Holy shit: someone help me now

[cromagnon]

I look like a terramogger when I SLIGHTLY bite my cheeks, literal gigachad.

How do I achieve this look permanently, all my problems would be fixed if I fixed this problem.

Bhais please help, also I'm 14. PLEASE help so I can slay this summer

 

[cromagnon]

b

 

[cromagnon]

a

 

[cromagnon]

hhhhh

 

[silencio]

if its bc of fat then fat dissolvers. lipolab lemonbottle etc. idk which one works

 

[cromagnon]

if its bc of fat then fat dissolvers. lipolab lemonbottle etc. idk which one works

id do lipolab but someone told me if i did them now i would look like a tranny in my 20s
Might still do tho

 

[NorwoodAscender]

u say this and then post a “bulking plan” of eating 8000 calories a day. pick one or the other it can’t be both

 

[cromagnon]

u say this and then post a “bulking plan” of eating 8000 calories a day. pick one or the other it can’t be both

i'm just autistic and cant make up my mind bhai, sorry

 

[wsada]

U prolly heard this a million times but just leave this forum and go outside bro

 

[Willmogulater]

 

[NorwoodAscender]

i'm just autistic and cant make up my mind bhai, sorry

bulk then cut with PEDs if u want the best result

 

[try2beme]

u say this and then post a “bulking plan” of eating 8000 calories a day. pick one or the other it can’t be both

Boneless is boneless fat or skinny

Quresma is fat as fuck, dopa as yola obese all hollow cheeks. While niggas on here get down to 12% still need to chomp down their cheeks cuz of boneless

 

[cromagnon]

Boneless is boneless fat or skinny

im not boneless though
im just a skinnyfatcel

 

[try2beme]

im not boneless though
im just a skinnyfatcel

U are unless pm face

 

[NorwoodAscender]

Boneless is boneless fat or skinny

Quresma is fat as fuck, dopa as yola obese all hollow cheeks. While niggas on here get down to 12% still need to chomp down their cheeks cuz of boneless

we don’t know if he’s boneless or not

 

[try2beme]

we don’t know if he’s boneless or not

Ye a pic will help the most

 

[n9wiff]

get leaner and see

 

[cromagnon]

U are unless pm face

I would pm face if i wasnt so racist on here and pimeye didn't exist.

 

[TheNextArnold]

I look like a terramogger when I SLIGHTLY bite my cheeks, literal gigachad.

How do I achieve this look permanently, all my problems would be fixed if I fixed this problem.

Bhais please help, also I'm 14. PLEASE help so I can slay this summer

An early blackpiller, great to see, but if you wanna achieve you need to lose weight and decrease water retention, afterwards if you still think it's lackluster, hardmaxx with BFR and zygo implants.

 

[cromagnon]

I would pm face if i wasnt so racist on here and pimeye didn't exist.

might have to make alt just to have use for this website

 

[try2beme]

I would pm face if i wasnt so racist on here and pimeye didn't exist.

Simply pm people who are chill and dont make drama also mirin pfp

 

[cromagnon]

An early blackpiller, great to see, but if you wanna achieve you need to lose weight and decrease water retention, afterwards if you still think it's lackluster, hardmaxx with BFR and zygo implants.

Ok thanks,
Im around 144LB rn, decreasing water retention no problem with furo and potassium etc. What weight you think I should slim down too?

 

[cromagnon]

Simply pm people who are chill and dont make drama also mirin pfp

ty

 

[TheNextArnold]

Ok thanks,
Im around 144LB rn, decreasing water retention no problem with furo and potassium etc. What weight you think I should slim down too?

Whats your height at the moment boyo

 

[cromagnon]

Whats your height at the moment boyo

5'8

 

[NorwoodAscender]

@cromagnon i don’t care enough to dox u so u can send me ur pics if u want

 

[TheNextArnold]

5'8

Dont worry boyo, you're still young enough to grow, send pm with face and I'll try to give a guide for debloating and losing weight

 

[cromagnon]

Dont worry boyo, you're still young enough to grow, send pm with face and I'll try to give a guide for debloating and losing weight

Maybe will send tmrw, sleepy atm and phone is ded.

 

[cromagnon]

Dont worry boyo, you're still young enough to grow, send pm with face and I'll try to give a guide for debloating and losing weight

But for starters i'll go on a calorie deficit, I punched my deficit into a calc and got 1400 cals per day for 2/lb loss per week.

I'll also take furo and eat a lot of bananas

Thoughts?

 

[normie_joe]

Bhais please help, also I'm 14.

I was just chatting with a kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet, nvm.

 

[cromagnon]

I was just chatting with a kid whose balls haven't even dropped yet, nvm.

Why would you say this. I thought we were best bhais?

 

[normie_joe]

Why would you say this. I thought we were best bhais?

We can be best bhais if I was interested in touching boys in peculiar places, but I'm not.

I suggest going back to your cartoons and coming back when you have the resources(money) to properly looksmax i.e hardmaxx.

 

[cromagnon]

We can be best bhais if I was interested in touching boys in peculiar places, but I'm not.

I suggest going back to your cartoons and coming back when you have the resources(money) to properly looksmax i.e hardmaxx.

I have money from bitcoin friend.

Cartoons…I don’t like this patronizing attitude; I’m quite obviously spiritually in my 20s or 30s. Even you couldn’t detect I was a teenager before. Smh.

 

[cromagnon]

I have money from bitcoin friend.

Cartoons…I don’t like this patronizing attitude; I’m quite obviously spiritually in my 20s or 30s. Even you couldn’t detect I was a teenager before. Smh.

Also… looksmaxxing in your teenage years is quite viable..and sometimes more potent that doing it afterwards. There’s no point in not, I already have the required autism.

 

[TheNextArnold]

But for starters i'll go on a calorie deficit, I punched my deficit into a calc and got 1400 cals per day for 2/lb loss per week.

I'll also take furo and eat a lot of bananas

Thoughts?

Makes sense to me, bananas can be high in calories though, I'd advise for potassium capsules.

 

[futureashtray]

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I want to murder all of those idiots in that picture

 

[FortniteGod]

since nobodies helping you I’ll actually write something

First of all, if your body isn’t this lean then follow what I’m about to say because it’s necessary

I know what you’re thinking; muhh I’m in puberty I can’t lean down, but this isn’t true. The reason people suggest not to deficit is because you limit nutrients. So instead of starving here is what we will do:

1. Resistance training: pull-ups, push-ups, gym, it doesn’t matter but do something that builds muscle.

2. Buy a shit ton of eggs and chicken (can be cheap microwaveable shit that’s what I use) or other low calorie protein foods.

3. Eat the same meal everyday and track your weight over a week. If it goes down then keep eating the same exact meals. If it stays the same then remove 1 egg or some chicken or something until it starts going down weekly. Also only drink water and eat no sugar. Once again the reason we’re buying eggs and chicken is because you want high protein and low calorie. Ideally 1g/lb of protein but I don’t track.

Over time your body will lean down. If you look too skinny then you should invest in bulking some and cut later.

Also debloating might help but I’ve never done it. Don’t starve in puberty you won’t grow