Hey motherfuckers. FUNKY IS BACK. And he is looking better than ever. Rate these pics I took today.

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Tired, swollen, 1 hour of sleep. What would u rate me here? Ive gotten leaner tho. Belly fat is almost non existent at this point. Eyebags overload!!!

 

[anthony111553]

biggest shock of the century tbh, mtn

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

are you biting your cheeks?
HTN tbh

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

are you biting your cheeks?
HTN tbh

2nd pic is biting cheeks. 1pic is sucking and jutting. The rest normal or slight jutting

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

are you biting your cheeks?
HTN tbh

I am debloating like crazy. This pic I took yesterday. Cheeks almost hollow

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

I am debloating like crazy. This pic I took yesterday. Cheeks almost hollow

what u doing to debloat ?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

what u doing to debloat ?

Massive caloric deficit and 0 salt. Also tomatoes have very low calories and lots of potassium. So I've been eating that mainly with protein. Also hydrating and walking make debloating quicker. Tbf that pic I took was after 4hrs of sleep and still look de bloated as fuck jfl.

 

[ascension]

 

[baerr]

I was waiting for this day! Phenomal pictures. Borderline chadlite.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I was waiting for this day! Phenomal pictures. Borderline chadlite.

I think girls would think who the fuck is this dude if I cold approach them. Jfl. I can imagine them being flabbergasted. I am on a whole another tier. They should create a new tier for my face. Jfl.

 

[baerr]

I think girls would think who the fuck is this dude if I cold approach them. Jfl. I can imagine them being flabbergasted. I am on a whole another tier. They should create a new tier for my face. Jfl.

They would think youre some famous actor due to your exotic pheno man.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I was waiting for this day! Phenomal pictures. Borderline chadlite.

Once I was an intern and had my green eyes. And the woman who was supervising me got super nervous and shit jflll. I mean u don't see someone like me on a daily basis tbf.

 

[Deleted member 62432]

Looks disgusting

 

[baerr]

Once I was an intern and had my green eyes. And the woman who was supervising me got super nervous and shit jflll. I mean u don't see someone like me on a daily basis tbf.

Thats a good sign. My boring pheno never appealed to anyone, have to cope with Muh bones.

 

[MaghrebGator]

I just knew he wasn't going to finish the first week in that asylum.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Looks disgusting

Get mogged

 

[Deleted member 62432]

Get mogged

I mog you

 

[anthony111553]

I mog you

cope

 

[Afterchanger]

They would think youre some famous actor due to your exotic pheno man.

how is that exotic i instantly thought mena like no doubts

 

[Samsepioler]

no more funky.

 

[TheReckons]

Tired, swollen, 1 hour of sleep. What would u rate me here? Ive gotten leaner tho. Belly fat is almost non existent at this point. Eyebags overload!!!

 

[TheReckons]

how is that exotic i instantly thought mena like no doubts

 

[Lebgfinal]

@Bzz is this you for real

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

@Allornothing rate?

 

[Afterchanger]

is that an old pic of him?

 

[Samsepioler]

y

is that an old pic of him?

es

 

[Deleted member 62432]

cope

Cope

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@Allornothing rate?

He'd rate mtn at best

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

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@Bzz is this you for real

No it's my twin brother FunkyAlligator

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

is that an old pic of him?

No it's my twin brother FunkyAlligator

.

 

[Lebgfinal]

No it's my twin brother FunkyAlligator

Be serious, was this you

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Be serious, was this you

Funkyalligator

 

[Deleted member 30679]

 

[Lebgfinal]

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Looks like me somewhat

 

[Samsepioler]

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atleast he has low set eyebrowws

 

[scrunchables]

You actually look really good. A very unique look, as well. HTN, you deserve it after a solid debloat.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Be serious, was this you

But yeah I was truecel at my worst. I did it to gain as much as height as possible so I ate all meat eggs drank milk. And ate fast food too. I am now the tallest in my family.

 

[Deleted member 13626]

Nigga is named bzz like he’s a fucking bumble bee

Should’ve named yourself pear because you are one pear looking nigga

 

[Lebgfinal]

But yeah I was truecel at my worst. I did it to gain as much as height as possible so I ate all meat eggs drank milk. And ate fast food too. I am now the tallest in my family.

How old were you ?

 

[Lebgfinal]

Nigga is named bzz like he’s a fucking bumble bee

Should’ve named yourself pear because you are one pear looking nigga

He mogs you, have respect to the flamingo god

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Nigga is named bzz like he’s a fucking bumble bee

Should’ve named yourself pear because you are one pear looking nigga

I've seen ur face. U shouldn't talk too much. Also bzz is for bumblebee cause I am on bumble now

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

How old were you ?

Around 16

 

[Lebgfinal]

Around 16

Im still truecel at 18

 

[Deleted member 13626]

He mogs you, have respect to the flamingo god

Im still truecel at 18

xdd

I've seen ur face. U shouldn't talk too much. Also bzz is for bumblebee cause I am on bumble now

Pm me if u r not capping and i will stop trolling u

 

[It'snotover]

I've seen ur face. U shouldn't talk too much. Also bzz is for bumblebee cause I am on bumble now

He mogs you

 

[Allornothing]

You coming back was more predictable than the sun rising. Good boy.

@HTN_Mentalcel Return of

?

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

You coming back was more predictable than the sun rising. Good boy.

@HTN_Mentalcel Return of

?

YES BRING HIM BACK

 

[MaghrebGator]

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Is this photo true??

If so he descended really hard since then

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Is this photo true??

If so he descended really hard since then

U mean ascended lol

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You coming back was more predictable than the sun rising. Good boy.

@HTN_Mentalcel Return of

?

I am not really back. I just came for a visit to update yall incels. And leave again jfl.