GTFIH RN Girl I’m fucking right this moment implied my dick is SMALL

[Reformed]

Boys I legit just hopped off her to make this thread.

She said ‘have you put it all in yet’, while I’m balls deep.

Then I legit froze and she saw that and tried saving the stituation by saying ‘ur so good’ or smth like that after I laid off to ‘rest’.

Lmao I legit lost my boner. Weird cus she was legit crying yesterday but she was kinda new to sex so maybe so got used to my subhuman dick already.

Holy shit, I’m just gonna rot here for now and take her home in a bit and ghost her for eternity

And for the record I’ve made previous foids cum and orgasm. Idk

 

[Reformed]

@WishIwasChico lmao

 

[Reformed]

Was this a shit test?

 

[Debetro]

Bud since when you are getting girls?

 

[Reformed]

Bud since when you are getting girls?

I’m larping dw bro

 

[Debetro]

I’m larping dw bro

Thanks. I was not believing you changed so much in so little time.

 

[Reformed]

Thanks. I was not believing you changed so much in so little time.

I did. I don’t need u to belive me u provide no value to me. As long as other slayers do and we can discuss and improve more that’s all I need from this place now

 

[Reformed]

@Debetro give me a hand gesture to do rn I’ll legit take a pic she’s sleeping or some

 

[Tenshi]

idk sounds like a larp

this or she's retarded, unless ur a fatcel she can feel ur groin if you put it all in.

 

[Reformed]

Thanks. I was not believing you changed so much in so little time.

This is as good as it gets. Muh larp

 

[News]

Sexhaver ramblings dnrd

 

[Reformed]

idk sounds like a larp

this or she's retarded, unless ur a fatcel she can feel ur groin if you put it all in.

Check above

 

[TechnoBoss]

BROOOOOOTAL

 

[Reformed]

BROOOOOOTAL

Yup imagine having a foid on ur lap and rotting here

 

[cytoplasm]

sub 7x5.5 = pack your bags

its over

 

[gookstar]

Boys I legit just hopped off her to make this thread.

She said ‘have you put it all in yet’, while I’m balls deep.

Then I legit froze and she saw that and tried saving the stituation by saying ‘ur so good’ or smth like that after I laid off to ‘rest’.

Lmao I legit lost my boner. Weird cus she was legit crying yesterday but she was kinda new to sex so maybe so got used to my subhuman dick already.

Holy shit, I’m just gonna rot here for now and take her home in a bit and ghost her for eternity

And for the record I’ve made previous foids cum and orgasm. Idk

Tales from the remote village of Samagaun

 

[Autismcel]

Was this a shit test?

Size?

 

[Reformed]

sub 7x5.5 = pack your bags

its over

6x5

According to @WishIwasChico 7,3 is the limit for most foids

Idk. I wish I was at least 6.5

 

[Reformed]

Size?

6x5 Bp

 

[gookstar]

6x5

According to @WishIwasChico 7,3 is the limit for most foids

Idk. I wish I was at least 6.5

broooo just jelq broo and edge brooo

 

[Autismcel]

6x5 Bp

That's more than enough length-wise and girth-wise.

100% a shit test

 

[Reformed]

broooo just jelq broo and edge brooo

Unironically will. Would kill for an extra 0.5 on both stats. I’d legit do it for 5 years straught idc

 

[Autismcel]

6x5

According to @WishIwasChico 7,3 is the limit for most foids

Idk. I wish I was at least 6.5

That brah is the #1 biggest larper on this forum

 

[Autismcel]

Unironically will. Would kill for an extra 0.5 on both stats. I’d legit do it for 5 years straught idc

Jelqing is dangerous bhai don't do it

 

[Tenshi]

Check above

seems like she's a big skank

idk man that never happened to me and I'm definitely on the smaller side

 

[Reformed]

That's more than enough length-wise and girth-wise.

100% a shit test

Prob cus she legit tried reverting what she said but it hit hard in the moment. Like imagine hearing that in the moment. I’m telling u insta got soft, even on cialis

 

[gookstar]

Unironically will. Would kill for an extra 0.5 on both stats. I’d legit do it for 5 years straught idc

do not let the anecdotal brainrot get to ur head lmao 6x5 is fine for most foids

 

[Luffymaxxing]

Over blud end her

 

[cytoplasm]

6x5

According to @WishIwasChico 7,3 is the limit for most foids

Idk. I wish I was at least 6.5

pemaxx or become a sigma who only cares about your own pleasure. its brutal for us dickcels (95% of men)

 

[GabachoCopium]

Boys I legit just hopped off her to make this thread.

