how am i gonna realistically lay this jb?

[Deleted member 6403]

if there's a 95% chance my parents are gonna catch me jb maxxing

what should i do

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

maybe they'll understand tbh

 

[Deleted member 6403]

maybe they'll understand tbh

ion think they will

 

[WadlowMaxxing]

ion think they will

tell her to lie about her age if they ask. maybe try to seem older idk

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Why can't u just go to her house instead of her coming to urs?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Why can't u just go to her house instead of her coming to urs?

ion drive and its impossible to sneak out of my crib

 

[Deleted member 6403]

tell her to lie about her age if they ask. maybe try to seem older idk

so 15? still bad for anyone blupilled

 

[Deleted member 5189]

ion drive and its impossible to sneak out of my crib

Walk? Get the bus? And why can't u just say you're meeting up with a friend or somethn?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Walk? Get the bus? And why can't u just say you're meeting up with a friend or somethn?

they dont let me leave the crib, ever

 

[Deleted member 5189]

they dont let me leave the crib, ever

What the fuck? Why? That's so retarded

 

[Hozay]

ion think they will

what is an ion? why do you say ion?

 

[Deleted member 4612]

OP you're 17?

tell the jb to claim she's 16

your parents are fine with you banging 16yo's right?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

OP you're 17?

tell the jb to claim she's 16

your parents are fine with you banging 16yo's right?

ye shes 14 tho and im about to be 18 soon

 

[Deleted member 4612]

ye shes 14 tho and im about to be 18 soon

have the jb claim she is 16. although early 16 since she obviously doesnt have a drivers license

 

[Deleted member 6403]

have the jb claim she is 16. although early 16 since she obviously doesnt have a drivers license

bro she dont look 16 at all

 

[Deleted member 4612]

bro she dont look 16 at all

she could pass for 16 come on now

at the bare minimum say 15 then

 

[Deleted member 6403]

she could pass for 16 come on now

at the bare minimum say 15 then

is 16 and 18 passable for bluepillers?

 

[Deleted member 4612]

is 16 and 18 passable for bluepillers?

you're not 18 though are you?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

you're not 18 though are you?

about to be, fuck laws are so cucked

 

[Deleted member 4612]

about to be, fuck laws are so cucked

17 and 15 is passable

18 and 16 is also passable

heck, 19 and 16 may even be passable

 

[Deleted member 6403]

17 and 15 is passable

18 and 16 is also passable

heck, 19 and 16 may even be passable

bro im finna be 18 next monday or Tuesday, and shes 14, ion know if itll be legal by then