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With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg


Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C -
500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein


Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg


Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng -
1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)



A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together.
Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.




2.Taste
This stuff will make your cum taste like candy
1603803712975

Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary



3.Distance


1603803160437


To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle


Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell:soy:)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
1603804787275


Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell

Edging is also very effective in increasing volume and distance


Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

Unnamed
Tenor

 
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Cope.
I came like a pornstar without all of this shit.
 
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fuark i coom to you everyday like a pornstar
 
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With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg


Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C -
500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein


Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg


Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng -
1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)



A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together.
Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.




2.Taste
This stuff will make your cum taste like candyView attachment 763342

Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary



3.Distance


View attachment 763317


To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle


Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell:soy:)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
View attachment 763370

Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell



Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

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Forgot about edging section
 
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Forgot about edging section
I feel like everyone knows about that no? Most of this stuff ppl don’t know about that why I included it
 
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I feel like everyone knows about that no? Most of this stuff ppl don’t know about that why I included it
They might but it's crucial information which shouldn't be overlooked
 
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Shorty my lil' boo thing (boo thing)
And shorty got the fatty

Shorty be catching mood swings
 
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Edging is hugely underrated why it only has 1 sentence.

If you edge for 45 minutes to an hour your orgasms will be mega intense. More volume and much higher distance.
 
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Edging is hugely underrated why it only has 1 sentence.

If you edge for 45 minutes to an hour your orgasms will be mega intense. More volume and much higher distance.
Because everyone already knows about it
 
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Wouldnt use walnuts because it has more polyinsaturated fats which are anti androgenic
 
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why my balls hurt when I coom?
 
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With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg


Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C -
500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein


Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg


Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng -
1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)



A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together.
Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.




2.Taste
This stuff will make your cum taste like candyView attachment 763342

Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary



3.Distance


View attachment 763317


To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle


Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell:soy:)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
View attachment 763370

Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell

Edging is also very effective in increasing volume and distance


Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

View attachment 763388View attachment 763390
cooming now
 
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actually good thread , turned me on ngl gonna try this shit as soon as possible
Thanks bro, I can vouch for the smoothie and the taste parts, an old slay literally enjoyed my cum after taking all that stuff for a few weeks
 
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This is the guide I use
 
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Thanks bro, I can vouch for the smoothie and the taste parts, an old slay literally enjoyed my cum after taking all that stuff for a few weeks
Holy shit , this is actually fucking big Jfl
 
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Wouldnt use walnuts because it has more polyinsaturated fats which are anti androgenic
Are u sure? Walnuts are supposed to be good for sperm health... I will look into it more tbh
 
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you forgot to shave your hairyballs for increased surface area to volume ratio for more p in v
Fuaaark too late to edit:feelswah:
 
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Are u sure? Walnuts are supposed to be good for sperm health... I will look into it more tbh
Idk about sperm but when it comes to androgens it s common knowledge monosaturated and saturated fats increase them , and it s what ancestors ate through animal fats, dairy and some types of oils and nuts
Fatty acids and testosterone
 
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Also take aspirin, cialis before and stay away from porn and fapping completely otherwise you'll get ed and wont be able to have vaginal sex
 
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why did u say parsley and spinach may make ur cum taste bad then say to eat it regularly?
 
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Also take aspirin, cialis before and stay away from porn and fapping completely otherwise you'll get ed and wont be able to have vaginal sex
 
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Also take aspirin, cialis before and stay away from porn and fapping completely otherwise you'll get ed and wont be able to have vaginal sex
Is Aspirin good for sex?
 
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why did u say parsley and spinach may make ur cum taste bad then say to eat it regularly?
It won’t make it taste really bad, but it’s some ppl have reported it isn’t exactly the best thing for taste, but it’s very good for cumming more, so it’s worth it IMO
 
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With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg


Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C -
500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein


Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg


Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng -
1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)



A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together.
Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.




2.Taste
This stuff will make your cum taste like candyView attachment 763342

Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary



3.Distance


View attachment 763317


To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle


Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell:soy:)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
View attachment 763370

Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell

Edging is also very effective in increasing volume and distance


Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

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Nofap is enough
 
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In 2020 being muh "enough" isn't enough :feelswah:

Girls want the best, the top 5%
you really think more than 5% of guys are on nofap? jfl we leave in hornyass porn, hentai addicted society
 
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Did u just list 20 diffefent vitamins and a smoothie made by 15 weird ingredients? Lmao
 
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