fuck man i was a slayer when i was born tbh but now i am truecel because of jews

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I remember my birth, plοpped οut and I saw the nurse holding me (10/10 hοt pοached my eggs) sο I say hey bitch, lets get οut οf here and fuck and she just looks at my massive babycοck and is like oh yes you big dick mοtherfucker so she takes me back to her place, crazy sex, all sorts of positions, she came literally 40 times, she says it's my baby soft skin, sexing so hard and then my parents walk in and it turns out she's my stepsister, mom is so wet she is dripping like a sack of tomatoes and her placenta slips right out and she joins right in while dad cucks himself in the corner
long story short you just got to do you man do you
 
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was gonna say "tales from the basement" but this story seems legit
 
fuck them jews they did it again
 
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sgt_iron said:
I remember my birth, plοpped οut and I saw the nurse holding me (10/10 hοt pοached my eggs) sο I say hey bitch, lets get οut οf here and fuck and she just looks at my massive babycοck and is like oh yes you big dick mοtherfucker so she takes me back to her place, crazy sex, all sorts of positions, she came literally 40 times, she says it's my baby soft skin, sexing so hard and then my parents walk in and it turns out she's my stepsister, mom is so wet she is dripping like a sack of tomatoes and her placenta slips right out and she joins right in while dad cucks himself in the corner
long story short you just got to do you man do you
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Bro your still a slayer you giga mog sean o g fag
 
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sgt_iron said:
i need to cut of the face of a celebrety for using my foreskin in a facial cream

yes tbh, i facial mog gandy but i need foreskin to be gigachad
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shit thread
 
pua stories be like
 
What a worthless story. Still read the whole thing tho ngl
 
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