She said ‘have you put it all in yet’, while I’m balls deep.

Then I legit froze and she saw that and tried saving the stituation by saying ‘ur so good’ or smth like that after I laid off to ‘rest’.

Lmao I legit lost my boner. Weird cus she was legit crying yesterday but she was kinda new to sex so maybe so got used to my subhuman dick already.

Holy shit, I’m just gonna rot here for now and take her home in a bit and ghost her for eternity

And for the record I’ve made previous foids cum and orgasm. Idk

used up becky tbh

 

[Autismcel]

Prob cus she legit tried reverting what she said but it hit hard in the moment. Like imagine hearing that in the moment. I’m telling u insta got soft, even on cialis

Maybe she wasn't aroused..

Did you try any sort of foreplay with her?

 

[Reformed]

pemaxx or become a sigma who only cares about your own pleasure. its brutal for us dickcels (95% of men)

Yeah tbh I should really not care I hate every form of foid anyway

Maybe she wasn't aroused..

Did you try any sort of foreplay with her?

She was and wet, bro idk she I’m telling was crying the last time (but I did have more energy). Looks like a terribly shit test. But I am dead average size

 

[Autismcel]

Yeah tbh I should really not care I hate every form of foid anyway

She was and wet, bro idk she I’m telling was crying the last time (but I did have more energy). Looks like a terribly shit test. But I am dead average size

You're above average bhai.

Her being physically turned on doesn't mean she is mentally as well, might've been a very shitty shit test and you failed it

 

[strawberrymushroom]

6x5

According to @WishIwasChico 7,3 is the limit for most foids

Idk. I wish I was at least 6.5

Over for ur ass send me $125 I’ll save u

 

[tempelcat4]

She said ‘have you put it all in yet’, while I’m balls deep.

Maybe she was afraid of you getting even deeper, think positive

 

[gooner23]

my pocket pussy has never said this wtf

 

[Salted_Salty]

my pocket pussy has never said this wtf

You sir.. have won the internet for today

 

[Debetro]

I did. I don’t need u to belive me u provide no value to me. As long as other slayers do and we can discuss and improve more that’s all I need from this place now

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This is as good as it gets. Muh larp

"u provide no value to me"

I asked you with good intentions, you were a self proclaimed virgin incel like not a long ago and now you seem to be the town slayer.

 

[TheMilkMan]

Fuck bro. Sending thoughts and prayers your way

 

[Deleted member 60051]

Thanks. I was not believing you changed so much in so little time.

He always implied he got some female attention

He’s made several threads saying shit like: “HOLY SHIT A tinder foid just sent me a nude!”

Only a matter of time before he made a slay thread

 

[Debetro]

He always implied he got some female attention

He’s made several threads of him saying shit like: “HOLY SHIT A tinder foid just sent me a nude!”

Only a matter of time before he made a slay thread

I don't know, in summer we talked a bit and he was struggling just like me. Now suddenly he is Benjamin Mendy

 

[Reformed]

I don't know, in summer we talked a bit and he was struggling just like me. Now suddenly he is Benjamin Mendy

Bruh Fym suddenly. I legit haven’t seen ur posts in months. Like if u read my posts in order u can clearly see small progressions every week

 

[Debetro]

Bruh Fym suddenly. I legit haven’t seen ur posts in months. Like if u read my posts in order u can clearly see small progressions every week

Because I barely log in and now that I did a couple of times I was surprised. You even injected

 

[ItsOver999]

That's more than enough length-wise and girth-wise.

100% a shit test

Wait are you gengar..? Why do u cope about dick size like him?

7x5 is minimum requirement

 

[CoreSchizo]

@WishIwasChico lmao

tagging the biggest larper aswell

 

[Chinacurry]

Holy shit just reading your story gave me anxiety x ptsd

 

[Autismcel]

Wait are you gengar..? Why do u cope about dick size like him?

7x5 is minimum requirement

I'm not

And no, 7 is too much for most women.

 

[Hemoscrit]

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This is as good as it gets. Muh larp

Respect for light mode in dark room

 

[Iasacrko]

Maybe she just had a big pussy

 

[St.TikTokcel]

sub 7x5.5 = pack your bags

its over

8X6*. Tbh 7×6 is good enough.