the kaballah to curse you with negative magic

you need pagan white magic to cleanse yourself
 
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Can't you chat for a bit then ask her if she wants to meet again?
 
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Tell her your Afro Asian, the Afro parts below the waist. They won’t know you’re packing rice till they get there by that point it’s in motion.
 
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she’s the one
 
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Post her here so we can eviscerate her every flaw and make you see she's not all that. Love is blind. Let us enlighten you on the matter.
 
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hm, maybe don’t let go right now but just try to do it progressively. like take longer and longer to reply and eventually she’ll just cut you off

be ready for the heartbreak
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already more than me?
 
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hm, maybe don’t let go right now but just try to do it progressively. like take longer and longer to reply and eventually she’ll just cut you off

be ready for the heartbreak
sadly true happened to me too many times to the point where i just abandon online relationships
 
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sadly true happened to me too many times to the point where i just abandon online relationships
if it’s online it’s never gonna lead to anything jfl she has to live a fair amount near you, lol
 
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