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Krakencel
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They hired a literal gigachad to take orders now. 6'3" massive frame, face isn't amazing but 6+, prime age, like 220 all muscle. Voice mogs me into timidity:
Beta college professor "uhh, may I... uh... have a small coffee"
Gigachad with booming voice: "Yes, any room?"
Beta: "uhhh, no thanks......."
Gigachad talking like god to moses: "Coming right up"
Fml. I need to find a new coffee shop until the high turnover rate gets this guy. It's so fucking over until then. Lol at living in SoCal where you can't go one minute without seeing some psl mog machine. I need to move to the east coast.
Beta college professor "uhh, may I... uh... have a small coffee"
Gigachad with booming voice: "Yes, any room?"
Beta: "uhhh, no thanks......."
Gigachad talking like god to moses: "Coming right up"
Fml. I need to find a new coffee shop until the high turnover rate gets this guy. It's so fucking over until then. Lol at living in SoCal where you can't go one minute without seeing some psl mog machine. I need to move to the east coast.