I never realised people actually have conversations with their barber

Hardrada

Hardrada

Germanicelt
Joined
Jun 26, 2023
Posts
17,760
Reputation
14,845
My entire life literally no word has been uttered either way during a haircut and obviously I didnae fink nothin of it because I didn't know any other experience

Cuz I was known for being quiet in school a friend asked one time "do you actually talk to your barber or do you just sit there in silence" and he said it as a joke expecting me to say of course not but I said yes and he was surprised and laughing saying really and it didn't even hit me until then. Then I asked this chad who I spoke at the time and he knew the barbers name and everything and they talked a ton and made jokes together

Insane the amount of things you don't even realise you're missing out on like what else is there
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: AngryShortMale, User28823, _MVP_ and 6 others
Because I literally don’t give a shit about how his day went or whatever I just want a haircut.
 
  • +1
Reactions: AngryShortMale, mog_or_be_mogged, Ricky212 and 2 others
Me n my barber have a good friendship
 
  • +1
Reactions: horizontallytall, TsarTsar444, Jamaldickjavontus and 1 other person
I don’t talk with anyone specially subhumans serving me
Hahahahha
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: horizontallytall, AngryShortMale, apocalypse and 2 others
I’ve always realised it and never cared
 
  • +1
Reactions: Ricky212, Dr. Bludy, autistic_tendencies and 1 other person
I don't. I also sit with my eyes closed
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: AngryShortMale and Dr. Bludy
Honestly a lot of normie conversations are a waste of time. The only time I would want to make casual small talk with someone is if they are a Stacey tbh.
 
I get a haircut once every 3 months anyway
 
No i just sit there n stare him in the eyes
 
My entire life literally no word has been uttered either way during a haircut and obviously I didnae fink nothin of it because I didn't know any other experience

Cuz I was known for being quiet in school a friend asked one time "do you actually talk to your barber or do you just sit there in silence" and he said it as a joke expecting me to say of course not but I said yes and he was surprised and laughing saying really and it didn't even hit me until then. Then I asked this chad who I spoke at the time and he knew the barbers name and everything and they talked a ton and made jokes together

Insane the amount of things you don't even realise you're missing out on like what else is there
I do just so they treat me scalp better
 
You’re creeping me out bro. I haven’t had a full conversation with my barber until last trim and I’ve had him for 15 years.

Only recently am I having actual conversations with my father. I never actually talk to anyone about meaningful things. I usually just asked stupid questions all the time just like you do. He asks me if I talk to relatives/siblings now and then and I understand why.

People lead conversations sometimes and then I follow in but I never initiated in my life.

I got asked once about whether I talk to my barber in high school too. People always asked me these types of questions to probe for ‘answers’
 
Last edited:
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: horizontallytall, Jamaldickjavontus and Ricky212
I speak when spoken too in the chair, but I don’t like when we talk because he might make a mistake
 
  • +1
Reactions: Gus17 and Hardrada
Depends on the barber

If a Barber my age i joke and talk to him, if someone grown ass man i never say a word
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 29167, Jamaldickjavontus and Pikabro
I talk to a barber how tf can't you not these mfers always run their mouths like nothing.

But I cut my own hair nowadays
 
  • +1
Reactions: horizontallytall
Some Talk, some dont.

Ur Not special
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: Hardrada and Pikabro
my barber goes to my school and knows my brother so we cool
 
I can't joke with a grown ass man in his 30s usually our humor is different and shit

If someone my age i Can relate to him more
 
  • +1
Reactions: Hardrada and Pikabro
Have been shaving head at home since 2015 but I usually talk with various service personell and people waiting for something, out of boredom.
 

Similar threads

BrahminBoss
Replies
37
Views
1K
Ascend_forever
Ascend_forever
6
Replies
12
Views
566
gribsufer1
gribsufer1
randomop
Discussion .
Replies
9
Views
940
asdvek
asdvek
M
Replies
45
Views
2K
borntosuffer
borntosuffer

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top