Is there a bigger coomer than me on this forum?

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I had an account on a porn forum in 2008. I was 13 years old. :feelskek: Back then, I only watched softcore porn.
 
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No bhai I just fapped 30 mins ago I am sick of rotting I might rope. I am gonna be alone forever
 
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All men should go on no-fap

Self-control and discipline is a must.
 
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Depression makes me give in
Try to replace unproductive behaviors with productive ones, whenever you feel the urge to masturbate go for a run, lift weights, do bodyweight exercises, etc.

I don't know why people say "no fap is cope" on this forum, if you're blackpilled what could possibly be more important than having control over your own sexuality so you can make informed and logical decisions?
 
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every @flippasav post i come across is just him being a coomer
 
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No bhai I just fapped 30 mins ago I am sick of rotting I might rope. I am gonna be alone forever
Just hop on tinder and slay, bhai. There's no way you could be "alone forever."
 
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Just hop on tinder and slay, bhai. There's no way you could be "alone forever."
I deleted it I messaged 33 girls and they all ghosted. It’s beyond over I have everything and girls just don’t want me they just match me and ghost
 
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All men should go on no-fap

Self-control and discipline is a must.
Nofap is a goddamn meme. I'm among the earliest - if not, THE earliest - fapstronaut here. I found out about it in 2011/2012 and tried (and failed, lol) for many years until an eye-opening experience in 2018/2019 that made me realize it's BS.
 
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I deleted it I messaged 33 girls and they all ghosted. It’s beyond over I have everything and girls just don’t want me they just match me and ghost
They match with you for the dopamine rush. Like many people say on here, they just use it for validation and not for serious business. Br00tal. But hey, at least you get the validation as well. Some of us, like me, never get any.
 
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Nofap is a goddamn meme. I'm among the earliest - if not, THE earliest - fapstronaut here. I found out about it in 2011/2012 and tried (and failed, lol) for many years until an eye-opening experience in 2018/2019 that made me realize it's BS.
How is it a meme? Nothing productive whatsoever about masturbating, especially if you're a male.
 
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They match with you for the dopamine rush. Like many people say on here, they just use it for validation and not for serious business. Br00tal. But hey, at least you get the validation as well. Some of us, like me, never get any.

It’s so over for me. Fucking lol at people on here thinking I am some terra slayer girls are repulsed by me they just match for attention
 
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They match with you for the dopamine rush. Like many people say on here, they just use it for validation and not for serious business. Br00tal. But hey, at least you get the validation as well. Some of us, like me, never get any.

How many matches u got total? u must have at least gotten a few.
 
I deleted it I messaged 33 girls and they all ghosted. It’s beyond over I have everything and girls just don’t want me they just match me and ghost
You like the number 33
 
Me bhai i coomed 2 loads in a hour jfl
 
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How is it a meme? Nothing productive whatsoever about masturbating, especially if you're a male.

The end goal of "productive actions" is to do "unproductive actions" later on which is why those "productive actions" are called "productive".
 
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I started fapping around 2013, I was 9 yo back then.
 
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No bhai I just fapped 30 mins ago I am sick of rotting I might rope. I am gonna be alone forever
Man stop fishing for compliments, you literally bang hoes everyday and still wanna act like you can relate to the average looksmaxxer
 
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Ive been fapping daily since I was 9 usually twice a day or more
 
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How is it a meme? Nothing productive whatsoever about masturbating, especially if you're a male.
It's a cope, all nofap does is make you more energetic. That's it.
 
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It’s so over for me. Fucking lol at people on here thinking I am some terra slayer girls are repulsed by me they just match for attention
At least you get matches and get to have sexy talk online. I wouldn't get anything.
 
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I had an account on a porn forum in 2008. I was 13 years old. :feelskek: Back then, I only watched softcore porn.
theres porn forums?
 
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Porn is a good cope
 
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Porn is a good cope
If it weren't for porn, I wouldn't have any idea what women looked like naked. Ogre for me.
 
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I had an account on a porn forum in 2008. I was 13 years old. :feelskek: Back then, I only watched softcore porn.
your almost twice my age bhai
 
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You’re a Gay Currycel. Brutal low t ethnic pill subhuman
 
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Jeez. At your age I was hanging out everyday haha. You should probably hang out more with your friends, bhai.
i do im only on this forum when i be bored at night
 
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I deleted it I messaged 33 girls and they all ghosted. It’s beyond over I have everything and girls just don’t want me they just match me and ghost
You gotta geomaxx
 
Jeez. At your age I was hanging out everyday haha. You should probably hang out more with your friends, bhai.
just went out to get boba from the gym with a friend
 
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I dunno. I just stopped doing it. I do remember taking a paracetamol when I was a young boy and it made me throw up and I hate throwing up, so I never took it anymore. Or at least, not an entire pill. Then in my teens, if I had a headache, I would either crush the pill and mix it with water or I would just break it in tiny parts and then take it. But since my 20s, I've never taken a painkiller.
 
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On Monday I busted two nuts an hour after each other, first time I did that in a few years
 

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