Is my mom weird?

[rhinoplasty]

When I won $1.2k off a parlay she threatened me for $500 of the money I won. A few months before this she told my brother I keep saying I’m going to win my parlays but I always lose.

She told me “you probably feel like I love (my brothers name) more than you” I just said no and she said I love you both equally

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

She doesn’t patiently teach me how to drive my car, she’s always yelling if I make a mistake

She doesnt give the DoorDash driver our a apartment number for safety

She tells my cousins, uncles, aunties, and friends that I insult her (im sorry but I have to)

When we were living at her sisters house, she ran upstairs whenever she saw her pulling up in the driveway

 

[rhinoplasty]

@BeanletMogger @rand anon @sickdawgie @IvanTheSpaceBiker @IRL_Reject @exo @Vermilioncore @Maalik @Daqirius

 

[IRL_Reject]

This sounds like a typical devouring mother. A lottt of women get like this and they get off to the fact that their children are dependent on them.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

When I won $1.2k off a parlay she threatened me for $500 of the money I won. A few months before this she told my brother I keep saying I’m going to win my parlays but I always lose.

She told me “you probably feel like I love (my brothers name) more than you” I just said no and she said I love you both equally

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

She doesn’t patiently teach me how to drive my car, she’s always yelling if I make a mistake

She doesnt give the DoorDash driver our a apartment number for safety

She tells my cousins, uncles, aunties, and friends that I insult her (im sorry but I have to)

When we were living at her sisters house, she ran upstairs whenever she saw her pulling up in the driveway

she’s crazy as fuck ngl bro
the fact she asked if u were masturbating, as if she would get u in trouble for doing something literally every man does is proof enough she’s a delusional bitch

 

[Vermilioncore]

Next time say yeah I’m masturbating wanna help

 

[rhinoplasty]

Next time say yeah I’m masturbating wanna help

Nk weird

 

[rhinoplasty]

she’s crazy as fuck ngl bro
the fact she asked if u were masturbating, as if she would get u in trouble for doing something literally every man does is proof enough she’s a delusional bitch

Ya but im not old enough to be considered a man yet

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Ya but im not old enough to be considered a man yet

bro if you’re a teenager it’s even more common that you jerk offyour mom is such a stupid bitch ngl that made me mad how she thinks you shouldn’t jerk off

she literally thinks you should be incel, no pussy, no porn, no STIMULATION WHATSOEVER, and that’s a good life for u to live in her mind omg bro kill your mom please

 

[97baHater]

Next time say yeah I’m masturbating wanna help

Nah wtf, imagine getting jerked off by your own mom, this shit has to be traumatising

 

[rand anon]

This sounds like a typical devouring mother. A lottt of women get like this and they get off to the fact that their children are dependent on them.

 

[Esteban1997]

Next time say yeah I’m masturbating wanna help

 

[97baHater]

When I won $1.2k off a parlay she threatened me for $500 of the money I won. A few months before this she told my brother I keep saying I’m going to win my parlays but I always lose.

She told me “you probably feel like I love (my brothers name) more than you” I just said no and she said I love you both equally

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

She doesn’t patiently teach me how to drive my car, she’s always yelling if I make a mistake

She doesnt give the DoorDash driver our a apartment number for safety

She tells my cousins, uncles, aunties, and friends that I insult her (im sorry but I have to)

When we were living at her sisters house, she ran upstairs whenever she saw her pulling up in the driveway

What the fuck

 

[mug]

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

This is crazy

Im sorry bro just keep enduring and then move out asap shes a nut

 

[irkedphaggot]

When I won $1.2k off a parlay she threatened me for $500 of the money I won. A few months before this she told my brother I keep saying I’m going to win my parlays but I always lose.

She told me “you probably feel like I love (my brothers name) more than you” I just said no and she said I love you both equally

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

She doesn’t patiently teach me how to drive my car, she’s always yelling if I make a mistake

She doesnt give the DoorDash driver our a apartment number for safety

She tells my cousins, uncles, aunties, and friends that I insult her (im sorry but I have to)

When we were living at her sisters house, she ran upstairs whenever she saw her pulling up in the driveway

My mum is crazier you should be grateful tbh

 

[IRL_Reject]

I tell my mom that I look at tiktok girls asses and tits and that I would never date a girl above age 19(im 25)

put her in her fkn place bro
teen or not

 

[aestheticsrespecter]

bro if you’re a teenager it’s even more common that you jerk offyour mom is such a stupid bitch ngl that made me mad how she thinks you shouldn’t jerk off

she literally thinks you should be incel, no pussy, no porn, no STIMULATION WHATSOEVER, and that’s a good life for u to live in her mind omg bro kill your mom please

seethe harder coomer

 

[vermillioncorefan]

seethe harder coomer

i will

 

[NorwoodAscender]

yes and it explains alot

 

[rhinoplasty]

yes and it explains alot

About me? Tell me how

 

[rhinoplasty]

Nah wtf, imagine getting jerked off by your own mom, this shit has to be traumatising

Your reply is weirder than his

 

[rhinoplasty]

C

 

[rhinoplasty]

D

 

[IvanTheSpaceBiker]

My mom takes money off my wallet without even asking for it sometimes

 

[rhinoplasty]

What the fuck

Elab

 

[BeanletMogger]

Parentpill. Reminds me of my mom tbh, some moms are just weird and try to get in ur head for some reason

 

[fukmylyf]

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

thats weird af. Have u ever had sex?

 

[rhinoplasty]

thats weird af. Have u ever had sex?

Nigga, no?

 

[rhinoplasty]

G

 

[sickdawgie]

When I won $1.2k off a parlay she threatened me for $500 of the money I won. A few months before this she told my brother I keep saying I’m going to win my parlays but I always lose.

She told me “you probably feel like I love (my brothers name) more than you” I just said no and she said I love you both equally

I locked the room we were sharing and she kept knocking, put a hole in the door, and unscrewed the knobs and asked if I was masturbating

She doesn’t patiently teach me how to drive my car, she’s always yelling if I make a mistake

She doesnt give the DoorDash driver our a apartment number for safety

She tells my cousins, uncles, aunties, and friends that I insult her (im sorry but I have to)

When we were living at her sisters house, she ran upstairs whenever she saw her pulling up in the driveway

I've read some creepy stories on r/doordash your mom seems like a smart cookie

 

[rhinoplasty]

I've read some creepy stories on r/doordash your mom seems like a smart cookie

Ok

 

[📎♿️⚙️]

Nah she is really nice but please do not come into her room right now I am giving that fat black booty backshots

 

[rhinoplasty]

Nah she is really nice but please do not come into her room right now I am giving that fat black booty backshots

Your mother

 

[97baHater]

Your reply is weirder than his

How? I just expanded on the situation that bro told you

 

[rhinoplasty]

How? I just expanded on the situation that bro told you

It was weird

 

[vioytaka]

my mom acts the same way