how come animals all fuck the girl from behind but men sometimes fuck missionary?

[Vermilioncore]

I’ve never seen an animal fuck missionary. They all fuck doggy style. How come?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

cuz men walk upright
other uprights like ostriches go missionary

 

[King Solomon]

 

[vermillioncorefan]

lol that lion was a cuck he respected her boundaries and the announcer said that the male had to jestermaxx for days to get this slay

 

[Vermilioncore]

cuz men walk upright
other uprights like ostriches go missionary

But how come I like to fuck doggy then?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

But how come I like to fuck doggy then?

cuz u crawl on all fours like a dog shit innit

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Fuark I love missionary better than doggy tbh

 

[House Lannister]

I once saw two pidgeons fucking missionary

 

[chosen-one]

amazing vermillion core and vermilion core fan crossover moment.

cuz u crawl on all fours like a dog shit innit

 

[Vermilioncore]

Fuark I love missionary better than doggy tbh

Why? Don’t you like bouncing that juicy ass on your cock instead? I do

 

[WishIwasChico]

cuz men walk upright
other uprights like ostriches go missionary

no it's not. Humans used have sex in doggy it's the primitive way to have sex. One of the oldest depictions of people having sex is a drawing on a wall of having a chad pounding a girl in doggy whil grabbing her hair.

Doggy style sex is primitive. Missionary has evolved due to the concept of 'love' and 'intimacy' due to advances. But raw primal sex is just lust and involves bending her over and fucking her hard.

 

[Deleted member 30679]

Why? Don’t you like bouncing that juicy ass on your cock instead? I do

I like staring at her eyes while I fuck her IDC much about ass it's a + for sure tho

 

[DarkLoner94]

Interesting

 

[Hottaco34]

Doggy only works if she a thot and has a decent ass to slap ur balls otherwise it makes no sense


Anyway I like cowgirl, so she can dig her end , so I don’t have to look at that ugly bitch, while enjoy nice tits in my face and pretending it’s a Slavic Stacy

 

[Humble Oligarch]

Hmmmm.