Height Growth after Plates Close Method Tier List (Shortcels GTFIH?)

[LivingWaters]

Disclaimer: Even S tier isn't necessarily something that's proven but just something which may work. Lets be real though nobody here is dedicating effort to testing this bs for like 0.2 inches if that

S Tier:
Blasting HGH for acromegaly (will work but will fuck up facial symmetry and you'll die within 5 years)
Stretching (will work but all height gained is temporary)
Leg lengthening (jfl if spending 100k for 2 inches instead of paying off your car)
A Tier:
Core excersizes (will strengthen spinal muscles for more support to prevent compression)
Electrical Stimulation (does increase bone thickness by triggering osteoblasts (bone cells) but unknown if it can make it longitudinally longer)
Mechanical Loading (Same as electrical stimulation)
Vibration (same as electrical stimulation)
B Tier:
Glucosamine Sulphate (barely does shit but its cheap)
Relaxin (will give u BBC ready hips but could cause spine elongation)
Bonesmashing top of skull (skull doesn't have growth plates and will grow but you will look retarded anyways)
Microfractures + Sleeping with Ankle Weights (basically Mumbai version of leg lengthening. Even if it did work it would probably not be worth it. Even traditional leg lengthening with mechanical stretches and fractures only increase 2 inches over a span of months.)
C Tier:
Microfractures (even if it worked. it wouldn't even be any noticeable gain)
Meme Tier:
Neck Rings (don't cause growth at all, just compresses clavicle)
Subliminals (jfl)
Hypnosis (jfl)
Prayer (I've actually seen someone try this)
Primal humming (jfl)

 

[LivingWaters]

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[the MOUSE]

fuck up facial symmetry

alot more than this lol. maybe a short period of induced acromegaly could have benfits tho.

good thread, i admire the creativity and aspiration. no ideas should be negated immediately.

other things maybe

Triiodothyronine (T3)
BPC-157
Carbon 60
HT042
Pyridosgtimine
Meclizine
Flurbiprofen ( maybe this one esp)
Methylsulfonylmethane
Chondroitin
KY19382
vosoritide
CRISPR

in hgh placebo administrations btw, hgh increases a bit for what u suggested in hypnosis

@enchanted_elixir

i wonder if theres a way to lengthen neck, inb4 muh rope jfl

 

[Lethbridge]

10/10 thread ur funny as fuck

 

[Lethbridge]

(basically Mumbai version of leg lengthening)

favourite adlib i've seen on .org to date

 

[Osie]

alot more than this lol. maybe a short period of induced acromegaly could have benfits tho.

good thread, i admire the creativity and aspiration. no ideas should be negated immediately.

other things maybe

Triiodothyronine (T3)
BPC-157
Carbon 60
HT042
Pyridosgtimine
Meclizine
Flurbiprofen ( maybe this one esp)
Methylsulfonylmethane
Chondroitin
KY19382
vosoritide
CRISPR

in hgh placebo administrations btw, hgh increases a bit for what u suggested in hypnosis

@enchanted_elixir

i wonder if theres a way to lengthen neck, inb4 muh rope jfl

Only thing that'd help for closed plates would be flurbiprofen, vosoritide (but you'd need to use it just as your growth plates are closing), and chronditin/glucosamine (retain morning height). Everything else besides CARBON60 can only hypothetically be used for people with open growth plates

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Disclaimer: Even S tier isn't necessarily something that's proven but just something which may work. Lets be real though nobody here is dedicating effort to testing this bs for like 0.2 inches if that

