I was cucked HARD today!!!

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I was cucked hard this morning when I was buying beer at the kiosk. Most people usually assume me to be a couple years older than I actually am (22 yo). I only got asked to show my ID TWICE in my whole life when buying alcohol or tobacco products! Never ever has anyone guessed my age younger than it is. This time was different though. 😧

The shop assistant - a Turkish looking woman in her 30's - suddenly became very unsure about not having asked for seeing my ID when I was paying for the beer.
She stuttered "are you even of legal age?"
I laughed and said: "For very long".
(In Germany, where I live, legal age is attained at 18 years and you can even legally buy beer at 16!!!)
- "I don't know" she said, "you still look very young in the face" - LITERALLY(!) - making a gesture with her fingers sliding around her chin. I guess she was referring to my weak facial hair but didn't have the guts to tell me directly. She also didn't ask for my ID after that so I just left, heading to my appointment. The whole situation seemed to be very uncomfortable for her, like she didn't want to make wrong assumptions or make me feel bad.

For me, that was another call to action to put even more effort into looksmaxxing.
I have been using Minoxidil for facial hair for about seven months now with good results but I'm far from having a non-patchy beard or decent facial hair. So I ordered zinc and biotin and also might have to start dermarolling for further support. I'm also gonna go tanning twice per week now as summer is almost over (fortunately).
I chew several pieces of gum every day to give me a chewing workout (practicing good oral posture too for 1 1/2 years now).
I am actually considering trying Botox to lower my eyebrows. I didn't want to do it at first but I changed my mind because having to brush my eyebrows into position every day just sucks and is too time-consuming and they don't stay in shape.

Guess I really needed that today! :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
this morning when I was buying beer
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The moment I read Turk I knew this had happened in Germany.
 
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there's a joke here (which makes more sense in my language and using metric units) which basically goes something like

a shopkeeper asked me if I had 18, so I told her "we can measure it if u have a ruler"

thanks for ur attention
 
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i also get asked for my ID everytime i buy cigarettes. I only can grow a mustache but i shave it
 
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I sometimes need my beer. Haven't slept much and could use slightly better circulation. Better skin tone (srs).
If you drink too much beer your T levels will flunk and as a result so will your DHT. DHT is what gives you the beard.
 
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If you drink too much beer your T levels will flunk and as a result so will your DHT. DHT is what gives you the beard.
If drinking too much, yeah but not if you have one or two beer a day. Having two beers a day may actually slightly INCREASE testosterone levels.

 
If drinking too much, yeah but not if you have one or two beer a day. Having two beers a day may actually slightly INCREASE testosterone levels.

Yeah no. Another beer industry funded shit study. Alcohol under no circumstance raises your T. If you drink two beers every single day it will have a major effect on your T.
 
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I sometimes need my beer. Haven't slept much and could use slightly better circulation. Better skin tone (srs).
alcohol gives you bloat
 
Yeah no. Another beer industry funded shit study. Alcohol under no circumstance raises your T. If you drink two beers every single day it will have a major effect on your T.
Why does alcohol (in moderation) make me and many others horny sometimes then and also way less inhibited? But thanks for your concern. My T is fine.
 
Why does alcohol (in moderation) make me and many others horny sometimes then and also way less inhibited? But thanks for your concern. My T is fine.
I'm too lazy to find out right now, but the reason definetely isn't elevated T levels. Alcohol makes you less inhibited becausd it relaxes you and relieves stress.
 
19 btw

drinking clear alcohol like whiskey debloats me hard
But whiskey is brownish!? Same with debloat sometimes though.
 
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But whiskey is brownish!? Same with debloat sometimes though.
sry bad phrasing, I was more trying to say alcohol with no sugar, no added shit and hasn't spent much time fermenting, so vodka or something is probably the best debloat alcohol

johnny walker whisky has been good for debloating for me on several occasions though
 
sry bad phrasing, I was more trying to say alcohol with no sugar, no added shit and hasn't spent much time fermenting, so vodka or something is probably the best debloat alcohol

johnny walker whisky has been good for debloating for me on several occasions though
Yeah alcohol is diuretic.
 
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