HOW TO SLAY AT HOUSEPARTIES QUICK

[IBlamePhaggots]

1. Get IOIs/Choosing signals. once you get these you should slay with relative easy

-once you get these YOU KNOW that you dont actually have to jestermaxx for her to want to kiss/maybe let you slay

2. Drop the unspoken rizz call over

(Shut do the “come over here” indication with your hands)

3. Hold conversation on some random bullshit for LITERALLY only 1 minute, say some shit like “ i like your outfit, where did you get it from” then just keep her talking about herself

4. Tell her she can sit next to you/move up to allow her space

5. If she accepts then put your arm around her, then talk to whoevers sitting around you for like the next 30 seconds

6. Speak to her again for a bit about some other bullshit

7. Be low inhib enough to go in for the kiss

 

[Deleted member 47549]

1. Get IOIs/Choosing signals. once you get these you should slay with relative easy

-once you get these YOU KNOW that you dont actually have to jestermaxx for her to want to kiss/maybe let you slay

2. Drop the unspoken rizz call over

(Shut do the “come over here” indication with your hands)

3. Hold conversation on some random bullshit for LITERALLY only 1 minute, say some shit like “ i like your outfit, where did you get it from” then just keep her talking about herself

4. Tell her she can sit next to you/move up to allow her space

5. If she accepts then put your arm around her, then talk to whoevers sitting around you for like the next 30 seconds

6. Speak to her again for a bit about some other bullshit

7. Be low inhib enough to go in for the kiss

nobody on this site is getting invited to house parties.

That’s why they’re here

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

nobody on this site is getting invited to house parties.

That’s why they’re here

I am baby

 

[edodalic29]

u can do all of this and still get ghosted the next day

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

u can do all of this and still get ghosted the next day

I didnt say it was gonna get you an LTR you need to slay there and then

 

[Spergi]

1. Get IOIs/Choosing signals. once you get these you should slay with relative easy

-once you get these YOU KNOW that you dont actually have to jestermaxx for her to want to kiss/maybe let you slay

2. Drop the unspoken rizz call over

(Shut do the “come over here” indication with your hands)

3. Hold conversation on some random bullshit for LITERALLY only 1 minute, say some shit like “ i like your outfit, where did you get it from” then just keep her talking about herself

4. Tell her she can sit next to you/move up to allow her space

5. If she accepts then put your arm around her, then talk to whoevers sitting around you for like the next 30 seconds

6. Speak to her again for a bit about some other bullshit

7. Be low inhib enough to go in for the kiss

Good advice for Chad

 

[Ricky212]

1. Get IOIs/Choosing signals. once you get these you should slay with relative easy

-once you get these YOU KNOW that you dont actually have to jestermaxx for her to want to kiss/maybe let you slay

2. Drop the unspoken rizz call over

(Shut do the “come over here” indication with your hands)

3. Hold conversation on some random bullshit for LITERALLY only 1 minute, say some shit like “ i like your outfit, where did you get it from” then just keep her talking about herself

4. Tell her she can sit next to you/move up to allow her space

5. If she accepts then put your arm around her, then talk to whoevers sitting around you for like the next 30 seconds

6. Speak to her again for a bit about some other bullshit

7. Be low inhib enough to go in for the kiss

Good advice

 

[New Poster]

I like that step 1 is basically girl is already dtf

 

[WishIwasChico]

1. Get IOIs/Choosing signals. once you get these you should slay with relative easy

-once you get these YOU KNOW that you dont actually have to jestermaxx for her to want to kiss/maybe let you slay

2. Drop the unspoken rizz call over

(Shut do the “come over here” indication with your hands)

3. Hold conversation on some random bullshit for LITERALLY only 1 minute, say some shit like “ i like your outfit, where did you get it from” then just keep her talking about herself

4. Tell her she can sit next to you/move up to allow her space

5. If she accepts then put your arm around her, then talk to whoevers sitting around you for like the next 30 seconds

6. Speak to her again for a bit about some other bullshit

7. Be low inhib enough to go in for the kiss

pull her into the toilets and r@pe her (in minecraft) 100% definite guide to slay. Try it it's legit

 

[IBlamePhaggots]

pull her into the toilets and r@pe her (in minecraft) 100% definite guide to slay. Try it it's legit

Yeah but I dont do that stuff

 

[WishIwasChico]

Yeah but I dont do that stuff

same i was joking bhai

 

[spongebob]

This is solid