S Tier:
Blasting HGH for acromegaly (will work but will fuck up facial symmetry and you'll die within 5 years)
Stretching (will work but all height gained is temporary)
Leg lengthening (jfl if spending 100k for 2 inches instead of paying off your car)
A Tier:
Core excersizes (will strengthen spinal muscles for more support to prevent compression)
Electrical Stimulation (does increase bone thickness by triggering osteoblasts (bone cells) but unknown if it can make it longitudinally longer)
Mechanical Loading (Same as electrical stimulation)
Vibration (same as electrical stimulation)
B Tier:
Glucosamine Sulphate (barely does shit but its cheap)
Relaxin (will give u BBC ready hips but could cause spine elongation)
Bonesmashing top of skull (skull doesn't have growth plates and will grow but you will look retarded anyways)
Microfractures + Sleeping with Ankle Weights (basically Mumbai version of leg lengthening. Even if it did work it would probably not be worth it. Even traditional leg lengthening with mechanical stretches and fractures only increase 2 inches over a span of months.)
C Tier:
Microfractures (even if it worked. it wouldn't even be any noticeable gain)
Meme Tier:
Neck Rings (don't cause growth at all, just compresses clavicle)
Subliminals (jfl)
Hypnosis (jfl)
Prayer (I've actually seen someone try this)
Primal humming (jfl)

Good thread.

 

[enchanted_elixir]

Relaxin (will give u BBC ready hips but could cause spine elongation)

 

[LivingWaters]

alot more than this lol. maybe a short period of induced acromegaly could have benfits tho.

good thread, i admire the creativity and aspiration. no ideas should be negated immediately.

other things maybe

Triiodothyronine (T3)
BPC-157
Carbon 60
HT042
Pyridosgtimine
Meclizine
Flurbiprofen ( maybe this one esp)
Methylsulfonylmethane
Chondroitin
KY19382
vosoritide
CRISPR

in hgh placebo administrations btw, hgh increases a bit for what u suggested in hypnosis

@enchanted_elixir

i wonder if theres a way to lengthen neck, inb4 muh rope jfl

 

[LivingWaters]

All of those just trigger hgh. Hgh wont do shit past plate closure uess extreme ammounts

 

[LivingWaters]

Only thing that'd help for closed plates would be flurbiprofen, vosoritide (but you'd need to use it just as your growth plates are closing), and chronditin/glucosamine (retain morning height). Everything else besides CARBON60 can only hypothetically be used for people with open growth plates

The fuck is carbon60

 

[oldcel2002]

Bonesmashing top of skull

how da fuq iz dis naght meme tier

 

[letsdoit]

Only thing that'd help for closed plates would be flurbiprofen, vosoritide (but you'd need to use it just as your growth plates are closing), and chronditin/glucosamine (retain morning height). Everything else besides CARBON60 can only hypothetically be used for people with open growth plates

Check twitter brother

 

[Osie]

O

Check twitter brother

Oh alright, my bad

 

[MaestheticMaso]

Only thing that'd help for closed plates would be flurbiprofen, vosoritide (but you'd need to use it just as your growth plates are closing), and chronditin/glucosamine (retain morning height). Everything else besides CARBON60 can only hypothetically be used for people with open growth plates

What is Carbon-60? Can you even get these things or are they just a pipe dream ?

 

[letsdoit]

O

Oh alright, my bad

Thanks Osie

 

[okwiwhd]

Disclaimer: Even S tier isn't necessarily something that's proven but just something which may work. Lets be real though nobody here is dedicating effort to testing this bs for like 0.2 inches if that

S Tier:
Blasting HGH for acromegaly (will work but will fuck up facial symmetry and you'll die within 5 years)
Stretching (will work but all height gained is temporary)
Leg lengthening (jfl if spending 100k for 2 inches instead of paying off your car)
A Tier:
Core excersizes (will strengthen spinal muscles for more support to prevent compression)
Electrical Stimulation (does increase bone thickness by triggering osteoblasts (bone cells) but unknown if it can make it longitudinally longer)
Mechanical Loading (Same as electrical stimulation)
Vibration (same as electrical stimulation)
B Tier:
Glucosamine Sulphate (barely does shit but its cheap)
Relaxin (will give u BBC ready hips but could cause spine elongation)
Bonesmashing top of skull (skull doesn't have growth plates and will grow but you will look retarded anyways)
Microfractures + Sleeping with Ankle Weights (basically Mumbai version of leg lengthening. Even if it did work it would probably not be worth it. Even traditional leg lengthening with mechanical stretches and fractures only increase 2 inches over a span of months.)
C Tier:
Microfractures (even if it worked. it wouldn't even be any noticeable gain)
Meme Tier:
Neck Rings (don't cause growth at all, just compresses clavicle)
Subliminals (jfl)
Hypnosis (jfl)
Prayer (I've actually seen someone try this)
Primal humming (jfl)

Good shit, we should try to make contributions as a community to this thread.

