Help a currycel buy sarms

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I know this is a long shot but please hear me out, this shit will literally change my life if I get it. Basically I want to buy rad140, but I don't have any credit card so I cant order it.

If you order it for me, I'll tell you the address for shipping. Its only 45euros (including tax and shipping to india) so its not that much.
There are three options

1) I will mail you 50euros after you buy it (I can also send other stuff like retin-a, modafinil)
If you dont trust me: we can find a middle man who we both trust. I'll send that guy all my personal information, passwords to facebook, school mail, ect. If I dont send the money after I get it you can dox me. If I trust the middle man a lot I'll also send him some fucking nudes of me. this ensures that I will pay you, cause their is no way in hell that I would want my nudes to get on this site.

2) If I trust you I can send you 50euros, once you receive it just order it for me

3) In 2years I will pay you 200euros ( same condition as number one applies)

This literally is the difference between living a fulfilling life next year, or drifting into insanity due to bdd.

Thanks guys
 
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JFL, who the fuck sends money via mail?
 
weissbier said:
JFL, who the fuck sends money via mail?
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people who dont have any credit cards and whos parents are not willing to buy you anything
 
tincelw said:
people who dont have any credit cards and whos parents are not willing to buy you anything
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You can just buy a prepaid credit card brah,
Also I thought you were white?
 
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weissbier said:
You can just buy a prepaid credit card brah,
Also I thought you were white?
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yes I am white brother. But that doesnt change the fact that we are dirt broke and cant afford shit
 
tincelw said:
yes I am white brother. But that doesnt change the fact that we are dirt broke and cant afford shit
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How can you not have a gf in fuckin india if you are white?
And how come you live in india you look Scandinavian?
 
weissbier said:
How can you not have a gf in fuckin india if you are white?
And how come you live in india you look Scandinavian?
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cause I am ugly
and my parents moved here because they enjoy living in a village apparently/
 
tincelw said:
cause I am ugly
and my parents moved here because they enjoy living in a village apparently/
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You are not ugly jfl,
You could easily get a gf here in Scandinavia.
Just move now bro.
 
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weissbier said:
You are not ugly jfl,
You could easily get a gf here in Scandinavia.
Just move now bro.
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I am 17 bro.
I love india tbh, very nice people and life was really good in general
after I turn 18 im moving back to germany
 
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go Er
 
I would honestly help you if I had the money bro but unfortunately I'm a poorcel too. If you're 17 you should be able to have your own bank account and get a debit/credit card tho.
 
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tincelw said:
I am 17 bro.
I love india tbh, very nice people and life was really good in general
after I turn 18 im moving back to germany
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Tell your parents to get you a credit card, you are fucking 17 bro.
 
Krezo said:
I would honestly help you if I had the money bro but unfortunately I'm a poorcel too. If you're 17 you should be able to have your own bank account and get a debit/credit card tho.
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no worries bro.
I asked my parents for credit card and they said no, If I want something I have to ask them and they'll decide if I need it. That too we dont have the money for it currently, but I am going to sell modafinil and weed in school so it shouldnt be that hard to get cash tbh.
 
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tincelw said:
I know this is a long shot but please hear me out, this shit will literally change my life if I get it. Basically I want to buy rad140, but I don't have any credit card so I cant order it.

If you order it for me, I'll tell you the address for shipping. Its only 45euros (including tax and shipping to india) so its not that much.
There are three options

1) I will mail you 50euros after you buy it (I can also send other stuff like retin-a, modafinil)
If you dont trust me: we can find a middle man who we both trust. I'll send that guy all my personal information, passwords to facebook, school mail, ect. If I dont send the money after I get it you can dox me. If I trust the middle man a lot I'll also send him some fucking nudes of me. this ensures that I will pay you, cause their is no way in hell that I would want my nudes to get on this site.

2) If I trust you I can send you 50euros, once you receive it just order it for me

3) In 2years I will pay you 200euros ( same condition as number one applies)

This literally is the difference between living a fulfilling life next year, or drifting into insanity due to bdd.

Thanks guys
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You’re white but you and your family live in a shithole? Why? JFL.
 
Alexanderr said:
You’re white but you and your family live in a shithole? Why? JFL.
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economic development is not what defines a nation bro.
the people and environment is nice and its a good place to live ngl
not a shithole
 
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tincelw said:
economic development is not what defines a nation bro.
the people and environment is nice and its a good place to live ngl
not a shithole
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? Take the poo. To the loo ?
 
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tincelw said:
economic development is not what defines a nation bro.
the people and environment is nice and its a good place to live ngl
not a shithole
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shitholes me
 
tincelw said:
besides that its nice being a white guy in an asian country
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What’s the point if you still can’t get any women though? You’re also dirt broke. Also, there is essentially no future for you in India. JFL. :lul:
 
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No sarms for your bitch lasagna
 
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Alexanderr said:
What’s the point if you still can’t get any women though? You’re also dirt broke.
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thats true.
but its not like id do any better in other countries
 
tincelw said:
thats true.
but its not like id do any better in other countries
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Saw your pics earlier, you mog the majority of this forum.
Your biggest flaw was probably your non-existent eyebrows.
I’ve seen people uglier than you slay here in the Netherlands tbh. No point in staying in a shithole as a white if you can’t slay ngl.
 
