Groundbreaking Moneymaking Idea ~ OnlyFans Stock Market ( Funny but NOT A JOKE )

[thecel]

Purchasing stock of an OnlyFans creator gives the shareholder the ownership of a unique random portion of the creator’s streaming output.

A publicly-traded OnlyFans creator is obligated to publish new video content on a fixed interval—yearly, quarterly, monthly, biweekly, weekly, daily, and even as rapidly as hourly. Shorter publish intervals tend to result in faster stock movement.

The better and longer a creator’s videos are, the more their work is worth, so the more investors will buy their stock.

Let’s say I bought 100 shares of Belle Delphine (BDPN) stock that currently trades at $5 a share, and let’s say there’re 100,000 shares of BDPN in existence. If Belle Delphine publishes 1 hour of footage daily, my shares let me receive 3.6 seconds of her work in the form of daily dividends.

Delphine increases the quality of her videos or starts producing a higher quantity of footage (e.g. 75 minutes), so more coomers buy BDPN stock. BDPN now trades at $6 a share. I can sell my 100 shares of BDPN for $100 in profit, or I can hold to wait for the stock’s price to go up more. I hold.

Oh no. Belle Delphine is in the hospital recovering from Monobloc, so she temporarily stops publishing videos. The coomwhales sell their shares, and BDPN falls down to $2 a share. I’m confident that she’ll make it out perfectly fine, so I buy 400 more shares of BDPN at this bargain price and plan to sell when Delphine gets back in front of the camera.

Fuck. Belle Delphine dies from Monobloc complications. Her stock plummets to $0. I’ve lost $1300 from my investments.

The OnlyFans Stock Market has the potential to become a reality. PM me if you’re interested to join me and build this platform.

It’ll be so cool to enable everyone around the world to trade porn—well, not really porn itself, but the representation of ownership of future porn that has not yet been filmed.

The possibilities are limitless. The OF500 index fund contains the top 500 OnlyFans stars. The CurryCash Pajeetas ETF (Exchange-Traded Fund) tracks a selection of sexy Indian pornographic performers. Just imagine how epic the world can be if OnlyFans has a stock market!

 

[Shieda_Kayn]

What about NFT integration into onlyfans

 

[thecel]

What about NFT integration into onlyfans

and a trading platform for the OnlyFans NFTs that work like stocks

 

[thecel]

The OF500 index fund contains the top 500 OnlyFans stars.

Investors buy the OF500 and make money. Coomers buy individual females’ stocks and lose money.

While the market grows as more coomers get addicted, individual females’ contents usually depreciate in value as the females age older.

 

[thecel]

@Makhachev @Gonthar @Gladiator Calling all investocels!

 

[thecel]

@Guerrilla When a JB turns 18, she IPOs.

 

[Giorgio]

why would she do that, and not just keep the whole revenue stream to herself?

 

[Gonthar]

But you don't own Onlyfans...

 

[thecel]

But you don't own Onlyfans...

We’re gunna build a noo streamin and tradin platform

 

[anticel]

and how would that benefit the streamers? why would they sell shares to begin with

 

[ascension]

That makes no sense. When you buy the stock, the money goes to the creator and they can just take it and run. Jfl

 

[thecel]

and how would that benefit the streamers? why would they sell shares to begin with

To try to get more fame. Not-so-well-known streamers may want to “go public” to try to expand their fanbases by attracting lots of speculative investors.

Becky has a small following and wants to go big and be like Mia Khalifa, so Becky issues shares to investors who see growth potential in her. These investors attract other investors; the stock spreads through word-of-mouth—“Yo, you should buy Becky’s stock now! Its price will shoot to the moon! Don’t miss the opportunity to get rich, bro!” The stock will get pumped, and so will the size of her audience.

 

[Sleeper]

Interesting idea except you forget that it revolves around the most coddled, mentally ill, feminist demographic of whores thats ever existed. The instant they found out that this existed, and they would, the first thing they would do is leap to twitter and complain that you're raping them by not sending all of the money thats being generated to them, they dont care about how it works. Millions of simps would support them, thousands of youtubers will make countless videos about what a terrible person you are and then the government would get involved, make you pay them and then fine you extra on top of that and possibly jail you as well. Situations exactly like this have happened multiple times. Women already have total power and monopoly over the internet. Your average thot is already making money hand over fist with no effort at all, there is zero incentive for them to let anyone else get involved in any way at all.

The only way to make money out of such a situation nowadays is to make a platform and hope women flock to it and start whoring themselves and then you design rules that protect the whores all while claiming that your site doesnt actually revolve around sexual content even though thats its main export. Youtube, twitch, tiktok and onlyfans all used this formula. Any platform that actually admits to be making money off whores nowadays, which is what this idea revolves around, is immediately attacked and shut down apart from the actual porn sites of course

 

[Aypo129]

What autism does to a mf

 

[Deleted member 26633]

op just discovered the concept of stocks and shares

 

[thecel]

op just discovered the concept of stocks and shares

I’ve been losing money on RobinHood for years, man. It can be applied to OnlyFans. It SHOULD be applied to OnlyFans so the people making money from OF aren’t just hot girls but also male stock traders.