 

[Dystopian]

S tier: amputate tibia and get new prosthetic ones that equal the tibia length of a 6’8 man

B tier: sole implants

 

[Deleted member 29747]

Disclaimer: Even S tier isn't necessarily something that's proven but just something which may work. Lets be real though nobody here is dedicating effort to testing this bs for like 0.2 inches if that

S Tier:
Blasting HGH for acromegaly (will work but will fuck up facial symmetry and you'll die within 5 years)
Stretching (will work but all height gained is temporary)
Leg lengthening (jfl if spending 100k for 2 inches instead of paying off your car)
A Tier:
Core excersizes (will strengthen spinal muscles for more support to prevent compression)
Electrical Stimulation (does increase bone thickness by triggering osteoblasts (bone cells) but unknown if it can make it longitudinally longer)
Mechanical Loading (Same as electrical stimulation)
Vibration (same as electrical stimulation)
B Tier:
Glucosamine Sulphate (barely does shit but its cheap)
Relaxin (will give u BBC ready hips but could cause spine elongation)
Bonesmashing top of skull (skull doesn't have growth plates and will grow but you will look retarded anyways)
Microfractures + Sleeping with Ankle Weights (basically Mumbai version of leg lengthening. Even if it did work it would probably not be worth it. Even traditional leg lengthening with mechanical stretches and fractures only increase 2 inches over a span of months.)
C Tier:
Microfractures (even if it worked. it wouldn't even be any noticeable gain)
Meme Tier:
Neck Rings (don't cause growth at all, just compresses clavicle)
Subliminals (jfl)
Hypnosis (jfl)
Prayer (I've actually seen someone try this)
Primal humming (jfl)

stupid thread

 

[LivingWaters]

S tier: amputate tibia and get new prosthetic ones that equal the tibia length of a 6’8 man

B tier: sole implants

Just spend more than LL theory for fake legs

 

[LivingWaters]

What is Carbon-60? Can you even get these things or are they just a pipe dream ?

Carbon 60 is basically something that prevents height loss by increasing bone strength and density. Doesnt cause height increase though

 

[killaeast]

Only thing that'd help for closed plates would be flurbiprofen, vosoritide (but you'd need to use it just as your growth plates are closing), and chronditin/glucosamine (retain morning height). Everything else besides CARBON60 can only hypothetically be used for people with open growth plates

where do you find flurbiprofen searched everywhere couldn't find

 

[Randolf]

The fuck is carbon60

Buckminsterfullerene - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Alexanderr]

No need to waste your time thinking about it.
If we reach AGI within the next 10~ years, it'll figure it out for us, but by which point height will have become meaningless somewhat.

The value of being tall comes from being taller than other men, and not the fixed height in itself.

It's all about your height relative to that of the average man when it comes to women.
This is why the ideal height is never a fixed number, but always a few inches taller than the average height of men in your given area.

 

[LVZZO]

Someone probably posted this on TikTok or YouTube last week jfl
Could have mentioned invertion too
This guy also has some cope ideas you can investigate and post so TikTokers can cycle it again to the masses in a endless cope loop

https://www.youtube.com/@aestheticprimal/videos

 

[LVZZO]

New cope just dropped, take notes
Trampoline jumps

 

[Randolf]

New cope just dropped, take notes
Trampoline jumps

Gas him.

 

[basic.yash]

Bonesmashing top of skull (skull doesn't have growth plates and will grow but you will look retarded anyways)