How can I stop being autistic?

[Gigatyrone69]

Autism fucked my social life.

IMO, one of the biggest shits to ever infuriate me that effects a part of my life, is the fact that I most presumably have some sort of undiagnosed autism, since I pretty much checked all the necessary features of what makes a person legitimately have autism. It's kinda hard to make new friends that would actually last for a long part of my life, I don't like eye contact at all, and ofc:

I'm a .org user

And since most .org user are clearly a hub of autistic apes, this shit only makes sense to talk about, since the only step I know to prevent my autism from spreading onto my social life is by logging out .org, which my ape ass clearly isn't gonna do. I guess im just gonna keep gymcelling and hammering my ramus until I look like that skinwalker faggot Jordan Barett so all other autistic college freshman are gonna do that whole brainrot mewing shit at me.

I just don't wanna be autistic anymore FFS I wanna be neurotypical for once in my life for a while God I fucking hate being a socially disabled primate nigger.


TLDR IF DNR: PLZ CURE MY AUTISM THX BHAIS

 

[lemonnz]

Dalits on here can’t comprehend how being non nt brings your social status down.

 

[Fish]

Just force yourself to be charismatic or LDAR, not too many options.

 

[efidescontinuado]

Bonesmash your brain

 

[try2beme]

Use a time travel machine where ur nigger parents loved u enough not to abuse u

 

[vermillioncorefan]

u can’t cure it bud

 

[Michael Myers]

1. Don’t be aspie.

 

[smallman]

Are you an urkel