How to get bimax without family knowing/realising

convince them ur going abroad for work,
[very easy to falsify flight docs. Over if they want to come to the airport with u JFL]

get surgery[in ur country, or wherever].
don't do facetimes or calls. no calls until u can speak properly.
Smash your selfie camera on ur phone or smth lol, keep promising to fix it etc etc

come back here to marinate on .org until your face heals :Comfy:

then go back to your family
"wow you look different. :whatfeels: If you weren't my son I would marry you" trump moment
"mom WTF"
 
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Get it done, don’t see them for 2 months then start working out and when your face changes they’ll attribute it to gym
 
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convince them ur going abroad for work,
[very easy to falsify flight docs. Over if they want to come to the airport with u JFL]

get surgery[in ur country, or wherever].
don't do facetimes or calls. no calls until u can speak properly.
Smash your selfie camera on ur phone or smth lol, keep promising to fix it etc etc

come back here to marinate on .org until your face heals :Comfy:

then go back to your family
"wow you look different. :whatfeels: If you weren't my son I would marry you" trump moment
"mom WTF"
Lifefuel
 
Say that you were going to kill yourself if you didn’t
 
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convince them ur going abroad for work,
[very easy to falsify flight docs. Over if they want to come to the airport with u JFL]

get surgery[in ur country, or wherever].
don't do facetimes or calls. no calls until u can speak properly.
Smash your selfie camera on ur phone or smth lol, keep promising to fix it etc etc

come back here to marinate on .org until your face heals :Comfy:

then go back to your family
"wow you look different. :whatfeels: If you weren't my son I would marry you" trump moment
"mom WTF"
Legit advice, additionally I would advice changing hairstyle to something that would act as distraction, example: getting a buzz cut to divert the attention
 
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High IQ Post
 
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Get rid of them 🤷‍♂️
 
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Not a straight solution to this but just tell them that u broke your jaw and had to get a surgery and didnt want them to know at first soo they wouldnt worry
 
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Gain a ton of weight

Get the surgery

Lose all the weight you gained
 
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First time I see everyone giving decent advice
 

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