How to get tall theory

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You can actually develop Acromegaly from head trauma which would make you taller so you can try jumping out of a car in movement might work or hitting your head really hard
 
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or injecting hgh
 
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Yeah and then you'll look like an ogre
 
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You can actually develop Acromegaly from head trauma which would make you taller so you can try jumping out of a car in movement might work or hitting your head really hard
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Hundreds of interlocking genes create above average height. Not even Elon Musk could buy more inches for his kid using CRISPR due to how complex height heritability is.

Height is a fully heritable feature, unless you live in a malnourished country or have a severe disease, your parents genetic lineage defines your maximum height.

The best shot you have (statistically) at creating a tall kid is having kids with someone who is genetically from the Netherlands or Montenegro. Nordic countries are pretty tall too but have more variance.
 
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You can actually develop Acromegaly from head trauma which would make you taller so you can try jumping out of a car in movement might work or hitting your head really hard
Imma pay someone to bash my head with a baseball bat then
 
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hey guys uhh, actually just break your legs and you will get the limb lengthening surgery for free.
 
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