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Alexanderr said:
Saw your pics earlier, you mog the majority of this forum.
Your biggest flaw was probably your non-existent eyebrows.
I’ve seen people uglier than you slay here in the Netherlands tbh. No point in staying in a shithole as a white if you can’t slay ngl.
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Dutch people on average are disgusting looking
 
195cm said:
Dutch people on average are disgusting looking
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yeah tbh, most ppl have very bad facial structure ngl. The thing people here do have going for them is height.
 
Jfl at falling for the sarms meme
 
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Alexanderr said:
yeah tbh, most ppl have very bad facial structure ngl. The thing people here do have going for them is height.
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Height is the only positive. Italians or Spaniards destroy Dutch males in looks.
 
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bump
 
195cm said:
Height is the only positive. Italians or Spaniards destroy Dutch males in looks.
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Portuguese bro, so many chad surfers you wouldn't believe it
 
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could someone please help me?
 
tincelw said:
I know this is a long shot but please hear me out, this shit will literally change my life if I get it. Basically I want to buy rad140, but I don't have any credit card so I cant order it.

If you order it for me, I'll tell you the address for shipping. Its only 45euros (including tax and shipping to india) so its not that much.
There are three options

1) I will mail you 50euros after you buy it (I can also send other stuff like retin-a, modafinil)
If you dont trust me: we can find a middle man who we both trust. I'll send that guy all my personal information, passwords to facebook, school mail, ect. If I dont send the money after I get it you can dox me. If I trust the middle man a lot I'll also send him some fucking nudes of me. this ensures that I will pay you, cause their is no way in hell that I would want my nudes to get on this site.

2) If I trust you I can send you 50euros, once you receive it just order it for me

3) In 2years I will pay you 200euros ( same condition as number one applies)

This literally is the difference between living a fulfilling life next year, or drifting into insanity due to bdd.

Thanks guys
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Ewhore my friend

I’ll dm you all u need
 
I can just buy the odd stuff online and my parents never notice, I send it to a delivery locker as well so my parents dont receive it
 
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bump this lads
 
SARMs will not change your life lol
 
fobos said:
SARMs will not change your life lol
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Yes they will bro. Facial fat and bloat has taken me from psl 6 when I was young to 4 (you have seen my pics and can confirm this) . With sarms I will be able to get down to 7%, build muscle, and break all my schools records..
Without sarms, If I cut I will loose all my gains which I made in the past year, and I will become shit at sports. Lots of guys will loose their respect for me.

This will literally improve me back to psl 6, get rid of my sever BDD, and I can live a normal life again.
The difference between getting back my oneitis, or never leaving the house again
 
tincelw said:
Yes they will bro. Facial fat and bloat has taken me from psl 6 when I was young to 4 (you have seen my pics and can confirm this) . With sarms I will be able to get down to 7%, build muscle, and break all my schools records..
Without sarms, If I cut I will loose all my gains which I made in the past year, and I will become shit at sports. Lots of guys will loose their respect for me.

This will literally improve me back to psl 6, get rid of my sever BDD, and I can live a normal life again.
The difference between getting back my oneitis, or never leaving the house again
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SARMs aren't that effective
 
fobos said:
SARMs aren't that effective
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Bro, rad140 is as effective at 20mg as testosterone at 300mg/week as jefferson said.
That too the cost is 12euros a month which is dirt cheap. I would be the biggest idiot in the world If i didnt get it.

I am 100% sure that this will work, that I would make a promise that If it doesnt work I will rope. ded srs
I am literally punching holes in the wall thinking about how this will solve all my problems, and how next year I could be fucking stacies
FUCK
 
tincelw said:
Bro, rad140 is as effective at 20mg as testosterone at 300mg/week as jefferson said.
That too the cost is 12euros a month which is dirt cheap. I would be the biggest idiot in the world If i didnt get it.

I am 100% sure that this will work, that I would make a promise that If it doesnt work I will rope. ded srs
I am literally punching holes in the wall thinking about how this will solve all my problems, and how next year I could be fucking stacies
FUCK
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I'm pretty sure you can fuck indian Stacies rn
 
fobos said:
I'm pretty sure you can fuck indian Stacies rn
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damn bro I really cant understand why everyone keeps bluepilling me

i have
pigs nose + bulbose nose + really big nose
upper eyelid exposure, positivly tilted eyebrows, medial cathnus , no eyebrows no eyelashes,
big forehead with acne on forehead
acne all over my face
bloated face with almost 0 bones showing, and from the side my profile is so fucking fat despite being at low body fat
chubby cheeks
recessed chin
shitty coloring
jaw is not sharp and angular
no under eye support
weird head shape

only thing I have going for me is my height (being white doesn't count cause of my acne falio).
no hate to you @fobos its just pissing of how everyone is so bluepilled
 
your story has touched me, bro

Set up a paypal account and I will send you £10
 
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What are the pros of rad140?
 
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didn't read the slightest part of a pixel of a letter
 
bump this lads
 
bump this could anyone please help me out'
I am getting mental breakdowns cause of this JFL
 
Can't you make paypal account? I made myself one without any credit or debit card information.
 
Taking RAD-140 is a bad idea
 
androidcel said:
Can't you make paypal account? I made myself one without any credit or debit card information.
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yeah I made a paypal account and have a link to get money
but like a dumbass I put my full name so i cant just share it without getting doxxed
 
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