Is my stepmom into me (serious) ???

[tadoskins2]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

 

[Dream99]

24 and u cant decipher this

 

[AscendOrRopemaxx]

retard thread

 

[Sixdaysinfallujah66]

>24
>virgin
>wants to fuck his stepmom just because she wanted to bond with him

Porn has ruined your brain man.

 

[tadoskins2]

24 and u cant decipher this

So she wants it (???) Im so fucking autistic I have zero ability to figure this shit out. My friend is worse though he thought his sister wanted some dick but she is just down syndrome

 

[tadoskins2]

>24
>virgin
>wants to fuck his stepmom just because she wanted to bond with him

Porn has ruined your brain man.

Dude I only jerk off at most 4 times a day. edging has really improved my addiction. I dont jelq anymore because I fucked up my cock for a little while, edging is def meta

 

[Dream99]

So she wants it (???) Im so fucking autistic I have zero ability to figure this shit out. My friend is worse though he thought his sister wanted some dick but she is just down syndrome

you're disgusting trying to fuck someone that your disabled dad is dating jfl rope

 

[Sixdaysinfallujah66]

Dude I only jerk off at most 4 times a day. edging has really improved my addiction. I dont jelq anymore because I fucked up my cock for a little while, edging is def meta

just earn money and get a wife

 

[tadoskins2]

you're disgusting trying to fuck someone that your disabled dad is dating jfl rope

dude no dude you misunderstand. she is trying to fuck ME!

 

[Lukkas]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

Think your step mom is into you for making you breakfast?

 

[Deleted member 57356]

average meraki thread

 

[mvp2v1]

Its simple. Do you mog your dad? (assume he was not paralyzed). If yes then the next question is are you MTN or above in west. If yes then its possible she could be into you although your description sounds like normal human behavior and not flirting. if the answer is no to the first or second question then the answer is no.

 

[darktvamp]

Bro, this is honestly sad as fuck, you are out of your goddamn mind, shes just trying to be a mother to you and you think about fucking her. porn has destroyed your brain, I feel bad for that woman, brother please do better.

 

[darktvamp]

Dude I only jerk off at most 4 times a day. edging has really improved my addiction. I dont jelq anymore because I fucked up my cock for a little while, edging is def meta

Wtf

 

[Miniskull]

Greycels getting amped up over an obvious bait
If it wasn't obvious to you that this was a troll from the way it s written, you could have just checked his previous threads

 

[n9wiff]

WTF did I just read

Satire??

 

[tadoskins2]

Greycels getting amped up over an obvious bait
If it wasn't obvious to you that this was a troll from the way it s written, you could have just checked his previous threads

Are you retarded?

 

[Miniskull]

Are you retarded?

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Be quiet.

 

[Miniskull]

Are you retarded?

Jelqing multiple times a day has given me erectile dysfunction (failure)

Title pretty much speaks for itself. I( 29M) have been following a strict jelqing regiment that a friend and I developed several years ago. It involves a quick session 2-3 times per day between overwatch games which intitially, I didnt think was very much? Apparently not because for the past...

looksmax.org

How did you go from 29 yo to 24 yo ? Mind sharing your elixir of youth ?

 

[Bigbootylover45]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

Dude she wants ur dick man!!! U should lowk go up to her in the kitchen with ur dick out hard and see how she reacts i think she wants u!!

 

[Egyptianmogger]

Stop watching porn

 

[VisageVirtuoso√]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

Takes from the slums of Mumbai

 

[tadoskins2]

Jelqing multiple times a day has given me erectile dysfunction (failure)

Title pretty much speaks for itself. I( 29M) have been following a strict jelqing regiment that a friend and I developed several years ago. It involves a quick session 2-3 times per day between overwatch games which intitially, I didnt think was very much? Apparently not because for the past...

looksmax.org

How did you go from 29 yo to 24 yo ? Mind sharing your elixir of youth ?

Dude I made a typo
I am twenty four
This isnt some qanon pizza gate frazzledrip wayfair level conspiracy like you think
go outside faggot

 

[ChadL1te]

So she wants it (???) Im so fucking autistic I have zero ability to figure this shit out. My friend is worse though he thought his sister wanted some dick but she is just down syndrome

whos bro friends with

 

[Lucid]

elaborate with a image of what she looks like

 

[strawberrymushroom]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be

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[strawberrymushroom]

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[strawberrymushroom]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

 

[arab_chink]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

Get your fantasies put of your head

 

[oldcel2002]

>24
>virgin
>wants to fuck his stepmom just because she wanted to bond with him

Porn has ruined your brain man.

I kid u not, I actually got an erection when I read this post

 

[copingtoohardrn]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

Fucking retard

 

[moggathon]

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes

 

[PseudoMaxxer]

bro she’s just being nice…wtf?

 

[Clavicular]

She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

HOLY SHIT CAGING AT YOUR AUTISM

 

[anthony111553]

HOLY SHIT CAGING AT YOUR AUTISM

shush autist, breakfast is code word for dick

 

[Clavicular]

shush autist, breakfast is code word for dick

my mom made me breakfast a few years ago...

 

[anthony111553]

my mom made me breakfast a few years ago...

missed chance blud

 

[goobermaxxing17]

you watch too much incest porn nigga, retard ass thread

 

[Primalsplit]

Jelqing multiple times a day has given me erectile dysfunction (failure)

Title pretty much speaks for itself. I( 29M) have been following a strict jelqing regiment that a friend and I developed several years ago. It involves a quick session 2-3 times per day between overwatch games which intitially, I didnt think was very much? Apparently not because for the past...

looksmax.org

How did you go from 29 yo to 24 yo ? Mind sharing your elixir of youth ?

Mirin detective skills.

 

[Chrisssy]

stupid retard

 

[Whist]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

bro just cop an escort if u 24. Like 22+ if u v card its better to get an escort first. At least u have that experience when u smash a girl after

 

[Several.]

Okay im in a pretty fucked up situation with my stepmom. I am 24, living with my dad and new stepmom (old mom was a fucking cheating strumpet) and my dad just married this new eastern european bitch a few months ago after only dating for about a month. My old man is really into her, but hes paralyzed from the waist down and in a wheelchair so I think shes after his food stamps, also I think shes really just in it for the green card but whatever. Anyways, I have been feeling more and more that she is trying to put the moves on me, the other day she said good morning to me which I thought was kind of weird. No femoid has ever done this to me before. She even offered to go pick up a new vape for me so that I could keep playing HFTF. She even offered to make me breakfast once. This shit is insane.

Anyways what do you guys think? Should I grab her by the holes and toss her romantically onto my mattress next time she offers to get me a vape? Or am I just retarded. Shes probbably a 6/10 so I think it could finally be the end of my virginity streak. I really need help idk what to do im pretty autistic so whatever you guys think would be helpful.

this is fucking pathetic