how come i wanna live in a country with deadly animals?

[Manletmachine]

For some strange reason, I wanna go into the forest knowing there's a chance a hulking grizzly bear could come out of nowhere and maul me to death. I wanna walk by a river knowing an alligator could chomp into my leg, drag me into the water and do the death roll thing on me. I wanna swim in the ocean knowing there's a chance a great white shark could horrifically dismember my body and end me. What causes this?

 

[Deleted member 58285]

What being a dishwasher for long periods of time does to a mf

 

[LancasteR]

What being a dishwasher for long periods of time does to a mf

Bro‘s getting hallucinations from all the soap detergents

 

[The Grinch]

For some strange reason, I wanna go into the forest knowing there's a chance a hulking grizzly bear could come out of nowhere and maul me to death. I wanna walk by a river knowing an alligator could chomp into my leg, drag me into the water and do the death roll thing on me. I wanna swim in the ocean knowing there's a chance a great white shark could horrifically dismember my body and end me. What causes this?

 

[Pikabro]

Bears eat you alive I’ll pass.

 

[AlexBrown84]

why leave ireland when you have plenty of wild animal immigrant deathnics

 

[AlexBrown84]

i’m not afraid of sharks at all tbh

but i am of crocodiles

i was swimming at a beach yesterday where crocodiles are known to frequent and that shit scary af

not as scary as when i was hiking in the indian himalaya border region where i nearly got attacked by a bear or leopard though

 

[Manletmachine]

why leave ireland when you have plenty of wild animal immigrant deathnics

not that many, at least here in northern ireland. it's very white

 

[Manletmachine]

not as scary as when i was hiking in the indian himalaya border region where i nearly got attacked by a bear or leopard though

elab

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

same tbh, gives u more excitement about life.

It’s so boring to live in a city knowing drivers will stop if I cross the road, I want them to absolutely obliterate my body into pieces with their car but they won’t…