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josh is your 9-5 wageslave 5'9 3.5 psl 18 inch bidelt subhuman 50% average in everything
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)
so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.
btw the true average is 5,5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. not 5.1bp
so, a dick NBP 6,5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4,5 incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.
thats why in forums like this you see someone claiming to be 5,5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8,5 inches. cause everyone adds 1,5inches to their stats. some add 1'', but thats less common.
that being said, im actually 8.5 inches NBP
btw this thread is not a satire, this is the reality. it really goes like that
he thinks to himself ''well at least i got to have a bigger them average manhood'', he copes and proceds to grap a ruler and his pornhub playing machine.
he them gets hard watching his hentai, and puts the ruler on top of his dick. he sees the shadow of a 5'something and dont even try to get accurate ''i gotta be measuring wrong'' he thinks to himself, and puts the ruler at the side of his dick pressing hard against his fat pad: ''wow 6'3 inches'' he them realizes when he lays down and push his pelvis outwards his dick goes up to a astounDINg 6'5 (WOWWWW). after that, he sees when he deviates the focus from the porn and asjust the ruler, his dick goes 0,1% softer.... ''welp that gotta be at least 6'7 when im fully hard... .2 inch is nothing''
satisfied, he goes on with his life. when stacy is talking about her ex bf huge chad dong with its girl friends, josh goes and like the clownmaxxed he is, start boasting about his 7 inch dick (after all 6'7 is so close to 7, why not round it up??)
so thats the story of how someone adds at least 1,5 inches to his dick size while BELIEVING IT.
guys here dont lie, they believe that lie and take it to the grave.
btw the true average is 5,5 inches NBP in a healthy white/black young male. not 5.1bp
so, a dick NBP 6,5 inches long is as rare as a NBP 4,5 incher, and the true NBP 7 inches are as rare as the true NBP 4 inches.
thats why in forums like this you see someone claiming to be 5,5 inches as rarely as someone claiming to be 8,5 inches. cause everyone adds 1,5inches to their stats. some add 1'', but thats less common.
that being said, im actually 8.5 inches NBP
btw this thread is not a satire, this is the reality. it really goes like that
