How i will get an office job

[hiwasuwor]

I will train my typing speed to 200 words per minute, people will then assume i'm intelligent

 

[Tylermax]

If you're a woman you just need to sit on your boss's lap

 

[hiwasuwor]

If you're a woman you just need to sit on your boss's lap

true, women can get an office job easier they just have to smile

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Fuark I graduate this summer, then gonna relax for a few months at home, then gonna need to get a job though

Fuck wageslaving, also most jobs are cringe af, and all the good jobs are taken

 

[Tylermax]

Fuark I graduate this summer, then gonna relax for a few months at home, then gonna need to get a job though

Fuck wageslaving, also most jobs are cringe af, and all the good jobs are taken

What ur major

 

[arab_chink]

Try to have a good friend that knows a company

 

[optimisticzoomer]

What ur major

Marine biology, way too much competition + cba to do a masters

I need to find some shitty job but have no other interests I could get paid for
Considered security jobs to do fuck all but the hours change and would have to wake up at 5 am and shit sometimes

 

[Tylermax]

Marine biology, way too much competition + cba to do a masters

I need to find some shitty job but have no other interests I could get paid for
Considered security jobs to do fuck all but the hours change and would have to wake up at 5 am and shit sometimes

Why u need job when u got parents to pay for u.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Why u need job when u got parents to pay for u.

Because they want me to move out and get a job

 

[Tylermax]

Because they want me to move out and get a job

Good. I love yoy

 

[thugMaster0119]

Marine biology, way too much competition + cba to do a masters

I need to find some shitty job but have no other interests I could get paid for
Considered security jobs to do fuck all but the hours change and would have to wake up at 5 am and shit sometimes

If you want to make serious money with security is to be ex-military and work for a blackwater type company(PMC)
https://silentprofessionals.org/jobs/executive-protection-mexico-us/

 

[User28823]

over if u didnt have that by age of 13 tbh + no ones gives af about typing speed jfl

 

[baggdirt]

I will train my typing speed to 200 words per minute, people will then assume i'm intelligent

jus enter da building wit a suit on and pretend ur a worker find someone who is out sick and jus pretend to work if questioned jus repedidly claim you work there if you are being kicked out start tweaking on and floor or fake chokeing and cause chaos show dem who you are that you will work for anything

 

[egiuh]

jus enter da building wit a suit on and pretend ur a worker find someone who is out sick and jus pretend to work if questioned jus repedidly claim you work there if you are being kicked out start tweaking on and floor or fake chokeing and cause chaos show dem who you are that you will work for anything

bhai

 

[baggdirt]

bhai

fr then you return everyday til they except you as one of them oooorrrr you can silently take out one of the other workers steal his suit and replace him if you look a wee bit different you jus say yo whent on vacation and got a haircut and a shave

 

[egiuh]

fr then you return everyday til they except you as one of them oooorrrr you can silently take out one of the other workers steal his suit and replace him if you look a wee bit different you jus say yo whent on vacation and got a haircut and a shave

have you tried it???

 

[baggdirt]

have you tried it???

maybs but I'm kinda hidng from the G O V

 

[egiuh]

maybs but I'm kinda hidng from the G O V

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